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Turbo_Turban

Wiseybud wrote:

This is more disturbing.

Hardly disturbing, i would call it abstract art.

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My old estate is in your lap, but not my new Duchy of Turbandy. It is a free, virgin land.

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Oh yes, i found a very lovely spot north of Draconax with hills overlooking forest to the east and open plains to the west. I was planning to build a city, but i want to keep it to myself so as not to attract smelly unfortunates.

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the pirate's life

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The leetspeak ruins this, because it makes it too blatantly sarcastic. You should just have intentionally poor spelling, as well as lots of question and exclamation marks.

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There is plenty of unexplored land and there are plenty of unexplored caves. I practically trip over the darn things when wandering around the countryside by my castle, leading to frequent death and frustration. Just head out until you find somewhere without any towns or buildings, and there should ...

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Any gentleman worth his title will have a mighty tower of stone to survey his agricultural estates, and a mine for his Welsh coal miners to work. You definitely have the right ideas.

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I am Turbo, of the royal house of Turbanid. My majesty and splendour are second only to those who can ban me. My royal lineage is from whence my name springs.

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1. Further my intellectual capacity and understanding of the world.

2. Fistfight the Queen.

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The shizzle indeed my friend. I very much appreciate you showing me this game and this server.

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First one to compose Beethoven's ninth symphony with music blocks gets a cookie and a place in Valhalla.

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Mine was the pokémans, but my first game of any real substance beyond rampant animal abuse was the excellent Planescape Torment.

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I own the the most unholy of texts. A book capable of rupturing all laws of nature and bringing forth the most horrific and unimaginable of entities.

Respect the tentacles, or I'll eat your soul.

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Pester persistent Peter.

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Milord, in your opinion what is greatest wonder constructed by mankind? Also, what foreign culture would you consider least worthy of contempt?

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Likewise, milord!

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Well the no genitalia or swastika rule sounds fair enough. Thank you.

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I greet thee all. Forgive my silly name, for i did not think it up. I'm a resident of fairest Britannia, and i am fairly new to Minecraft both single and multiplayer. I like to build big and magnificent structures, but because i have a very short attention span i often fail miserably. That or one of...

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