Escapecraft

They may have advanced technology beyond our comprehension, but we have sheep!

Running around the store as a burning inflammable suit carrying with him brandy time bombs, I naturally feel an irresistible urge to go antiquing and blow up 697. After I consulted the mall topology, stopped for lunch and met a nice lady who was quite into charcoal dressed in suits I find myself out...

Shambling out from the liquor store with five bags filled with brandy and a smile that would make the Grinch proud, I find myself suddenly on fire due to receiving a lovely gift from Vallorn. However, I come prepared. I was clever enough to make my suit inflammable after setting at least three of my...

I use them every day.

And these too.

I need myself a drivers license. And a car, too.

Knife-28 wrote:I'm on Windows Vista. *Sunglasses drop down* Deal with it

I'd rather not. You take care of your own problems, sir.

<SPAWN!>

Oh crap, where am I? Why is everyone fighting? Why is nobody wearing suits? This is all very confusing.

Shit, erm, Execute emergency plan!

I raid the liquor store and grab every single bottle of brandy in sight.

Feast your eyes upon true class. http://img860.imageshack.us/img860/5062/pinmissilesuitup.jpg Yes, that is an awesome custom tailored suit made by a short but polite Indian fellow. Yes, that is a mohawk of the most classy kind, mohawks are cool. http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/479/34415447337434...

Doctor William Smith.

Escapecraft: Apply directly to your Minecraft.
Escapecraft: Apply directly to your Minecraft.
Escapecraft: Apply directly to your Minecraft.

For roughly 15 seconds.

HTC Desire HD. It's hooooooooge

Hi! I'm Pinmissile, known by the same name on the server and known as "Lou" on The Escapist. I'm a 17 year old Swedish student in networking and programming, I'm currently working on getting my CCNA and Cambridge certificate. I've been playing on this server for roughly three, maybe four days now wi...

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