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SirrusSamiyaza

Note: The hill only has enough room for one person. It's a tiny hill. If more than one person tries to own it at the same time, thready powers nuke you for fairness :3

Being the thread creator, I can overrule you. You vanish into thin air, and I step on the hill, and put a lawn chair up.

SirrusSamiyaza

Lol, I don't care if he is making a city with Vall, who is not actually my enemy element. By being the God of Ice, my domain also extends over the houses residing in the taiga. This means that the hearth fires and warmth inside those houses are also my domain, which means I don't mind lava. Besides...

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Invunarble wrote:I pick up a [Lift Up] sign, and laugh at you because you don't even lift.

My hill.

I kick you into the air, you go flyong, and are banned for hax. My hill.

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Invunarble wrote:Yeah? Well, guess what? I make a fucking time machine, go back in time, and undo your neck snappery and all that other shit.

My hill.

I regenerate again, smash the time machine, stab you in the face, stab LS13 in the face, and take the hill. My hill.

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Invunarble wrote:Nonetheless, you are still engraved on a spit, suffering from third degree burns as LS and I cook you!

My hill.

LS13 broke up with you. Anyways, I regenerated, snap your neck, take the hill, and bury you in New Mexico. My hill.

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Invunarble wrote:False! You cannot snap my neck if your body is placed on a roasted spit!

My hill.

Objection! Walruses are known to regrow all parts of their bodies due to a curse a mummy witch put on our leader, Bob, thousands of years ago! My hill!

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I pull your tusks out then cook you for dinner, LS and I feast on your flesh just in time for Thanksgiving. My hill. I break your alliance with LS13 by telling him that you are making a city with Vallorn, god of lava, which is his enemy element. Once you are weak, I sneak up behind you and snap you...

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I remember that I created this thread in the first place, and using thready powers, move the hill from under you, dropping you into convenient lava below. My hill.

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It's Raining Men by the Weather Girls

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Call Me Maybe

I DARE YOU

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I'll sign up!

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When I hear Jesus, I think of the Arabic man that was thought to be a prophet by many, and brought them joy and happiness with their beliefs.

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I threaten to shoot Invun's moose if he doesn't give me the hill. He lets his guard down and I shoot him in the face. With an alkaline acid gun. Ouch.

My hill.

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I shoot Invun with a cow gun.

I reset up all that bio bomb equipment and shiz, and I keep all my walrus bretheren and anything else that can be leveraged inside mah fort.

Now the only way to take the hill is to storm mah fort.

Mah hill, come get me bish.

SirrusSamiyaza

Milo_Windby wrote:Granted

I wish I could forget that video now >.>

You forget the video, and everything else you ever knew.

You forget how to breath as well, dieing in minutes.

I wish that these wishes actually happened.

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Invunarble wrote:Unvunarble, NotVunarble, DeVunarble, GoodSmellingVunarble, TNTVunarble, Invulnerable (Yes, I just spelt it right -_-) Over9000Vunarbles, NuclearLaunchCodesArble, FortTuskable, SconesAndTeable, and so on...

Inurinearble.

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There's a pig in a pig in a pig in a pig in a pig in space named Stiiiii
There's a pig in a pig in a pig in a pig in a pig in space named Stiiiii
There's a pig in a pig in a pig in a pig in a pig in space named Stiiiii
There's a pig in a pig in a pig in a pig in a pig in space named Stiiiii

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I launch a biobomb at the hill. Windwill and the lick stain are eradicated. Forevah. I step on the hill, and place small bio traps all around it. I then place on a protective suit to shield me from biobombs. I then build a massive artillery, recruit a large army, all equipped with biosuits, and set ...

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Sirrus is awesome.

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I use the magical (and slightly cheating) fact that I created the topic to erase the turtles and Trovo from the topic.

I then magically create a new hill and step on it.

I then create two other fake hills for decoys. They're not as sexy as my hill.

Mah hill bish.

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I notice that Fuzz eats everything, and that Invun is still alive. I forcefeed Fuzz laxatives, causing him to run 45673 miles to the nearest bathroom. I toss Justin Bieber at Invun, causing him to run to China.

My hill.

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I talk to Invun. He goes mentally insane from my rambling, and runs into a moving minecart, splattering all over Borjan.

Mah hill, bish.

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Fuzz422365117 wrote:and baby pandas

in Capybara sauce.

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There's a dog in a cat in a shoe with the frog on the branch on the log in the hole at the bottom of the sea. There's a dog in a cat in a shoe with the frog on the branch on the log in the hole at the bottom of the sea. There's a dog, There's a dog. There's a dog in a cat in a shoe with the frog on ...

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I toss cheese and kittens at Invun. Invun happens to be allergic to cheesekittens, and explodes. I step on the hill.

My hill.

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vallorn wrote:Mood Reset: 100

Moved to San Diego.

I don't live far from San Diego....

STALKER ALERT STALKER ALERT

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Turtle Soup Island

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Alright, I'm bad with descriptions, so I'll do this quickly. There's a hill, a very very sexy hill. Everyone wants it. You will do anything to get the hill, even kill people with outlandish tactics. Examples: Person one steps on the empty hill. Person two tosses something at them, sending them into ...

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U is for Uranium bombs.

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