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Second UFO Spotted at RSTP

Post by random980 » 06 Mar 2011, 09:53

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This message was bought to you under great risk to my life. After the strange mid-summer snowstorm in Blackthorn, I decided to hang around and investigate the town. Last night... They attacked... they were everywhere... we didn't stand a chance. Some of us were taken. This isn't an invasion. It's extermination.


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Eyewitness statement:

Lath has built a HUGE UFO and has invaded Blackthorn with it... :shock: .
watch out, your city will be next


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Re: Lath's invasion!!!

Post by vallorn » 06 Mar 2011, 11:30

at least Lath didnt replicate the ever exploding bomb she accidentlied a few days ago...
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Re: Lath's invasion!!!

Post by Lathania » 06 Mar 2011, 12:31

vallorn wrote:at least Lath didnt replicate the ever exploding bomb she accidentlied a few days ago...
We will never discuss the infinite TNT loop mechanic. Blackadder's agents are everywhere.
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Re: UFO Spotted over Blackthorn

Post by Zinrius » 06 Mar 2011, 13:07

If anyone hasn't seen this from up close, I say it's worth the 5 min. trip to Blackthorn... It's... intimidatingly huge. ( and loaded, this thing is functional! )
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Post by Lathania » 06 Mar 2011, 14:15

Now with 4 working Warp Engines! No longer will my slaves have to hold this beauty up while I construct it!
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Post by Byroe » 06 Mar 2011, 15:09

0.0 well then... uhhh... hey black, can i borrow the ion cannon for a bit?
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Post by DuplicateValue » 06 Mar 2011, 15:12

That's awesome! Is the interior done up too?
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Re: Lath's invasion!!!

Post by vallorn » 06 Mar 2011, 15:30

Lathania wrote:
vallorn wrote:at least Lath didnt replicate the ever exploding bomb she accidentlied a few days ago...
We will never discuss the infinite TNT loop mechanic. Blackadder's agents are everywhere.
he he i have a "black"mail tool now lath ;) PM's are so very easy...
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Post by tanisjihanis » 06 Mar 2011, 15:40

Wow this is amazing Lath!
lol is that lightstone and lapis lazuli i spy? :P
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Post by Godavari » 06 Mar 2011, 17:41

The inside is nicely furnished, Lath, but I'm not quite sure how it's supposed to work. There aren't any buttons or anything!
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Post by tanisjihanis » 06 Mar 2011, 17:49

OOOO can i try!!!!?
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Post by Zinrius » 06 Mar 2011, 18:00

Godavari wrote:The inside is nicely furnished, Lath, but I'm not quite sure how it's supposed to work. There aren't any buttons or anything!
it's MOD ION technology... it's not able to be operated by ordinary mortals such as yourself. Trust me, It'll blow the hell out of the bedrock if lath fired it up.
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Re: UFO Spotted over Blackthorn

Post by vallorn » 06 Mar 2011, 18:56

if BlackThorn desires i can build a Bunker Complex to defend against a UFO strike/Alien Invasion from the UFO.

pay me and i wont add a Self Destruct to the bunker!
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Re: UFO Spotted over Blackthorn

Post by RexDark » 06 Mar 2011, 19:01

vallorn wrote:if BlackThorn desires i can build a Bunker Complex to defend against a UFO strike/Alien Invasion from the UFO.

pay me and i wont add a Self Destruct to the bunker!
Wouldn't the self destruct just give them a really huge cave in which they can build their underground dwarven city?
Also: Wasn't TNT disabled?
I assume this self-destruct would use TNT...
Or does it flood the bunker with a deadly neurotoxin lava?
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Re: UFO Spotted over Blackthorn

Post by vallorn » 06 Mar 2011, 19:18

RexDark wrote:
vallorn wrote:if BlackThorn desires i can build a Bunker Complex to defend against a UFO strike/Alien Invasion from the UFO.

pay me and i wont add a Self Destruct to the bunker!
Wouldn't the self destruct just give them a really huge cave in which they can build their underground dwarven city?
Also: Wasn't TNT disabled?
I assume this self-destruct would use TNT...
Or does it flood the bunker with a deadly neurotoxin lava?
using a secret method it nukes Space and Time itself rendering the Bunker and surrounding area uninhabitable (think a bigger version of the Dance Floor...)
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Re: UFO Spotted over Blackthorn

Post by RexDark » 06 Mar 2011, 19:25

vallorn wrote:
RexDark wrote:
vallorn wrote:if BlackThorn desires i can build a Bunker Complex to defend against a UFO strike/Alien Invasion from the UFO.

pay me and i wont add a Self Destruct to the bunker!
Wouldn't the self destruct just give them a really huge cave in which they can build their underground dwarven city?
Also: Wasn't TNT disabled?
I assume this self-destruct would use TNT...
Or does it flood the bunker with a deadly neurotoxin lava?
using a secret method it nukes Space and Time itself rendering the Bunker and surrounding area uninhabitable (think a bigger version of the Dance Floor...)
I must send some spies to find out what this secret method is, so I can use it for my own purposes...
First to hire some spies...
Also: What's this about Dance Floor?
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Re: UFO Spotted over Blackthorn

Post by vallorn » 06 Mar 2011, 19:55

RexDark wrote:
vallorn wrote:
RexDark wrote: Wouldn't the self destruct just give them a really huge cave in which they can build their underground dwarven city?
Also: Wasn't TNT disabled?
I assume this self-destruct would use TNT...
Or does it flood the bunker with a deadly neurotoxin lava?
using a secret method it nukes Space and Time itself rendering the Bunker and surrounding area uninhabitable (think a bigger version of the Dance Floor...)
I must send some spies to find out what this secret method is, so I can use it for my own purposes...
First to hire some spies...
Also: What's this about Dance Floor?
Lath knows EXACTLY what im talking about... ;)
and theres only one record of Project:Stormlight and thats in my noggin! :D
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Re: UFO Spotted over Blackthorn

Post by Mixizm » 06 Mar 2011, 20:30

NEVER FEAR! WE HAVE OGRED!
and ive been on the inside. Good thing they never found me onboard.
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Post by vallorn » 06 Mar 2011, 20:47

Mixizm wrote:NEVER FEAR! WE HAVE OGRED!
and ive been on the inside. Good thing they never found me onboard.
is it Cuboid'd?
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Post by Godavari » 06 Mar 2011, 20:57

vallorn wrote:
Mixizm wrote:NEVER FEAR! WE HAVE OGRED!
and ive been on the inside. Good thing they never found me onboard.
is it Cuboid'd?
It is, indeed. You have to build up next to the cuboid and then jump down.
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Post by vallorn » 06 Mar 2011, 21:02

Godavari wrote:
vallorn wrote:
Mixizm wrote:NEVER FEAR! WE HAVE OGRED!
and ive been on the inside. Good thing they never found me onboard.
is it Cuboid'd?
It is, indeed. You have to build up next to the cuboid and then jump down.
dang well at least we can Box it inside the Cuboid...
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Post by powerfulkingt » 07 Mar 2011, 02:43

This is my City.........and I was the last to know about it?!?!?!
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Re: UFO Spotted over Blackthorn

Post by vallorn » 07 Mar 2011, 02:54

powerfulkingt wrote:This is my City.........and I was the last to know about it?!?!?!
want my help to box that UFO up?
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Post by donkypoink » 07 Mar 2011, 05:28

Try getting that thing underground ^^
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Post by vallorn » 07 Mar 2011, 06:47

donkypoink wrote:Try getting that thing underground ^^
just get Blackadder dunk and tell him kiera knightlys being held on board. that UFO will not survive!
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Re: UFO Spotted over Blackthorn

Post by Lathania » 07 Mar 2011, 06:55

After a quick repair of damages taken during our conquest of Blackthorn, the Bridge, slave pens, Vault and Experiment Labs are now fully functional. Before you ask. Yes. Our experiment lab has a cow.
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Re: UFO Spotted over Blackthorn

Post by Jaling » 07 Mar 2011, 08:10

I for one welcome our new alien overlords
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Post by SachielOne » 07 Mar 2011, 09:24

I'd better hurry up on the construction of OGRED Damocles. I'm going to need a whole lot of obsidian for this one.
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Re: UFO Spotted over Blackthorn

Post by RexDark » 07 Mar 2011, 12:40

vallorn wrote:
RexDark wrote:
vallorn wrote: using a secret method it nukes Space and Time itself rendering the Bunker and surrounding area uninhabitable (think a bigger version of the Dance Floor...)
I must send some spies to find out what this secret method is, so I can use it for my own purposes...
First to hire some spies...
Also: What's this about Dance Floor?
Lath knows EXACTLY what im talking about... ;)
and theres only one record of Project:Stormlight and thats in my noggin! :D
Yes, that's why I need to analyze it when it gets executed.
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