King of the Hill

[LS13]

Bummer cause I just poked it and broke it.

My hill.

[Invunarble]

You're hallucionating, silly LS, you broke nothing of the sorts.

My hill.

[LS13]

Inv u r actually in a dream inside a dream inside a dream, and never actually built the machine. And my doctor says im not hallucinating so all is good.

My hill.

[Invunarble]

You were dreaming that you had a doctor, but you don't, so therefore you are still hallucionating. Silly LS.

My hill.

[asi1998]

I take a blackbird, put the throttle at 100% and I ram the plane into invun sending him flying,

Mah Hill

[LS13]

Yay, now I freeze asi's engines.

My hill.

[Skunk_Giant]

I kill you off in The Prophecy.

MY HILL

[LS13]

NUUUU D: you can have it, just lemme have awesome ice powers!

[Invunarble]

I repeatedly ask everyone "y i no vet" until all sanity is lost and they do something abnormally odd and end up off of the hill.

My hill

[vallorn]

I invoke the Lord command of not running jokes into the ground which nullifies invun's last post.

Skunk its your hill again.

[Invunarble]

I remind vallorn that he cannot do such commands, since the giver of the command is an arch nemesis of the associated group vallorn is in.

My hill.

[LS13]

Fine then, I issue the same command. I'm not directly affiliated with either, so ha. I give the hill to skunk so I can have cool ice powers :)

Skunk's hill.

[vallorn]

I remind vallorn that he cannot do such commands, since the giver of the command is an arch nemesis of the associated group vallorn is in.

My hill.

Not my command. I just invoked it.

Wait. Did you ever actually read what happened to reCUT? I betrayed them for a job as CUT's Baldrick. Learn Moar.

[Invunarble]

I remind vallorn that he cannot do such commands, since the giver of the command is an arch nemesis of the associated group vallorn is in.

My hill.

Not my command. I just invoked it.

Wait. Did you ever actually read what happened to reCUT? I betrayed them for a job as CUT's Baldrick. Learn Moar.

Yeah. What the shit is a Baldrick though?

Regardless, while you are distracted by this conversation, you lose your balance and fall off the hill. My hill.

[LS13]

I sneeze inv off the hill, and my sneeze freezes him solid. Since skunk hasn't posted the next section, I'm takin ma hill back.

Ma hill.

[vallorn]

I turn the hill into an erupting volcano. Vaporizing the ice and everything else along with it.

My jacuzzi.

[Invunarble]

I steal OGRED and aim it at vallorn. You can guess what happens next, but in the end, it results in it being

My hill

[LS13]

Now how exactly do you think you stole OGRED? I freeze vall's jacuzzi with inv inside.

My ice lake.

[Invunarble]

Wrong! Questioning the legitimacy of my statement does not mean my statement is suddenly false. OGRED is aimed and firing now at your ice lake jacuzzi vallorn thing...

My hill.

[LS13]

I am not questioning, I am stating fact. It's just a little more than impossible to steal OGRED.

My ice lake

[asi1998]

I use a knockback sword to knock y'all of the hill, my hill! Ooh and good thing I brought a fire aspect as well to cut this literal ice cake

[Invunarble]

Now how exactly do you think you stole OGRED?

That is a question sah, so therefore you are questioning the legitamacy of my statement. For further in-depth reference, Raven Empire stole the OGRED device beforehand, and so I took lua tutorials and stole it. l0l

Anyways, you, asi, asi's knockback sword, a frozen vallorn, an ice lake, and whatever the hell else is left on that hill was all blown to kingdom come.

My Hill.

[asi1998]

I hijack wtds ship and fire all it's red stone cannons at invun taking him down

My hill

[LS13]

Ah but what you do not understand is that the true OGRED has been hidden away to keep it from the hands of people like you. Luckily fo rme I built my VLC (Very Large Cannon). I aim it at you both and blast you with one good shot of its massive power.

My hill.

[asi1998]

I lock y'all in mountbattens maze

My hill

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I use /gs, then wander back to the hill. Unfortunately, I get lost as usual. Nobody's hill.

[LS13]

I lock you in MY labyrinth.

My hill.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I manage to fall off the labyrinth to my death, respawn at my place, then get to the hill. Then I punch you to death with a feather while wearing a pumpkin.

My hill.

[LS13]

I slap you until you get kicked for flying.

My hill.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Whelp, I give up. Enjoy your hill.