Escapecraft

while luke reads a book he is surrounded by my Creeper Army...ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssBoom.

I respawn, pick up a random book, and cave in the nearest passer by's skull with it.

Knife-28 wrote:I respawn, pick up a random book, and cave in the nearest passer by's skull with it.

I respawn with the words 'oxford dictionary' printed into my head. I grab a shotgun and blast it down your throat revenge is awesome

I respawn, run over to Meatroid and kick him in the balls, then run off.

Knife-28 wrote:I respawn, run over to Meatroid and kick him in the balls, then run off.

Im in so much pain i dot realize one of Vallorns creepers are behind me.

i respawn, grab a chainsaw and a hockey mask and search for Knife.

Minecraft gets boring after a couple years.

I take a looong walk to a pyrotecnics/fire/lava shop and create an inpenitrable base filled with mines, lava moats, monster spawners and more.

I'm safe until I forget where I planted my mines.

I walk over to The Androids Dungeon and start reading the first comic I pluck off the shelf, 'Mall Fight 2.0'.

Knife-28 wrote:I walk over to The Androids Dungeon and start reading the first comic I pluck off the shelf, 'Mall Fight 2.0'.

Finding knife in the Androids Dungeon, i decapitate his head with the chainsaw and run off.

i order the creepers to atack Meatroid.

vallorn wrote:i order the creepers to atack Meatroid.

why is everyone against me???
i throw my chainsaw at the first creeper, blowing him up, this sets off 3 others behind him. i find someones discarded gun on the floor and start mowing down the rest of creepers

I walk over to meatroid and attack him with a nailgun. Needless to say, he ends up looking like swiss cheese.

i order the creepers to merge into SUPEROPCREEPER and go after Blackadder.

I use my SDK's gun mod and now ride around with an ATV and a mini gun, At yo' base, killin' yo' creeperz.

Using several thumb tacks, I lay a trap to pop the tires on Sir Luke's ATV.

/me wakes up inside sears, notices nothing, and heads to food court. Orders pizza, eats it, gets leftovers in box, picks up a package of bottled water and huge bag of candy, some bacon, and dehydrated meals. Goes in gamestop. Accidentally hits button, and activates inpenatrable forcefield, and discovers back room with anough food and water to last 60 years. Chilaxes with the generator and unlimited videogames, and sets up anti-spawning zone for anybody but me, thus securing gamestop as a pernament base.

/me respawns, finds a jet pack and escapes from battle while ordering a tactical nuke to drop. Fallout radiation poisons and kills any other people spawning in the area within minutes.

/me wins and leaves (lock old thread pl0x)