Escapecraft

One upon a jiffy...when robots enslaved humanity...and Invun ruled the...underside of Wokka's feet...came a very unlikely...hobbit, who set out...to take down the...enderdragon.
Enlisting the help...of Invun's elderly mother...He set off from...the land before time...to the After Eight...where enderman enjoyed candy...mixed with a strange...concoction of zombie brains...and old wrinkled pears.

The Hobbit took his...aged pineapple trees to...the market, to raise...enough money for a[n]...Invunarble sword with sharpness... VIII and Unbreaking XXI.
Then with Invun's mother...he left to make a...boat, in which to...Sail beyond the great reef...to the end; where...not a single fork...was taken so he...decided to fly instead...to a land where...adventures and stories were...non existent. So he...instead took many many...illicit substances and died. The End. Ha ha. But wait theres more...He also died permanently.

But after five days...He was like "psych!"...And shot himself in...the area around his....eyeball. This meant that...he had no face. So he went off...to the shop to...