Mall Fight!

[Knife_28]

Mall Fight is simple; everyone is trapped inside a giant mall, with no way out. Inside the mall is every type of store imaginable, stocked with every item imaginable, You want a laser gun? Got 'em. You want a quantum discombobulater? Go ahead? You want a Keanu Reeves statue? Go right ahead. No prior experience required, just pick up an object and start swinging.

Your aim?
Kill, bash and slaughter anyone and everyone. No one stays dead for long here in the mall and you can choose where you respawn.

Rules
Mall Fight has very few rules, so try not to forget them, ok?
No respawning behind, inside or on top of other players and insta-kill revenging them.
No god power's/items.
Try to keep OOC (Out Of Character) chat in spoiler boxes. Don't be afraid to breck the forth wall though, that's part of the fun ^_^
And most of all, have fun!

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Want to brush up on Mall Fight history? Check out the 2 precursors (Escapist wise at least).
Mall Fight!

Mall Fight 2.0
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I step through the front doors of the mall and take a deep breath. "Ahhh, just as I left it"
I walk over to the 'Sharp and Pointy things' store and take a pair of Laser Tanto from the shelves.

[vallorn]

*wakes up from drugged dart*
wait whats this?
*reads note with rules*
heh heh.
*goes to the local Games workshop and gets a belt of Vortex Grenades and a Necron Warscythe*

COME AT ME BRO!

Spoiler! :

*is a black hole grenade a "God Item"? especialy seeing as its unstable*
Not at all, god items are more like.....stuff that's basicly unbeatable.

[Skunk_Giant]

Ah, I'm playing a similar forum game on my forum.

Skunk throws himself through the window for no reason. He runs to the closest Gamestop an grabs Master Chief, who conveniently is more than a model.

[Wildwill002]

How bout this?

First id set up an array of cameras all over the place

I'd go to a toys'r'us, get some water guns, go to a liquor store and get some 151 proof rum, go to a newsagents and yoink some matches/lighters and then get some tape and sandbags from a B&Q store.

Stick the rum in the water guns, tie the lighters/matches onto the water guns and light em and then make a barricade infront of the liqour store and the newsagents for moar ammo and lots of food.

I'd also laugh at vallorn since he r using plastic items and then summon mah tyranid army and add a couple of biotitans for the lulz

Bring it on!

(do i seem prepared for something like this?)

[697134002]

I walk over to the 'Antique Weapons' store and grab two swords of perfect balance and length. I grab some medium-sized swords and spears and other sharp weapons and set them up as traps, digging out some floorboards, weakening them, and planting weapons underneath them, to impale anyone who collapses the floorboard.

[Godavari]

After having been impaled, I respawn in the dual military surplus/hardware store. I rig up two flamethrower guns to a large tank of fuel and simply burninate anything and everything that dares to come near me.

[697134002]

I check my floorboard traps. I notice Godavari's rotting corpse in one of them. I loot his body and find lots of food and water, as well as a large backpack.

[Blackadder51]

*explodes*

[Fuzz422365117]

I spawn on an escelator. I find a knife on the ground. I see another knife. I take it. I throw one of the knives to see how well my aim is. I go pick it up. Then I throw both the knives up at a 90 degree angle as hard as I can. *Whoa! Those knives are getting bigger! And bigger! Oh crap-* GAME OVER

[Fuzz422365117]

I re-spawn in a dark corner. I wait. I crawl out from my hiding place and am trying to be very cautious... I find a computer. *MINECRAFT!!! * My mind fries because I play too much Minecraft. GAME OVER... Again

[Knife_28]

I run up to Vallorn and punch him in the face. "Welcome to The Mall!" I say a bit too happily. I then run off giggling madly.

[697134002]

I see knife running by my home store, Antique Weapons. I grab one of my spears and throw it at him, impaling him against a wall, still alive but dying a painful death.

[vallorn]

* grabs creeper spawners*
GET THEM MY ARMYssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

[Taco_of_Flames]

I find a Diamond pickaxe and make my expedient subterranean escape from this madhouse, leaving behind booby traps to cover me on the way out.

[Fuzz422365117]

I re-spawn again only to find my spawn point on one of Taco_Of_Flames' booby traps. GAME OVER... Again Dang, I suck at this game...

[697134002]

I re-spawn again only to find my spawn point on one of Taco_Of_Flames' booby traps. GAME OVER... Again Dang, I suck at this game...

Fuzz, if you're not gonna play this with any seriousness, then please don't play it at all. You're adding more posts and cluttering it up for the people who actually want to play it.
Anyways...

I see Taco plant a booby trap outside my home-store. I carefully sneak out and examine it, and steal some of the methods used, adjusting my own traps to work at angles, rather than the victim falling straight on and ending their suffering immediately.

Edit @ Milo: But he's just respawning and dying. The first two times, he also broke the rules of the game.

[Milo_Windby]

697... stop being a kill joy... This is not a serious game, he does not have to player serious and if YOU don't like it, YOU can just stop playing and go away.

[Knife_28]

I die, and respawn near 697 and saunter over to him. "Why so Serious?" I say before I kick him in the crotch and dance around him while he's withering in pain.

[697134002]

While I am in lots of pain, I grab one of my two swords and lunge at Knife. But, in my weakened state, I fall into the trap that Godavari had fallen in earlier, impaling myself. My sword carries the little momentum I had, though, and cuts off Knife's big toe on his left foot.

I respawn at the other end of my shop, my other sword, and challenge Knife to a duel.

[Knife_28]

"AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!" I cry, "My left big toe, that was my lucky toe you ass!"
I swing at 697 with may lazer tanto and cut his sword in half. "Do you still want to duel?" I ask menacingly.

[697134002]

I draw out my final sword, imbued with light from a lightsaber so that it cannot be broken by Knife's lazer tanto, and swing at him from up high, aiming for his neck. (Let's go one move at a time now, since it's a duel with close-range weapons... PS: I left out the right parenthesis just to mess you up for the rest of the day.http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/(.png

[Knife_28]

Spoiler! :

Sure, that'll work

I block 697's strick and swing down low at his legs.

[697134002]

My blade makes contact with his, holding there, and I leap up and kick him the face. (Or, to be more specific, a parry and/or reaction if the person makes a non-serious wound)

[Knife_28]

I reel from the kick to the head, but manage to get behind 697 and club him over his head with the handle of my tanto.

[697134002]

I fake a stumble, and duck low so that I can kick Knife in the crotch and then use his crotch as a platform to leap away.

[vallorn]

seing the epic duel i decide that im bored and throw one of my grenades at Knife and 697.

[Blackadder51]

I however has respanwed as the grenade, and blows up in Valls face leaving Knife to his duel

[Knife_28]

I use the resulting blast of the grenade to prople myself forward and tackle 697 into the ball pool........OF DOOM!

[vallorn]

I however has respanwed as the grenade, and blows up in Valls face leaving Knife to his duel

but wouldnt a Blackadder grenade take out the entire. well... everything?

[697134002]

I use the resulting blast of the grenade to prople myself forward and tackle 697 into the ball pool........OF DOOM!

I dive through the balls and begin slashing wildly, and graze Knife's head.