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Post by The Bum » 29 Jun 2011, 21:43

*ahem*

I told you so.

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Post by vallorn » 30 Jun 2011, 03:22

god damn that man! WHY DOESNT HE DIE!? :evil:

okay first chance i get Denis is Zombie Chow!
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Post by Sir_Luke » 01 Jul 2011, 12:08

No no no, lets just shoot his legs, and then his arms and let him slowly bleed to death.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 01 Jul 2011, 12:12

Might be able to fit in a post today, might not.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 03 Jul 2011, 08:36

I derp'd. Ignore this post.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 03 Jul 2011, 08:37

Black, I'm heading off to the mountains later today until Friday, where I'll have no internet at all, and I want to get one last post in for The Family, Z-Apocalypse and Clear Skies before I leave. To save me some time, do you mind making the OP changes?
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Post by Blackadder51 » 03 Jul 2011, 09:48

Of cours, but they have to wait until i get home from work tomo
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That's fine. :D
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 09 Jul 2011, 09:45

Damn it. I had nearly finished all of the 'Last Time' and the first part of the chapter, when I accidentally closed the browser.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 09 Jul 2011, 15:34

Chapter Four

Last Time
With the battle at the second complex behind them, the group set off to a base of the other military group to find James, who was in their medical centre.
Upon arriving, they found James alright, but heard he wouldn't be let out for 6 months.
And so, for 6 months, the group sat and waited.

Meanwhile, Sarge was found barely alive, patched up, and then continued the story of he and Eli. After the two met, they were faced with hordes of zombies. Sarge, being older, and not knowing the rest of the group, volunteered to distract the zombies while Eli drove away.
And so, the veteran stepped out of the bus, and faced the horde. He finished the story there, nto explaining how he survived, but just that he did. He then set off to find his friends...

Six months later, the land is still ravaged by zombies, but humanity is fighting back.
The two main large military groups were deep in negotiations for peace, allowing civilisation to begin to be rebuilt. James recovered fully, and Sarge found the group.
Yes, all was going well, that is, until the fateful day.
As part of the negotiations, the other military group had requested something involving our heroes. They were called down, where they found their rival.
Dennis.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 09 Jul 2011, 15:41

Vallorn threw himself at Dennis, tackling him to the ground, Luke quickly behind him, but they were pulled off by soldiers. The rest of the group looked around in disbelief.
Adder yelled in disgust at the man, "you deserve to die, you scum!"
"Quiet!" cried Andrew Augustus, one of the military group leaders. "Dennis has come here representing our soon to be allies. Speak, Dennis."
The group listened closely as their rival spoke. "Mr Augustus, these men are criminals, and as our last request before peace, we would like you to hand them over to us, for execution or imprisonment."
"What have they done?" Augustus asked. "These men have been here for six months, and have done nothing but help."
"These men killed a man, and-"
"But surely that doesn't matter. At the time, we were at war!" Augustus protested.
"I'm afraid it does matter. This man was not one of ours, or one of yours. He was their own friend. We welcomed them into our base, and they killed him that night, before capturing one of our scientists, destroying our tech, and shooting our men, before stealing our aircraft and leaving. They are not fighting for you, they are fighting against us."
James spoke, "that scientist was me! They didn't capture me, they saved me from you!"
Augustus ordered everyone to be quiet. "And if we refuse, Dennis?"
"Then we cannot have peace. We will be forced to attack, and when you fall, and you will fall; we will take these men ourselves."
Augustus let out a saddened expression. "I'm sorry," he whispered to them. Then, to Dennis, "Very well. Take these men away."
Dennis smiled as the soldiers escorted the heroes to an armed car.

All but Eli

a) Try to escape before you're in the car
b) Go peacefully. Maybe you'll be given another chance at survival later
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Post by vallorn » 09 Jul 2011, 17:44

i choose B. theres no way we could get away but if were alone in an armoured Car with Denis? lets just say there could be an... accident. :twisted:
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Post by arogon343 » 10 Jul 2011, 03:25

Ill go with B
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if at first you dont succeed, 5 blackadders of tnt usualy helps....
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 10 Jul 2011, 10:16

Well, you don't know if you'll be alone or not.
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Post by vallorn » 10 Jul 2011, 10:36

im going to kill Denis even if it kills me... he killed Chef and framed us for it so now he dies. :x
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Post by The Bum » 10 Jul 2011, 12:16

A)

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Post by Sir_Luke » 10 Jul 2011, 16:54

Bum, you're smart. You should have all chosen A because the best chance we have an getting a gun is if we take out a guard before we get locked into another base.

Needless to say I chose A)
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Post by vallorn » 10 Jul 2011, 17:14

Skunk_Giant wrote:Well, you don't know if you'll be alone or not.
skunk they're marching us to AN armoured car. said cars are designed to prevent braking into. not out of and are poorly equiped to hold people. :)

and with my skills at mechanics i could probably make it break down if one of the stronger guys helps! :twisted:
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Post by Sir_Luke » 10 Jul 2011, 19:21

We are marching into AN armored car! With machine guns and a crew of maybe even 5 people! It's suicide to get in it and then try something. The best chance we have is to beat a guard and take his rifle.
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Post by Blackadder51 » 10 Jul 2011, 21:52

Oops missed this, hmm if its only one car we could get in then try to take over. If its a convoy then we cant do that.

On the other hand we are still stuffed if we do stuff before the car.

I say, a mix go in the car wait till its away from the place then try to take over the car.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 11 Jul 2011, 10:13

Well, I'll give you this. For now, it's one armoured car. Behind you are soldiers, in front of you is Dennis and one other soldier who will be in the passenger seat (you'll all be in the back, with handcuffs).
This car will join a small convoy of about 10 when you get onto a main road.
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Post by MKindy » 11 Jul 2011, 12:18

C) Once in the car, choke the driver and his escort using the handcuffs, toss their bodies out the doors, then drive.

or A).

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Post by Sir_Luke » 11 Jul 2011, 12:31

Lets all lag behind and then ambush the guards behind us.
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Post by Blackadder51 » 11 Jul 2011, 18:55

I see,

So we are all hand cuffed in the car but with the guard driving and Dennis in the passenger seat.

However we are not handcuffed TO the car nor are we in seat belts.

My plan is to sit in the middle seat, as soon as the car leaves the place I shall jump up and headbutt the shit out of the driver hopefully causeing him to pass out. This should cause the car to lose control or force Dennis to focus on regaining control of the car which makes him open to a three pronged attack.

This plan might involve crashing the car.

EDIT: Whoops Dennis is driving, oh well just swap the names round and it should be easyer then.
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Post by MKindy » 11 Jul 2011, 19:00

Blackadder51 wrote:I see,

So we are all hand cuffed in the car but with the guard driving and Dennis in the passenger seat.

However we are not handcuffed TO the car nor are we in seat belts.

My plan is to sit in the middle seat, as soon as the car leaves the place I shall jump up and headbutt the shit out of the driver hopefully causeing him to pass out. This should cause the car to lose control or force Dennis to focus on regaining control of the car which makes him open to a three pronged attack.

This plan might involve crashing the car.

EDIT: Whoops Dennis is driving, oh well just swap the names round and it should be easyer then.
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Post by vallorn » 11 Jul 2011, 20:13

il strangle a guard in the back with my handcuffs! :twisted:

what guns are they using by the way?
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Post by The Bum » 11 Jul 2011, 20:30

I agree with Black.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 11 Jul 2011, 20:35

Vall, they're using a machine gun.
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Post by Blackadder51 » 11 Jul 2011, 20:44

Vall raises a good point, the hand cuffs are they behind our back or in front?

If in front i could get Vall to strangle the driver after i knock him out which should kill him, or depending on seat position have Vall to strangle the passanger whilst said head butt ing is going on. Also if one is being strangled the the third person could attempt to get a gun/key....
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Post by vallorn » 11 Jul 2011, 20:46

Skunk_Giant wrote:Vall, they're using a machine gun.
Sub machine guns? Carbines? Machine Pistols? Assault Rifles? LMG's?

i need to know how easy these things are to move in an enclosed environment. :)
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