Mall Fight II: Now Less Overpowered!
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i dive through the glass skylight of the mall firing a last missile at the AC130 as i do so. *Target Destroyed* i then hit the ground ad the 150mm shell hits the roof. i get buried in the rubble.
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As i see the coming missile and was out of flares, i jump out of the AC-130 with a parachute and land on the roof. The rest of the crew was heading towards the air base as i landed. i see the AC-130 spinning towards the mall wildly. As i saw the AC-130 blow up on the side of the mall,it opens up a gap in it.
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My grandmother used to work in one, and I always grew up calling it a "Chemists" ._. Ahh well. Boots probably wasn't the best example, anyway.DuplicateValue wrote:Technically, that's a pharmacy - a chemist is the person who actually makes the medicine and such.KaosuHamoni wrote:You do realize that a chemists is something like "Boots", which, in England, you can find in most half-decent malls
As I play I-Spy, looking for Vallorn, I see a mangled robotic arm just outside a pile of wreckage.
"Why couldn't I just be psychotic, instead of going through bouts... It'd make all this so much easier."
I grab the arm and hurl the robot out of the rubble, after which, I decide to cut him out of the robot. I reload all of the clay pigeon traps, and hope he doesn't fall into them.
"Don't do anything stupid, now..."
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KaosuHamoni wrote:"Don't do anything stupid, now..."
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i thank Kaos for cutting me out and propose a short truce to hunt down the Mod Team in the mall.
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Finally I get my food and go to sit down. But suddenly.. THEY FORGOT THE EGG ROLL!
It needs to be about, 20% cooler.
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I re-spawn and see a knife on the ground. I pick it up and start walking around. I step on some broken glass and yell "AAAARRRGGGH!!!!!" Then I lay on the ground waiting to die. Then, since I'm in so much pain, I throw the knife at a 90 degree angle and it stabs me in the chest. "AAAARRRGGGH!!!!!" again. GAME OVER
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I eat a little of my lo-mien, then I get back up and go back to retrieve my egg roll.
It needs to be about, 20% cooler.
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I spawn, run over to Hax, and kick him in the balls, repeatidly.
I only feel the way that I'm programed, and most of the time that's not to give a damn.
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i run up to Luke and decide that im gonna Love and Tolerate the shit out of you.
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Hides in a wheelie bin in the food court with a a bag of stolen food and a hunting bow from the sports section of asda.
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if at first you dont succeed, 5 blackadders of tnt usualy helps....
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I go to the food court and see luke's Lo-Mein. I grab his food and run before he gets back with his eggroll.
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Pokes out from bin and snipes warlock with bow and arrow while he noms.
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I go back only to realize that Japanese don't serve egg rolls. I don't understand why Vallorn is acting this way.. HO STUL MAH LOMIEN?!
It needs to be about, 20% cooler.
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i tackle hug Luke to the floor.
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begins his pastie barrage at vall and luke, it is unrelenting as he is within arms reach of the pastry counter.
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I push Vallorn off of me and crawl under a table for cover.
It needs to be about, 20% cooler.
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I spawn; I enter the electronics store and grab a DVD player.
Next I look search after a screwdriver and a lighter. Next, I open the DVD -played and take the laser out, and then I put it in the lighter.
BAM... I do now have a laser lighter...
Your eyes are going to burn for sure
Next I look search after a screwdriver and a lighter. Next, I open the DVD -played and take the laser out, and then I put it in the lighter.
BAM... I do now have a laser lighter...
Your eyes are going to burn for sure
Neveneffecten hebben u bij uw kersen... Basta.
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I spawn in a jewelery store. behind the cash register there is a safe. i crack it. inside there is a .44 magnum and some ammo(LOOPHOLE ) I run out of the store slowly stalking prey. as i enter the main hall/corridor i see vallorn and luke. I use the cell phone that i picked up earlier to call my buddy. Steve, who doubtingly is more obsessed wit TNT than blackadder and TEHBEARD COMBINED! he drives in the store with a car bomb. while in shock i shoot both of them in the head, and hence find cover in the back room of a video game store.
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No need to fear, guns aren't allowed in a mall, so I'm safe as could be! The made up bullets simply make me confused at how strange people are acting, it seems like somebody is hugging me, and now somebody is going "Pew, p-pew!" at me.
EDIT: I don't understand, he also was talking on a cell phone, but nobody was on the other end. (Since car bombers randomly spawning is illegal in the rules.) Also, isn't this a dead topic? If so, why don't we, um, kill it?
EDIT: I don't understand, he also was talking on a cell phone, but nobody was on the other end. (Since car bombers randomly spawning is illegal in the rules.) Also, isn't this a dead topic? If so, why don't we, um, kill it?
It needs to be about, 20% cooler.
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SPAWN!
i spawn inside apple. i look around and see a mac therefor i shout 'lolmac' then i proceed to take an iphone 4 and put my favourite artist on Outasight. i walk out and see craziness around i shake my head and try to find a skate shop. after that is located i grabb ,yself a skateboard and procceade to skate around the mall. I see sneaky eating food and nicely ask him where he got it from i proccede to the food store where i see aro riding on a lama.
i think to mysef that it only was the weed that i smoked yesterday.
And what do i find on the floor tada!
a 100 gramm bag of weed
i spawn inside apple. i look around and see a mac therefor i shout 'lolmac' then i proceed to take an iphone 4 and put my favourite artist on Outasight. i walk out and see craziness around i shake my head and try to find a skate shop. after that is located i grabb ,yself a skateboard and procceade to skate around the mall. I see sneaky eating food and nicely ask him where he got it from i proccede to the food store where i see aro riding on a lama.
i think to mysef that it only was the weed that i smoked yesterday.
And what do i find on the floor tada!
a 100 gramm bag of weed
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i find the keys and leave.
taking nout but a tame budgie with me.
taking nout but a tame budgie with me.
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