MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by ojamamask » 23 Jun 2011, 15:47

EAT THEM!!!!!
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Zinrius » 23 Jun 2011, 19:46

A WILD BLACKADDER APPEARS!!!
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 24 Jun 2011, 13:23

Run far away.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Blackadder51 » 25 Jun 2011, 02:47

Dig a hole.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by aflycon » 25 Jun 2011, 03:59

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Finish him.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Skunk_Giant » 25 Jun 2011, 14:54

TNT. That is all.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 27 Jun 2011, 04:59

Cast REMIND spell since it's been around 4 days and the university is sure to have burnt to the ground by now.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Pinmissile » 27 Jun 2011, 05:26

Pinmissile wrote:Updates are irregular, meaning that I update whenever I have the time for so. I need to sleep, eat, drink, poop, work and videogames just like any other man.
I've been very busy this weekend and I haven't found the time to update. Don't think I haven't forgotten about this thread.

If you want a more regular updates, you can always start paying me.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 27 Jun 2011, 05:30

Giving money to people in exchange for goods and services? Sounds like communism!

I'll wait.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Pinmissile » 27 Jun 2011, 07:25

Wildwill002 wrote:Create a force field to watch everything burn safely.
You attempt to RAISE a FORCEFIELD, the library is gone, but the University doesn't need BURNINATE.

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Sadly, you are only a WIZARD IN-TRAINING. The spell BACKFIRES, encasing you in a FORCEFIELD!

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Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Run far away.
Well, you're not sticking around for the TRIAL, EXPELLING and GREAT SHAME.
Screw this.


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You are FLORENCE, DESTROYER OF KNOWLEDGE, you have recently ESCAPED the UNIVERSITY with the intent of NOT being CAUGHT and subsequently EXECUTED for your TERRIBLE CRIMES against ALL THINGS PAPER.

Your new MISSION is to DO SOMETHING HEROIC and clear you of ALL CHARGES and lose your newly acquired TITLE. You can hear some TURBULENCE coming from within the INN, and you decide to INVESTIGATE.

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THAT POOR, INNOCENT WARRIOR IS BEING ATTACKED FOR NO REASON!
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Blackadder51 » 27 Jun 2011, 07:29

Beat him with your HAT
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 27 Jun 2011, 07:34

Announce yourself LOUDLY, hoping to INTIMIDATE everybody with your FEARSOME, NOT SELF-IMPOSED TITLE!
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by vallorn » 27 Jun 2011, 07:37

you spy a cowardly Bartender. you proceed to SET HIM ON FIRE and use his flaming body to PROTECT THE INNOCENT WARRIOR!

also you REALLY want the Bard's hat!
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by DuplicateValue » 27 Jun 2011, 07:37

And then propel that bench at him with your powers!
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Cho » 27 Jun 2011, 07:43

Pinmissile wrote:THAT POOR, INNOCENT WARRIOR IS BEING ATTACKED FOR NO REASON!
That was your first thought; but as you take a second look, it's obvious that the well dressed gentleman is merely defending himself from that ruffian! Attack that scurvy warrior with your arcane might to subdue him.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by SneakyPie » 27 Jun 2011, 08:16

Summon kittens to put an end to the fight by the sheer power of cuteness alone.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by 697134002 » 27 Jun 2011, 08:33

SneakyPie wrote:Summon kittens to put an end to the fight by the sheer power of cuteness alone.
Richard Dawkins wrote:I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by TheAquapunk » 27 Jun 2011, 09:28

Summon your closest companion, the (extremely) evil TEDDY BEAR. It's soft pink fuzz covers a beast made of RAGE and FLUFF. It'll make short work of the pizza-hatted attacked.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Iron_Fang » 27 Jun 2011, 10:25

summon a blackadder
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Wildwill002 » 27 Jun 2011, 10:27

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SneakyPie wrote:Summon kittens to put an end to the fight by the sheer power of cuteness alone.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Darktaint » 27 Jun 2011, 11:05

CAST FLARE!!!!!
A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. - Gandalf the Grey
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Skunk_Giant » 27 Jun 2011, 11:31

Summon a clone!
Actually, summon another hat exactly like the bard's.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by ojamamask » 27 Jun 2011, 14:18

What the hell's that shadow in the background?
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 27 Jun 2011, 14:19

Shadow? It's a bard-shaped hole in the wall.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by ojamamask » 27 Jun 2011, 14:30

Wut!? How can this be?
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by vallorn » 27 Jun 2011, 14:31

ojamamask wrote:Wut!? How can this be?
obviously the Bard threw himself at the wall before attacking that poor innocent warrior!
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by ojamamask » 27 Jun 2011, 14:42

Ok then, make the warrior run through the hole into a magical, mysterious swamp
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Pinmissile » 27 Jun 2011, 15:47

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Announce yourself LOUDLY, hoping to INTIMIDATE everybody with your FEARSOME, NOT SELF-IMPOSED TITLE!
These PATRONS need to learn whose in CHARGE around here!

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You start FLAILING around FALSE ACHIEVEMENTS, LIE about your SKILL in MAGIC and THREATEN the ANGRY PATRONS.

It momentarily distracted them, now hit them with a magic trick!
SneakyPie wrote:Summon kittens to put an end to the fight by the sheer power of cuteness alone.
BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE MIGHTY FLORENCE, DESTROYER OF KNOWLEDGE!

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Hold on, this is a tough spell..

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PRESTO!

BEHOLD! A CUTE and CUDDLY KITTEN IN HIGH RESOLUTION.

Where did the bartender go?
Darktaint wrote:CAST FLARE!!!!!
The KITTEN isn't doing the JOB. PLAN C!

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Hey, look. You didn't mess this spell up.
Wait, aren't flares supposed to just light up the environment? Maybe you should have used that in the library..
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Cho » 27 Jun 2011, 15:57

As your flare has utterly removed the offending bard, pick the warrior up and ask him if he'd like a nice second hand lute.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by SneakyPie » 27 Jun 2011, 15:58

And put the kitten in a hat making you have three in your party.
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