Escapecraft

Laugh and say he is insane

You really want their helmets!

Check for Traps!

Tell the guards that they would be believing the word of a man who was previously a kitten. If this man is suffering from identity issues, it seems fair to say that he cannot be trusted.

challenge them to a dance dance revolution match and if they win the guards will let them go!

Summon a chicken. And an army of kittens. And make sure you SUMMON them.

CAST DOUBLE FLARE!!

No... TRIPLE FLARE! NO... QUADRUDECATRIPLEDOUBLEMULTIEPIC FLARE!

Skunk_Giant wrote:No... TRIPLE FLARE! NO... QUADRUDECATRIPLEDOUBLEMULTIEPIC FLARE!

CAST Skunk's suggested QUADRUDECATRIPLEDOUBLEMULTIEPIC FLARE. CAST IT with the FORCE of an ANGRY GOD.

Bats: Tell the guards that you're a novice mage, and casting any type of transformation spell is well beyond your abilities; therefore, the bartender must be a were-kitten... Were-kittens are one of the most dangerous weres out there as we all know, as they use their cuteness to infiltrate the homes of caring people, and then murder them in the night while they are asleep. Explain that the guards should immediately arrest the were-kitten, and trundle him off to jail.

Florence: "Yea! What he said!"

After the guards leave, with were-kitten in tow, proceed to gather provisions and anything else of value and then skedaddle.

Iron_Fang wrote:Laugh and say he is insane

HEH! Obviously, this man is CLEARLY not in his RIGHT MIND! I mean, CAT BARTENDERS are known for being AWFULLY ACCUSATIVE to their INNOCENT PATRONS

There's something odd about these guards..



Oh. They're GOLEMS. GOLEMS are REALLY HARD to LIE TO. You had no idea there were GOLEMS in the local law enforcement's ranks.

You get the feeling they're not believing you. This calls for some EXTREME MEASURES!

Skunk_Giant wrote:No... TRIPLE FLARE! NO... QUADRUDECATRIPLEDOUBLEMULTIEPIC FLARE!

Woah woah woah woah hold on



Are you serious? A QUADRUDECATRIPLEDOUBLEMULTIEPIC FLARE? That's more flares than Florence can count to!
Seriously! That spell could KILL an APPRENTICE WIZARD like Florence! It's downright MORE DANGEROUS to the CASTER compared to the harm a QUADRUDECATRIPLEDOUBLEMULTIEPIC FLARE will do to the VICTIM!

No way. Florence is NOT DOING IT. I mean, Bats can take them on anyway, right?



Well, shit. Magical Laser swords.

BATS is not looking VERY EXCITED over the fact that there's two GOLEMS with LASER SWORDS are about to DICE and DESTROY him.

FINE.

FLORENCE WILL DO IT.

I MEAN HELL, CAN IT GET ANY WORSE?

QUADRUDECATRIPLEDOUBLEMULTIEPIC FLARE!

aflycon wrote:CAST IT with the FORCE of an ANGRY GOD.

FLORENCE DOESN'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE

IT'S TIME TO BRING THE PAIN



POWER OVERWHELMING




YOU ARE BECOME FLARE
THE DESTROYER OF INNS






And that was the first episode of Escapecraft's MS Paint Adventures! I'd like to thank you all for reading, it's been fun drawing these and going through your suggestions.

I need to fix some things up before I move on to Chapter Two. Redesign the way I create the frames, Redraw the main characters so they look a little more sleek and the list goes on. I can't put a date on when Chapter Two begins, but believe me, I'm not gonna give this up by any stretch.

"YOU ARE BECOME FLARE
DESTROYER OF INNS"

All thanks to that force of an angry god.

aw balls... did anyone survive that or were they turned into ponies or something?

aflycon wrote:"YOU ARE BECOME FLARE
DESTROYER OF INNS"

All thanks to that force of an angry god.

THAT DIDNT HELP!!!

EDIT:
pahaha i just noticed the Bartender hiding when Florence gets ready to cast the QUADRUDECATDOUBLEMULTIEPIC FLARE.

somehow i dont think it helped him much

HEY, EVERYONE!

Do you want to CONTRIBUTE and FEEL GOOD about YOURSELF?

Are you IN THE MOOD to SHAMELESSLY feature your OWN CONTENT on the FANTASTIC* MS PAINT ADVENTURES here on ESCAPECRAFT?

Well, you're in LUCK!


Pinmissile could use some EXTRA CHARACTERS to FEATURE in MS PAINT ADVENTURES. But Pinmissile is too LAZY and UNCREATIVE to be able to PRODUCE several HIGH QUALITY CHARACTERS.

Rules are in the spoiler tag below!
Also, turn off antialiasing. It's horrible and evil.


* Very subjective term.


I've also added a few more rules to the OP.

THAT WAS SO BLOODY EPIC!
As for the characters, I fail at all things drawing, so I can't help...

Locking for now, as people can't seem to understand they can't suggest at the moment.

Okay everyone! After a lot of hard work I've finally prepared for Episode 2. Redrawing the characters, the backgrounds, everything! It's time for you to see and appreciate the hard work I've put in for this MSPA.

I give you, Episode 2.





You are THE HIPSTERS, The GREATEST DYNAMIC DUO of HEROES in all of EQUESTRIA!

AND SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG HERE!




Oh thank CELESTIA! That was just a DREAM!
What the HAY was that?
You appear to have been INCARCERATED. You seem to have no MEMORY of how you got here!


You can hear two LOUD-MOUTHED GUARDS talking from outside your CELL.


So yeah, these two new guys? Trashed an entire bar, lauched a bard out from the roof and turned the bartender into a kitten!
Really? How the heck did you catch them?
Well, we sent two of our golems to check the place out, when that mage decided to pull some huge flare off. Blinded everyone in the city except for our golems, made the mage pass out and made this huge mushroom cloud.
And then the golems must've knocked out the warrior. Was anyone hurt?
Of course not. It was a flare. The worst them can do to yous is give you a headache, if you cast 'em right.
How the heck do you know so much about magic?
Shut up.

PLAY with the FUN LOOKING CHAIN

Well, the window shows that it is an outside wall, and that would make it a weak point as well. Cast Bigby's Battering Gauntlet and punch a hole in the wall and escape.

Blackadder51 wrote:PLAY with the FUN LOOKING CHAIN

You've heard of this before!

If you PLAY with the CHAINS in your CELL, You'll be saved by PATRICK STEWART.



And now, we WAIT.

Do a DANCE of JOY

Develop Stockholm Syndrome.

Use this time to have develop a deep, meaningful relationship with your cellmate. That, or size each other for their food value if you don't get fed soon.

florence casts unlock door

Cast flare.

Summon Captain Planet

The Warrior decides that Florence would make an excellent battering ram!

Darktaint wrote:florence casts unlock door

Florence ATTEMPTS an unlock spell, stupid law enforcement, locking in a TRAINED WIZARD'S APPRENTICE!



The spell FAILS. Florence is too DRAINED from the QUADRUDECATRIPLEDOUBLEMULTIEPIC FLARE. He won't be able to cast any spells for a while!



Hey, you hipster douchebags! You're both set for execution this dawn.

Oh. SHIT.

You both need to get out of here, fast.

Exercise then punch through the wall

Filibuster your execution by requesting to read your favourite book out loud before you die.