Tell the guards that they would be believing the word of a man who was previously a kitten. If this man is suffering from identity issues, it seems fair to say that he cannot be trusted.
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure
Posted: 10 Jul 2011, 11:10
by EricSmarties
challenge them to a dance dance revolution match and if they win the guards will let them go!
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure
Posted: 10 Jul 2011, 11:14
by Skunk_Giant
Summon a chicken. And an army of kittens. And make sure you SUMMON them.
CAST Skunk's suggested QUADRUDECATRIPLEDOUBLEMULTIEPIC FLARE. CAST IT with the FORCE of an ANGRY GOD.
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure
Posted: 15 Jul 2011, 09:10
by Cho
Bats: Tell the guards that you're a novice mage, and casting any type of transformation spell is well beyond your abilities; therefore, the bartender must be a were-kitten... Were-kittens are one of the most dangerous weres out there as we all know, as they use their cuteness to infiltrate the homes of caring people, and then murder them in the night while they are asleep. Explain that the guards should immediately arrest the were-kitten, and trundle him off to jail.
Florence: "Yea! What he said!"
After the guards leave, with were-kitten in tow, proceed to gather provisions and anything else of value and then skedaddle.
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure
Posted: 23 Jul 2011, 17:19
by Pinmissile
Iron_Fang wrote:Laugh and say he is insane
HEH! Obviously, this man is CLEARLY not in his RIGHT MIND! I mean, CAT BARTENDERS are known for being AWFULLY ACCUSATIVE to their INNOCENT PATRONS
There's something odd about these guards..
Oh. They're GOLEMS. GOLEMS are REALLY HARD to LIE TO. You had no idea there were GOLEMS in the local law enforcement's ranks.
You get the feeling they're not believing you. This calls for some EXTREME MEASURES!
Are you serious? A QUADRUDECATRIPLEDOUBLEMULTIEPIC FLARE? That's more flares than Florence can count to!
Seriously! That spell could KILL an APPRENTICE WIZARD like Florence! It's downright MORE DANGEROUS to the CASTER compared to the harm a QUADRUDECATRIPLEDOUBLEMULTIEPIC FLARE will do to the VICTIM!
No way. Florence is NOT DOING IT. I mean, Bats can take them on anyway, right?
Well, shit. Magical Laser swords.
BATS is not looking VERY EXCITED over the fact that there's two GOLEMS with LASER SWORDS are about to DICE and DESTROY him.
FINE.
FLORENCE WILL DO IT.
I MEAN HELL, CAN IT GET ANY WORSE?
QUADRUDECATRIPLEDOUBLEMULTIEPIC FLARE!
aflycon wrote:CAST IT with the FORCE of an ANGRY GOD.
FLORENCE DOESN'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE
IT'S TIME TO BRING THE PAIN
POWER OVERWHELMING
YOU ARE BECOME FLARE
THE DESTROYER OF INNS
And that was the first episode of Escapecraft's MS Paint Adventures! I'd like to thank you all for reading, it's been fun drawing these and going through your suggestions.
I need to fix some things up before I move on to Chapter Two. Redesign the way I create the frames, Redraw the main characters so they look a little more sleek and the list goes on. I can't put a date on when Chapter Two begins, but believe me, I'm not gonna give this up by any stretch.
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure
Posted: 23 Jul 2011, 20:21
by aflycon
"YOU ARE BECOME FLARE
DESTROYER OF INNS"
All thanks to that force of an angry god.
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure
Posted: 24 Jul 2011, 05:26
by vallorn
aw balls... did anyone survive that or were they turned into ponies or something?
aflycon wrote:"YOU ARE BECOME FLARE
DESTROYER OF INNS"
All thanks to that force of an angry god.
THAT DIDNT HELP!!!
EDIT:
pahaha i just noticed the Bartender hiding when Florence gets ready to cast the QUADRUDECATDOUBLEMULTIEPIC FLARE.
somehow i dont think it helped him much
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure
Posted: 24 Jul 2011, 13:53
by Pinmissile
HEY, EVERYONE!
Do you want to CONTRIBUTE and FEEL GOOD about YOURSELF?
Are you IN THE MOOD to SHAMELESSLY feature your OWN CONTENT on the FANTASTIC* MS PAINT ADVENTURES here on ESCAPECRAFT?
Well, you're in LUCK!
Pinmissile could use some EXTRA CHARACTERS to FEATURE in MS PAINT ADVENTURES. But Pinmissile is too LAZY and UNCREATIVE to be able to PRODUCE several HIGH QUALITY CHARACTERS.
Rules are in the spoiler tag below!
Spoiler! :
Do not ask me what sort of characters I could use. I will not request a character.
You may however ask me if a character is appropriate. A "Yes" to that question does however not guarantee that it'll appear.
Do not show your character in the thread or anywhere else on the forums.
Instead, send me the character via a PM on the forums.
Whether I use your character at all in MS Paint Adventures is completely up to me.
You will not be informed if your character will ever be featured in MS Paint Adventures, you'll know if your character suddenly appears in a frame.
Characters that have been featured in MS Paint Adventures will be credited to in the OP.
I don't want your Minecraft skin, nor do I want to feature you or any popular references in this comic. Be original. I will notify you if you've broken this rule.
Also, turn off antialiasing. It's horrible and evil.
* Very subjective term.
I've also added a few more rules to the OP.
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure
Posted: 25 Jul 2011, 05:38
by Skunk_Giant
THAT WAS SO BLOODY EPIC!
As for the characters, I fail at all things drawing, so I can't help...
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure
Posted: 26 Jul 2011, 06:42
by Pinmissile
Locking for now, as people can't seem to understand they can't suggest at the moment.
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure
Posted: 28 Jul 2011, 07:45
by Pinmissile
Okay everyone! After a lot of hard work I've finally prepared for Episode 2. Redrawing the characters, the backgrounds, everything! It's time for you to see and appreciate the hard work I've put in for this MSPA.
I give you, Episode 2.
You are THE HIPSTERS, The GREATEST DYNAMIC DUO of HEROES in all of EQUESTRIA!
AND SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG HERE!
Oh thank CELESTIA! That was just a DREAM!
What the HAY was that?
Spoiler! :
That's the only pony joke you'll get. Ever.
Now stop suggesting ponies.
You appear to have been INCARCERATED. You seem to have no MEMORY of how you got here!
You can hear two LOUD-MOUTHED GUARDS talking from outside your CELL.
So yeah, these two new guys? Trashed an entire bar, lauched a bard out from the roof and turned the bartender into a kitten! Really? How the heck did you catch them? Well, we sent two of our golems to check the place out, when that mage decided to pull some huge flare off. Blinded everyone in the city except for our golems, made the mage pass out and made this huge mushroom cloud. And then the golems must've knocked out the warrior. Was anyone hurt? Of course not. It was a flare. The worst them can do to yous is give you a headache, if you cast 'em right. How the heck do you know so much about magic? Shut up.
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure
Posted: 28 Jul 2011, 07:48
by Blackadder51
PLAY with the FUN LOOKING CHAIN
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2
Posted: 28 Jul 2011, 07:57
by Cho
Well, the window shows that it is an outside wall, and that would make it a weak point as well. Cast Bigby's Battering Gauntlet and punch a hole in the wall and escape.
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2
Posted: 28 Jul 2011, 08:22
by Pinmissile
Blackadder51 wrote:PLAY with the FUN LOOKING CHAIN
You've heard of this before!
If you PLAY with the CHAINS in your CELL, You'll be saved by PATRICK STEWART.
And now, we WAIT.
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2
Posted: 28 Jul 2011, 08:23
by Blackadder51
Do a DANCE of JOY
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2
Posted: 28 Jul 2011, 08:27
by SneakyPie
Develop Stockholm Syndrome.
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2
Posted: 28 Jul 2011, 08:29
by Cho
Use this time to have develop a deep, meaningful relationship with your cellmate. That, or size each other for their food value if you don't get fed soon.
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2
Posted: 28 Jul 2011, 09:21
by Darktaint
florence casts unlock door
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2
Posted: 28 Jul 2011, 09:34
by warlockseer
Cast flare.
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2
Posted: 28 Jul 2011, 10:55
by givemeabreak432
Summon Captain Planet
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2
Posted: 28 Jul 2011, 11:09
by vallorn
The Warrior decides that Florence would make an excellent battering ram!
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2
Posted: 28 Jul 2011, 11:45
by Pinmissile
Darktaint wrote:florence casts unlock door
Florence ATTEMPTS an unlock spell, stupid law enforcement, locking in a TRAINED WIZARD'S APPRENTICE!
The spell FAILS. Florence is too DRAINED from the QUADRUDECATRIPLEDOUBLEMULTIEPIC FLARE. He won't be able to cast any spells for a while!
Hey, you hipster douchebags! You're both set for execution this dawn.
Oh. SHIT.
You both need to get out of here, fast.
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2
Posted: 28 Jul 2011, 11:52
by givemeabreak432
Exercise then punch through the wall
Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2
Posted: 28 Jul 2011, 12:04
by 697134002
Filibuster your execution by requesting to read your favourite book out loud before you die.