Escapecraft

Cast a spell to make the executioner fall in love with you, then use him to facilitate your release.

Mourn because you are going to die then be rescued by a bunch of hungry termites. Then kill the executioner with the rope and take his hoody

Tell the executioner that he's not really an executioner.

Well, the two heroes are smiling, so I think they're just bad actors; and that while in jail the local lord/magistrate/king/mayor (whatever the town has) approached them for a mission; but first they need to fake their deaths.

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Ask the executioner if he's truly happy with his career choice.

You ASK the EXECUTIONER if this is TRULY what he wants to DO.
If he DREAMT to HANG CRIMINAL SCUM as a SMALL BOY.
If he CAN STAND wearing those BLACK LEATHER PANTS for the REST of his LIFE.



The EXECUTIONER MULLS IT OVER.
The PANTS are pretty TIGHT, and the CAREER OPPOURTUNITIES do NOT look BRIGHT..
He ASKS if you know anyone in BARTENDING.

KINDA.

The EXECUTIONER works out a DEAL with YOU. Complete a TASK for the KING and all CHARGES you RECIEVED for your MISDEEDS in the BAR will be CLEARED.
Also introduce him to this BARTENDER you SPOKE OF.

You ask what the TASK ENTAILS.

FIND THE SCEPTER OF UNFATHOMABLE DOOM!



Yeah sure fine we can do that.

You tell the EXECUTIONER to head to YE OLDE INN to START a CAREER in BARTENDING.



That was REALLY EASY!
THANK THE GODS they have no way of ACTIVELY TRACKING who is TRYING to FIND the SCEPTER.
(But to be frank, you've yet to try and find it.)
You need to find this PLOT DEVICE as soon as possible, or the KING will have your HEADS!

First, you need to find some INFORMATION on where the SCEPTER is currently LOCATED.

Google.

get Florence to cast "Detect Plot"

Missing plot device? Simply walk into Mordor, everything important seems to end up there.

Look inside Ye Olde Wizards, Cursed Stuff and Shit Emporium and see if they stock it.

Go and find an old wizard to give you information. Then run as he is Florences old master and is angry at Florence for burning down the Mage's Tower.

Check under your bed! my stuff always ends up there :/

Go to the local library/monastery.

Go to the old wizard library, pull off the first dusty book you see, skim through it.
Decide it's a perfect book for your task. Steal it.
Chased by Giant Dragon.
End.

use your maguffin radar

As you walk down the stairs of the gallows, you see an old crone sitting in the square. She looks disappointed that she didn't get to see (another) hanging, but there is a look of cunning and intelligence in her face. You realize that she's been around so long that she knows EVERYONE worth talking to. You approach her, hoping that you can persuade her to point you in the right direction. Perhaps she'll help you in exchange for a favor.

Head to a thrift store and see if they have one.

Ask an old man.......for directions

Ask the local witch

Jake55778 wrote:Missing plot device? Simply walk into Mordor, everything important seems to end up there.

One does not simply..... Actually that's not a bad idea!

Have blackadder randomly appear and place TNT

Go back to the bar and ask for a map. Also, acquire all hats worn by others on the way

Lathania wrote:

Jake55778 wrote:Missing plot device? Simply walk into Mordor, everything important seems to end up there.

One does not simply..... Actually that's not a bad idea!

Bunny-hop into Mordor, since the natives don't like people just walking in.

nonono, You must QWOP into mordor.

OH DEAR GOD LOOK PIN UPDATED

nope.

Next update will go up tomorrow, I understand it's almost been a month since I last updated. To make this up for you I will entertain you with a really cheap trick, Livestream!

Yes indeed, you can watch me draw up a sub-par, low quality, overall horrible background image LIVE!
Isn't that exciting? I know it is. You know it is. We both know this won't make up for the month you've had to endure but hey, I'm a lazy guy. The horrible art will naturally be accompanied with horrible music.

I can't give you a set time, but I'd imagine I'll start in about.. 11-12 hours after this reply has been posted. I'll bump the thread with a livestream link when it's up.

EDIT: You can watch the recording here and here

yayyyyyyyy =D

Happeh faice :3

Blackadder51 wrote:Look inside Ye Olde Wizards, Cursed Stuff and Shit Emporium and see if they stock it.

After SEARCHING for the CURSED STUFF and SHIT EMPORIUM for an OBSCENE AMOUNT OF TIME, you finally FIND IT!

SERIOUSLY! You must have gotten LOST or something, you were GONE for a while!

Ask politely for the weapons? If that fails, Chuck norris.

YAY =D

challenge him to a drinking match for the sword! It can't go wrong you have 0.06575332% of irish genes in you