The Prophecy of Escapecraft - Y u so new post?

[Invunarble]

Y'rasta I and I want the herb so we no run from the babylon, dem bumbaclots, aye?

[Skunk_Giant]

Y'rasta I and I want the herb so we no run from the babylon, dem bumbaclots, aye?

[Lord_Mountbatten]

Someone's been playing GTA IV I suspect.

[Skunk_Giant]

"We are here to help."
Baby Tea gripped his sword. "We? How many of you are there? Who are you? Just tell me who you are!" he yelled.
There was a moment of deathly silence before the voice on the other side replied. "We are one." The door burst open. "And you will join us."

As the voices grew nearer, Sti checked that the bottle was sharp enough to do damage. It'd intimidate at the very least. "Stay back!" he yelled around a corner.
"Wait... is that you? S-" someone began, before stopping suddenly. It was as though they had been silenced. Sti determined they must have been in a group, and someone didn't want their cover blown.
"I said stay back!" he yelled again. "I don't know who you are or why you're here, but I don't plan to leave here in chains, so if you're here to arrest me, think again!"

Vallorn cleared his throat as Mountbatten sat down next to Wokka.
Wokka looked through some files. "Let's make this click, Vall. These are busy days."
Vallorn nodded and cleared his throat again. "For as long as I can remember, Ra-"
"Wait. No. This is ridiculous," said Lord as he stood up. "Orange juice. ORANGE JUICE. HOW HARD IS THAT?"
"Mountbatten, are you alright?" Wokka asked, turning to him.
"No, I'm not alright. He had one job. One bloody job," Lord cried, turning to Derek, who Vallorn now noticed was standing in the corner of the room, a guilty look on his face. "ORANGE JUICE, DEREK. ORANGE JUICE."
"But I-"
"This is not orange juice! When I say orange juice, I mean the juice of oranges, not apple juice with orange food colouring or whatever the hell this is!"
"Yes Si-"
"It's like you didn't even try to pretend this was real orange juice! There's no pulp in here. And... what... what's this? There's an apple core in here! A whole apple core!"
"That was the pulp, Sir."
"Just go and do something right for once!" Lord yelled, handing Derek the cup. He sighed and sat down again. "Alright Vallorn, you were saying?"
Vallorn sighed. "Look, I'm gonna cut the formalities. I wont stand here and make a structured request in a proper manner while Random sits in that prison. I want you to let him go. Let him walk free."
"Absolutely not," Mountbatten replied. "He stole extremely classified files. He could have jeopardised the entire operation to capture Towler and Proz. Do you know how many Griefers we took down thanks to that operation?"
"I'm aware of the success of the mission, Mountbatten, but-"
"I'm sorry Vallorn."
"Just hear me out!" Vallorn cried. "How do you suppose Random even gained access to the files?"
The room went silent. Finally, Wokka spoke. "That's a matter for CUT's Security Team. How it happened in this case is irrelevant."
"But is it? Random isn't some sort of spy. He couldn't have accessed the files on his own. He couldn't have done it."
"And yet he did," Lord mused.
"He needed an accomplice. He must have had someone. Someone on the inside," Vallorn explained.
"But who?" Wokka asked.
"Well, who could it be?"
"I found the orange juice, but it looked kind of green, so I put orange colouring in it anyway!" A voice yelled. Derek stepped into the room and all eyes turn to him.
"Oh Derek..." Vallorn breathed.

Cautiously, Foxes made her way around the camp of soldiers, struggling to eavesdrop for any important information. From what she'd heard already, these soldiers were far from allies of Escapia.
"Any word yet from Team Two?" a more official sounding voice asked someone.
"Not yet, Sir. I believe they were delayed by a storm on their way there. They would have only just arrived recently," someone replied.
The official man sighed. "He wont be happy."
"Who?"
"You know who," the official man replied.
"Mr Ne-" the second voice began, before his mouth was covered by the official man's hand.
"Yes," the official man stated. "Him. I already told you not to utter his name. Nobody else here knows he has anything to do with this, and he wants to keep it that way."
Foxes peered around the tree she was hiding behind. The two men were alone, neither were armed. She held a sword by her side. By the looks of it, she could probably get the better of both of them.

"Now why would I arrest you?" a voice replied. Aeroeng stepped around the corner, arms in the air. "Put the bottle down, Sti."
"Stay back, Aeroeng!" Sti cried, pushing the bottle towards Aeroeng. "I wont be thrown into a prison!"
"Wait... Is this about the Seahaven thing? I'm not here for that, Sti."
"How can I trust you?" Sti asked cautiously.
"You just have to," a new voice explained. Collin stepped around the corner. "We need to get out of here, Sti. Now."
At that moment, another cannon shot hit a nearby building. "Itchy!" Aeroeng cried. "Is that boat ready?!?"
No reply. "Boat? We'll get destroyed out there!" Sti yelled.
"We found a boat near the shore."
"That'd be mine," Sti muttered.
"Small enough to get us away without them even realising if we move fast and quietly. We sent Itchy out to get the boat ready," Aeroeng explained, before pausing to yell again. "Itchy?"

Zin waited patiently in LS's office for what seemed to be hours. He looked around. The office was organised, but busy. These guys were really planning to strike back at Escapia. Suddenly, the door flew open and Welwyn stormed in. He grabbed Zin by the throat and pushed him to the ground.
"You've got a lot of nerve coming here, you lying bastard!" Wel screamed, picking Zin up. In another room, someone yelled something, but Welwyn ignored it all. He was completely focussed on the man that had ordered the destruction of Seahaven.
Zin kicked him away. "Have you lost your mind? Didn't you listen to a word LS said to you?"
"LS is deluded!" Welwyn cried. "If he believes you, he's deluded!"
"Hey, I-" LS cut in, only to be interrupted by another yell outside. "I'll deal with it, he sighed."
When LS had left the room, Welwyn grabbed a knife from his back pocket and pushed it against Zin's throat. "I could end you right here, right now."
"You have no idea how many times my life has been threatened in the past few days. Frankly, I'm over it."
"Shut up!" Wel cried. "Why'd you come here? Why'd you burn down Seahaven?"
"I didn't!" Zin yelled. "Don't you listen? I mean, I did come here, obviously, but I didn't burn Seahaven!"
"Well then I guess this is the end," Welwyn sighed. "I always thought you were a good guy, Zin, but those chambers can mess up anyone. Even the operators."
"Wel, look out!" Zin yelled, kicking him back and charging towards the office door. A zombie leaped onto him, but Zin pushed him back before grabbing the knife from Welwyn who lay on the ground. He pushed the knife into the zombie's face before pushing the door shut. Finally, he stared through the keyhole of the door. Hundreds of zombies were slowly walking by. He quietly turned to Welwyn who was still on the ground, horrified and confused. "Shh..."

Foxes (if Foxes isn't reading, someone else can make the choice)
a) Stay put. Keep eavesdropping.
b) Attack the two men. Knock the official one out and question the other one.
c) Attack the two men. Question the official one and knock out the other one.

Zin and Welwyn
a) Stay put
b) Go outside and try and find LS

[welwyn]

Go outside and find LS. There is no trying.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Derek is the best thing ever.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I've been spreading the glory of PoE to the ignorant. I demand cake as payment.

[LS13]

Pfff I'm good, gods can't be turned into the undead since they are immortal.

[Skunk_Giant]

Even a God like LS13 can die...

[LS13]

Nope that is impossible. I can be injured but can not die, like how Cronos is chopped up but still alive.

[Someguy42]

Where is Stalke? D:

[Skunk_Giant]

Still in hiding with Daemon. If you want to do something, let me know what. For now, I'd suggest hiding still. At least until the Seahaven thing blows over.

[random980]

Can i get a bit info on what im doing? Or do i wait in jail until something happens? And do i have the option to try and escape or at least contact someone?

[Invunarble]

Nope that is impossible. I can be injured but can not die, like how Cronos is chopped up but still alive.

Would you like your LS13 medium or rare?
LS13 burned to death
LS13 hit the ground too hard
LS13 drowned
LS13 was shot by Herobrine
LS13 suffocated to death
LS13 was slain by Iron Golem
LS13 tried to swim in lava
LS13 was squashed by Anvil
LS13 was slain by Invunarble
LS13 was shot by Invunarble
LS13 was killed by Invunarble

[aeroeng15]

You forgot killed by magic and withered away

[LS13]

God mode my silly inunarble, god mode. Of course i died a ton before becoming a god, but that was because i was not immortal.

[Skunk_Giant]

Can i get a bit info on what im doing? Or do i wait in jail until something happens? And do i have the option to try and escape or at least contact someone?

You're still in a cell, I'm afraid. Vallorn's making a plea, but yeah.
You can contact someone, just let me know who. You CAN attempt escape, but it'd be difficult. Proz and 697 managed it, but 697 had guys on the inside.

[Spyboticsguy]

I HUNGER
FOR JUSTICE

[Skunk_Giant]

I haven't forgotten about this, but with Halo 4, life and The Walking Dead Game Episode 5, I've done very little writing. Will hopefully get something done tonight.

[LS13]

FEED US MORE POE, SKUNK! FEED US!

[Invunarble]

Halo 4

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!

What's your XBL username?

[Skunk_Giant]

IISkunk GiantII.
I share the account with my brother, so don't be surprised if any requests are ignored.

[aeroeng15]

See Skunk has posted in Forum Games
Get excited
See Skunk has not posted in PoE
Dissapoint

[Iron_Fang]

SKUNK

[Invunarble]

On another note: SKUNK DON'T LET IT DIE

[LS13]

See Skunk has posted in Forum Games
Get excited
See Skunk has not posted in PoE
Dissapoint

[minnerthecat]

On another note: SKUNK DON'T LET IT DIE

[Someguy42]

And so the Prophecy died

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

It's only been a week., I'm sure it will come back.

It better...

[Skunk_Giant]

If I come on the server tomorrow (which I'm sure I will), please spam /msg me to write this. Every time I have free time, I forget. -_-