King of the Hill

[Fuzz422365117]

I go back to 2008 when Chuck Norris was cool and travel back to June 29th and beat up Sti and m4.

My hill.

[random980]

I go back to 2008 when Chuck Norris was cool and travel back to June 29th and beat up Sti and m4.

My hill.

I summon Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, they
All came out of no where lightning fast and they kick Fuzz's and Chuck Norris's cowboy ass.
Then I claim the hill with this mob^ of people to help me protect it, i also build SAM torrents into the hill to shoot down anything airborne, also i build a fort more complex than fort knox on the hill and rule from its keep. Also this new fort is full of drop bears, bunyips, redback-spiders, saxton hale and every other Australian nasty.
MY HILL NOW!!

[J4Numbers]

I lead the invasion of the Honey badgers upon the hill

My hill

[Invunarble]

I turn on server leaf decay, branchscape soon turns into a lump of wood.

My hill

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I turn on server leaf decay, branchscape soon turns into a lump of wood.

My hill

Nope, player-placed leaves don't decay. And all other leaves are touching logs.
Your argument is now invalid.

I claim the hill in the name of the BR Empire! Mwuahahaha!

[J4Numbers]

Reclaims the land from the steward

My Hill

[Invunarble]

*laughs at sti being called a steward*
*sti goes and gets aflycon*
*somehow ends up being my hill*

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Repeatedly ping Invun on IRC until he ragequits.

My hill.

[Invunarble]

Repeatedly turn on/off sti's house lights until he ragequits.

My hill

[random980]

Saxton Hale>Drop bears>That crowd of people who kicked Chuck Noriss's cowboy ass>Bunyips>Australian nasties>other things>Honey badgers
Pretty sure NOONE has reclaimed the hill from me so without any effort... MA HILL
Also for claiming my hill as yours invun, the drop bears tear you apart and eat you, then saxton hale proceeds to tea-bag what looks like the remainder of your corpse. Then you somehow manage to rage-quit despite whats just happened to you. Have a nice day

[vallorn]

I drop the moon on the hill.

my hill.

[Invunarble]

I equip my persian persuader and that alone scares the bejeebus out of Vall, so I just sit there and laugh as he runs off the hill, making it my hill.

[random980]

I play 'Oath to Order' on an ocarina i happen to have and summon 4 giants to push the moon back into space, in doing so one of the giants steps on, and kills, invun.
Also i build a bedrock box around the hill, inside that box is lava, i then cubeoid it, preserving the hill in lava in an unbreakable casing.
This Hill, is now mine

[Invunarble]

Oh hell nau! I put LaShawndruh on the hill, and we both rule the hill as strong, independant black women.

You ain't takin no hill!

[Fuzz422365117]

I throw some KFC down the hill and you and LaShawndruh run to get it and fight over it.

My hill.

[Invunarble]

I sue fuzz for infringing on my right to be a strong, independant black woman with LaShawndruh, and so he is sent to jail and we inherit the hill.

Damn gurl, you ain't takin ma hill!

[random980]

well obviously the rules of what the previous person posted arent being followed, so i nuke the stupid hill, now no one has it. THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS

[Invunarble]

Oh hell nau! I put up my strong, independant black woman anti-nuke forcefield over the hill. You ain't nukin nuhtin!

My hill

[vallorn]

I erase the hill from time using Smooze. this means that the very concept of a "Hill" is now reduced to a formless purple slimey ooze.

Noones elevated patch of dirt.

[Invunarble]

I use my Mark II Vintage Backburner to cook Vall's smiley puddle of ooze back into the shape of the hill.

Nope, still my hill

[steveab]

*Looks at invun's pile of dirt and chuckles*
//pyramid stone 100

My geometrically perfect hill.

[Fuzz422365117]

//undo

my hill.

[Invunarble]

/jail fuzz422numbersnumbersnumbers

Nuh uh, my hill.

[LS13]

/kick Invunarble

Ma hill

[Wildwill002]

I wait patiently and for a queue at the bottom of the hill of people waiting for this hill dispute to be over so we may welcome our new overlord and master

[steveab]

/ban invunarble theft.

My hill.

[LS13]

Makes a sign that when clicked slaps steve, hooks it up to a clock.

My hill.

[Invunarble]

I use black magic fuckery to unban my account, and I tell LS there is a bomb hidden in Frost.

Mhyill

[LS13]

Lol nothing can explode in frost. /ipban Invunarble Hacking.

My hill.

[Invunarble]

Sneakypie increases the walker spawn rate so that when you log in, so many of them appear that you are soon swarmed in them, and you are dead.

Then they unban me and stop attacking me.

So my hill