Escapecraft

i use my stealth invisy suit to sneak up behind invun and tickle his neck with a feather. he then falls into the death pit i had installed while he was in the bathroom. I then lock Ls In a prison in space. Mayh heel

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ziggylord wrote:i use my stealth invisy suit to sneak up behind invun and tickle his neck with a feather. he then falls into the death pit i had installed while he was in the bathroom. I then lock Ls In a prison in space. Mayh heel

Thankfully, you claimed someone's heel instead of the actual hill, so while you are busy with your foot fetish, I go and claim the actual hill.

My hill.

I stand at the botom of the hill and play "Dubbed-Steps" This drives you insane and you eave the hill in search of your Sanity. My hill

Rules fixed. I freeze you and slide you off the hill. Inv, want to ally up again?

My hill.

Sounds good.

Our hill.

While LS and invun are discussing the terms of thier treaty i go to frost and melt its ice walls. Allowing grefers into frost therefore requiring LS's attention. my hill

I'm still on the hill, though. I redirect LS's attention, and he returns to the hill.

Our hill.

I wrote that reply when you werent on the hill. gtfo.
My hill.

Sadly, circumstances of your post can change.

Our hill.

Why does no one read. Ziggy. My ice can't melt. Go into Frost and try to melt a wall. Go for it, I'm pretty sure you are still added to the cuboid.

Fine i use my still existent army of robot cats to hollow out a hole in the hill i place lava in this hole then throw a chocolate ontop of the weak grass above the hole. seeing as nobody seems to care about the lack of food on the hill you two are starving and both leap for it. you fal into the hole and die. i bring a barbie over from me space ship and throw a secondry shrimp on it. My hill.

Wut.

I climb out of the hole, remind you that gods do not need to eat, and slap you with the shrimp until you smell like shrimp. The robot cats eat you.

Our hill.

I buy my own "secondary shrimp" and join in on the gangbang that LS has brought to you.

Our hill.

Your forgeting that invun is not a god and still died, he has his home set in borjan so he has to walk all the way from theer. so its only your hill. I power down my robot cats. I then get blackadder drunk as all fuck till he agrees to /ungod you. then i park my spaceship on your face. you die. My hill.

I use /god right as the spaceship descends towards me. I then make a commandsign in a bedrock box that automatically /god s me ever time I'm not godded. This causes me to become a permanent immortal. I bring inv to me and we eat your robot cats. Yup, that's right. We ate them.

Our hill.

I fire my InvunIndustries Orbital Nuclear Ectoplasmic Ion Toxic Radiation Cannon (TM) at your spaceship. Your spaceship then becomes absolutely demolished, and bits and chunks of it litter all over the hill. Blackadder accidentally trips over one of these chunks, and is knocked unconscious, as you are also entirely squished by the falling debris.

Our hill.

I activate THE MACHINE! And crash the server. Then i go to texas slam And to wokkas house, when he asks why im there i shoot a tranqulizer dart at his neck. while hes out clod i go to his computer and de-mod Ls and every other mod. I then change the password to something Even i wont remember meaning there is no way for you to ever gain moderator again. So i activate the self destruct systems i had installed in my cats and you both explode. My hill

Your statement becomes invalid, since you are still squished by the chunk of debris from your spaceship.

Our hill.

Good thing I'm a god. I'm not just a mod. I appear behind you and run you through with the Ice Scepter of Frost, banishing you into the void. I revive wokka, and he uses his server owner magical powers to remod all the mods and fix the password.

Our hill.

What? so because i died i cant continue to retake the hill? then i think you would be long gone. so shush. MY HILL

I'm a god and can bring people back to life if I feel like it.

Our hill, you are dead.

I decide that invuns stupid cannon is getting annoying. i go up to the invunindustries Hq and fire it at the hill Then i destroy it. My hill

Thankfully, I do not own nor possess a "invuns stupid cannon". My InvunIndustries Orbital Nuclear Ectoplasmic Ion Toxic Radiation Cannon (TM) cannon becomes redirected on you, and I fire it at you. You're dead, now.

Our hill.

I use an invisibilty potion (yes, i have sources) i grab LS's scepter and knock him cold for just a few seconds. I then generate a weight with 800 kgs of ice, throw it on invun and when he can no longer move I ask him "Dude, seriously? Do you even lift?" I also make a banner of ice that says. "The anti Invun and LS hill coalation climb to the top if you want to join."

Since you didn't even bother to claim the hill, I take your ice scepter and throw it back on you, responding "Yes, I even lift, you don't even lift though!" and laugh as you struggle to pull it off of you.

Our hill.

I use my time machine to go back in time to the day wokka was born and place a microchip in his head. i then wait for him to become the owner of the server and decide never to make LS a moderator in the first place i then calapse the space time continuem meaning time travel can never happen again then i return to the Hill because LS was never a mod and never had /God he was hungry and did die by my chocolate trap also not being able to teleport invun meant that they are still dead and making thier way back to the hill. My hill.

But... you're still trapped under that piece of spaceship rubble.

My hill.

You fail to comprehend that i even lift and could get out of that space rubble easily. My hill

Well, I put two thousand bits of space rubble on top of you. Try and lift that!

My hill.