Mall Fight III: Back for Mall (Ah, see what I did there?)

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Post by Invunarble » 13 Oct 2012, 01:00

Thankfully, the suit seemed to be rather well made, ironic as it is. The bomb explodes in my face, but causes minimal harm, and the suit ends up taking the blunt of the explosion. While it remains damaged, I stay aliiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
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Post by Spyboticsguy » 13 Oct 2012, 01:06

SUMMARY OF LAST FEW POSTS: Invun activates a bomb, puts on a bomb suit, and escapes out of the useless security booth unharmed.
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Post by aeroeng15 » 13 Oct 2012, 01:10

Noticing a distinct lack of Asi lurking about, I ask Spy to check up on him. Suddenly, I notice Skunk run by. I yell to invite him in....

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Post by Iron_Fang » 13 Oct 2012, 01:15

Inv = Godmode n00b >:(
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Post by Spyboticsguy » 13 Oct 2012, 01:17

Seeing Skunk, I pop up from behind the counter and bid him come in, then turn to the cameras. I'm not having another surprise from asi.
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Post by Invunarble » 13 Oct 2012, 01:17

Iron_Fang wrote:Inv = Godmode n00b >:(
Don't end up having someone respawn behind you or something... >.>
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Post by Spyboticsguy » 13 Oct 2012, 01:19

You took the Fez.
Nobody takes the Fez.
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Post by Iron_Fang » 13 Oct 2012, 01:47

I hear a boom then.... ._. See a figure get blasted by it, I run towards the figure and see him hurt, I then stab him in the heard which should kill him (on the floor, pinned ect. So can't dodge). Two can play at that game.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 13 Oct 2012, 09:07

After being called to by Spy and Aero, I rush into their small fortress.
"Well... this has all gotten a bit out of control, hasn't it?" I look around. "We should get out of this mall, but we can't just leave these maniacs running around in it. I have a plan, but I'll need some things first. Has anyone got any more explosives, by any chance?"
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Post by Spyboticsguy » 13 Oct 2012, 09:47

"Not in here, but you cold easily go find some."
I toss Skunk one of my customized PDAs - it can communicate with me and aero, and he can view cameras, but he can't use intercoms or control the security.
"You still have the turret?" I ask Skunk.
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Post by asi1998 » 13 Oct 2012, 12:31

I break into the mall security and steal all their stuff. I now have an M16, and an FN Five-Seven Pistol, I also give those weapons to Invun an I hide the rest in my new lair. I see skunk running across the mall and I shoot him over and over again till he's dead and his blood is gushing all over the floor.
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Post by Wildwill002 » 13 Oct 2012, 12:46

Just to clear some things up, where exactly is this mall based? I'd assume america and not britain due to security having M16's

Also, what dictates if someone actually dies? Could you literally just go "I see you and now you're dead. Full stop." or would you have to allow them to at least react to your presence. Furthermore, could you just say "I conveniently turn a corner and so-and-so just happens to be stood there"

Just trying to clear things up
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Post by Invunarble » 13 Oct 2012, 14:51

After getting some distance from the bomb's explosion, I see a man stabbing someone with a rake. Questioning the logic of why this person is stabbing the man pointlessly, I run over and hit him over the head with my paperweight I so foolishly used on a bomb a few hours ago.

The paperweight connects painfully with the man's head as he falls to the ground, blood surrounding him. I pick up the rake he was using a few moments ago on a dead person, and stab it into the man's arm. To ensure he isn't going to get up any time soon, I pick up the skateboard which I assumed was his method of transporting himself over, and violently collide it with the man's skull.

After he finally stops breathing, I look down at the nametag of the person I had just brutally beat to death. "Iron Fang". Looking over at the other man, I noticed a bloody opening in his body, near his heart. Bits of charred shrapnel remain around the ground near him, which would assumedly seem as if an explosion had attempted to violently rip apart his body.

Suddenly, I spin around from the corpse of Iron Fang to see Skunk_Giant, the mall owner be violently riddled with bullets! Remembering that guns are forbidden in the mall, I question for a moment how he managed to obtain one. Walking closer to the source of the gunshots, I see that it came from my partner, Asi1998.

"Where the hell did you get those guns?"
"da scurlity d00d, hear haev 1" asi says as he tosses me an M16 and a FN Five-Seven handgun
"Oh, right. Well uh, thanks, I suppose."

Asi and I then proceed to start walking to the other side of the mall near the other suspected hideout of Spy - JCPenny's.
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Post by Spyboticsguy » 13 Oct 2012, 14:53

Asi, firstly, security IS A BIG GAPING HOLE.
Secondly, Skunk is with us. You can't dictate what others do.
Thirdly, lemme give you an example: "i see asi over the cameras and i shoot him and he's dead and he can't do a thing" <---- No. While technically possible, I can't mandate your death. (I did the first time, but only because you mandated mine.
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Post by Iron_Fang » 13 Oct 2012, 14:55

Invunarble wrote:-snip-.
I am not going to play this if every time you do something it ends up with you being in a god mode.
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Post by Spyboticsguy » 13 Oct 2012, 14:58

SO, to clarify: Skunk isn't dead - he's with us. Secondly, you don't have any new weapons (but I'd be open to you ripping one or two off of the cameras).
And now for my bit:
(I'll assume you've ripped guns off of the turrets)
"Guys, I would stop. Whatever you did in security activated the drones - nothing I can do to stop them. Because you were in the room, Invun, it locked onto you. Asi, you ripped guns off of the turrets."
I fire a shot at one of the rouge drones to point out its location.
"OK, so, to recap: Big, scary gun things want to kill you. No control. Good luck."

EDIT: Iron, it's not about winning. It's about the story.
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Post by Invunarble » 13 Oct 2012, 15:01

Iron_Fang wrote:
Invunarble wrote:-snip-.
I am not going to play this if every time you do something it ends up with you being in a god mode.
You in the wrong neighborhood dwag!
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Post by asi1998 » 13 Oct 2012, 16:43

I go to examine Skunk's body but i find out that i had shot an impostor shot was trying to run away. I then proceed to the computer shop and make 200 flyers with microsoft word that say "If you oppose asi or invun's leadership" you are risking a very painful and tragic death." I then hang them all around the mall. While i am doing this two people try to corner me and take me out but I wrap my hands around one's neck and strangle them until they were at least unconscious (I did not check to see if they were dead). The second one however put up a fight. He was muttering about people and godmodes etc. but then i punch him in the head over and over again till hes unconscious and then i climb up on the second floor bathroom and i stick his head in the toilet and I proceed to give him an intense swirly. Then i take a note that says "quit yappin and shut up or worse will happen" in his pocket. I did not identify either victim but the second one did look suspiciously like Iron_Fang.
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Post by Iron_Fang » 13 Oct 2012, 17:24

I respawn in one of those 'Murican kid spy store things, get a stick with a speartip on it, then i go to a clothes shop and get a straw hat (like a MOP Panda hat) and some robes. I then hide and fall asleep in somewhere unknown.
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Post by aeroeng15 » 13 Oct 2012, 17:30

Noticing an escalation in activity outside, I quickly run to the cooking section to grab knives, a frying pan and a broom. I then head back to my perch.

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Post by Spyboticsguy » 13 Oct 2012, 18:42

I close the doors to JCPenny's after seeing the commotion.
They won't hold, but they'll give me an early warning.
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Post by asi1998 » 13 Oct 2012, 18:52

aeroeng15 wrote:Noticing an escalation in activity outside, I quickly run to the cooking section to grab knives, a frying pan and a broom. I then head back to my perch.
I have been tailing you the whole time u were doing this although u did not know about it. Before you get back, i use duct tape to tape your mouth shut and then i start trying to cut your neck off but you pass out because of blood loss so i leave you in the middle of the mall and i take one of my flyers and wad it up and put it in your hand. I also take ur knives and return to my lair ready to attack and kill anyone who is tailing me.
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Post by Spyboticsguy » 13 Oct 2012, 19:12

Asi, you can't teleport people around. HE'S IN JCPENNY'S. WITH ME.
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Post by Invunarble » 13 Oct 2012, 19:16

Thankfully, the mall authorities have not attempted to take my M16 and Five-Seven handgun yet. I fire a few pistol rounds into the air.

"Viva la revolution!"
Spyboticsguy wrote:Asi, you can't teleport people around. HE'S IN JCPENNY'S. WITH ME.
No Spy, that was obviously one of Asi's clones. Durr.
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Post by asi1998 » 13 Oct 2012, 20:23

Spyboticsguy wrote:Asi, you can't teleport people around. HE'S IN JCPENNY'S. WITH ME.
I didnt to him around i tailed him without making my presence known until i did
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Post by Invunarble » 13 Oct 2012, 20:39

asi1998 wrote:
Spyboticsguy wrote:Asi, you can't teleport people around. HE'S IN JCPENNY'S. WITH ME.
I didnt to him around i tailed him without making my presence known until i did
He's barricaded in JCPenny's, though.

Besides, you were shooting the Skunk replica outside while Aero was in JCPenny's.
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Post by Spyboticsguy » 13 Oct 2012, 21:01

After gaping at the gibbering man who just shot a light and called it "aero," I realize that Invun may actually be in a lot of danger.
"Private Transmission: Invun, do you read me?"
I wait for a response (I nabbed a nifty iPhone and headset from MacWorld), and turn to the other two.
"You guys seem willing to fight, and you know right from wrong. Let's team up. If we work together, we might be able to save the bystanders."
What they don't know is that I sent that message to Invun - that's between me and him.
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Post by Invunarble » 13 Oct 2012, 21:42

Suddenly jumping at a voice coming from the nearby Rogers store, I raise my M16 at the table full of smartphones ahead of me.
"Invun, are you there?"
Scanning the desolate counter, I frantically search for the source of the voice.
"Invun? Do you read me?"
Seeing a ridiculous phone that looked oddly similar to a banana, I identify it as the source of the voice.
"Who the shit is this?" I demand into the microphone.

Before I can hear a response, a loud gunshot goes off from what seems to be the other end of the mall. I spin around and scan the area ahead of me for hostiles, but see nothing in front of the barrel of my assault rifle.

"That was probably just asi being a goofus again." I think to myself.
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Post by asi1998 » 13 Oct 2012, 21:51

I take another car on display and pour gasoline all inside it. I drive it through the barricade at JCPennys, i get out and torch the car blowing it up. I then proceed to find spy but fail to do so. What i do find is some of his tech stuff and i download important stuff from it unto my iPhone. I leave before someone knives me down.
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Post by Spyboticsguy » 13 Oct 2012, 21:59

"It's Spy. You need to get the hell away from asi - he just shot two inanimate objects and now appears to be laughing at them, calling them names of real people. If you can reach a store, I can lock you in."
"Oh, and one more thing - what would you say to a little, how you say, arrangement? Nothing formal - I've got Skunk and Aero for that."
I chuckle softly to myself, and I speak softly into my headset: "Target: Hostile on ID 1998. Terminate console access, send pursuit drones."
Asi's iPhone cracks in half and falls to the ground as the drones close in on him.
I laugh over the drone coms: "Poor, deranged asi - all dolled up and nowhere to run."
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