Escapecraft

Well, here's another new game thread by me.

Basically, we're all playing a game, and we all want to win. To do this, we must change the rules of the game in any way shape or form. What the game is will most likely never be described, nor will the original rules.

I change the rules, making me the automatic winner of the game by default.

I win.

I change the rules so you cannot change the rules anymore.

I win.

Invunarble wrote:I change the rules so you cannot change the rules anymore.

I win.

I change the rules so you cannot change the rules so I cannot change the rules anymore.

Inception.

I win.

I change the rules so that rule changing is now prohibited in 27 different states and all 13 Canadian provinces and territories.

My hill. I win.

Invunarble wrote:I change the rules so that rule changing is now prohibited in 27 different states and all 13 Canadian provinces and territories.

My hill. I win.

Luckily, California was not one of those states.

I change the rules, banning Canada from being eligible to play the game.

I win.

I change the rules, banning SirrusSamiyaza from changing any and all rules.

LS13 wrote:I change the rules, banning SirrusSamiyaza from changing any and all rules.

I change the rules, allowing me to change the rules again, and adding koalas to the game. The koalas maul LS13 to death, defeating him. I win.

I move to Mexico, and am now elgible to play the game. I change the rules so that Sirrus can no longer even lift.

I win.

One does not simply change rules after being banned from changing rules.

I add that as a rule.

LS13 wrote:One does not simply change rules after being banned from changing rules.

I add that as a rule.

I remove that rule, and I ban frost/ice gods from playing the game.

I win.

I am a singular Ice God. I slap you around a bit with a fishbot before banning anyone except for the God of Ice, LS13, from changing the rules.

I change the rules so that sirrus cannot change the rules, as well as any rules that impose on his character.

I win.

I slap inv around a bit with a fishbot before changing the rules so that koalas are required to eat a single body part of his every time someone changes a rule.

I change the rules so that rules can be undone, and so therefore I undo LS's new rule.

I undo that rule. Hah.

I undo the rule to undo rules, so you can no longer redo my rules.

I redo your rule anyways since apparently we can do that in this game (lolwut). You are now missing 4 body parts. I add another rule where the koalas have to keep you roasting over a fire for all eternity.

I add a rule where body parts are re growable, and so no longer am I considered an amputee. I also undo the rule about koalas keeping me over a fire, and add a new rule that states koalas are only a figment of the user's imagination.

I change it so its kangaroos. The kangaroos now eat 3 body parts per time that a rule was added or changed. You are missing 57 body parts.

Since that's an incredibly overzealous estimate, I undo that rule and add a new rule that kangaroos must be confined to the reaches of Australia, therefore making the kangaroos ineffective on eating my body parts.

I change the rules, confining Invun to Australia, and watch him get eaten. I then change the rules so that wherever LS13 goes, he falls in a pit.
I win.

I can fly over pits...

I make a new rule: no walruses allowed.

I change the way in which the strong nuclear force works. every atom in the universe explodes as the particles that make it up are no longer attracted to one another in the same way.

I change the rules to make playing this game prohibited for anyone that isn't a giant skunk.

I change the rules so that rule is changed, therefore making your rule invalid. In fact, I go so far to change that rule so that only giant skunks cannot play the game.

I change the none-changing of interchangeable rules that can/can not be changed within specified changing parameters that may only be changed by the original changer of said rules to prevent further changing. Henceforth, this rule changing cannot be changed or overruled as changing will result in the unchanging of the change, making me win

I change the rules to become non-changing interchangeable rules that can also be pro-changeable non changing interchangeable rules providing a changeable unchanging rule that may not just be changeable by original changer of the previously unchanged rule. Therefore, your rule can only be slightly half changed when interchangeable by unchanged changed rules that cannot be overruled or changed by unchange of your previously changed rule that cannot be changed to be unchangeable.

I move to Cuba and change the rules banning LS from interfering with the hill or this thread anymore and forcibly handing over all of his ice scepters to me and me alone. I also change the rules making it illegal for Invun to be alive anywhere on this world. I now win since LS and Invun are out of the way.

I change the rules so that you decease as soon as I stare at you. I also change the rules so I can respawn as I please, and spawn right behind you and stare at you. You die.

I change the rules changing the rule that invun changed about staring at me and killing me to s world of rule changing where changing rules becomes illegal only for invun so he can no longer change the rules making him inevitably out of the game.