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Skyrim Bi***es :D

Post by EricSmarties » 05 Apr 2011, 12:54

so im really excited about skyrim (i think i pooed ma pants!)
tell us what you want in skyrim!

My top five things that skyrim should have.

5. Use a fork as a weapon!

4. Ninjas !

3. Different styles of fighting!

2. Dual wield shields!

1. A spell to turn into a mudcrab!
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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 05 Apr 2011, 12:56

I'd be happy with Patrick Stewart again.
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Post by EricSmarties » 05 Apr 2011, 12:57

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I'd be happy with Patrick Stewart again.
well theres always the option of the adoring fan..
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Post by DuplicateValue » 05 Apr 2011, 12:59

For some reason, I always wanted an aesthetic effect from being skilled in the magic schools.
Like, having high magicka would give your skin a slight soft glow to show how powerful you are.

Also, some improvement to the sneak mechanism, so it actually involves skill on the player's part.
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Post by Sadrack » 05 Apr 2011, 13:13

I want the game to come out, nothing else. No matter what they do, I'm sure the game will be great fun in the end, they kind of have a way of doing that nowadays. And yes I realise how utterly fanboyish this sounds. :lol:
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Post by Tomenaki » 05 Apr 2011, 13:15

I thought this fitting.

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Post by Knife_28 » 07 Apr 2011, 08:00


That is all.
I only feel the way that I'm programed, and most of the time that's not to give a damn.

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Post by vallorn » 07 Apr 2011, 08:49

how is it that every tense and dark advert works so well with My Little Pony? :?
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Post by Pinmissile » 07 Apr 2011, 12:02

Knife-28 wrote: That is all.
What up, brony?
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Post by EricSmarties » 07 Apr 2011, 18:30

Smarter AI i say!
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Post by Jake55778 » 07 Apr 2011, 19:17

Less buggy dialogue and characters not trapped in the uncanny valley would be nice.
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Post by EricSmarties » 07 Apr 2011, 19:18

Jake557 wrote:Less buggy dialogue and characters not trapped in the uncanny valley would be nice.
True True!
hope that the guards actually like you this time ! fucking assholes...
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Post by The Bum » 07 Apr 2011, 19:22

I'd settle for not being public enemy number one in the animal kingdom.
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Post by Jake55778 » 07 Apr 2011, 19:28

mettalfreak wrote:
Jake557 wrote:Less buggy dialogue and characters not trapped in the uncanny valley would be nice.
True True!
hope that the guards actually like you this time ! fucking assholes...
Personally I find the guards to be plesantly dimwitted. I've killed... *boots up the game to check* ...51 people so far this playthrough with zero time in prison and only a 40 gold bounty. Of course having an invisibility spell and enough magicka to cast it indefinately certainlty helps.
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Post by Zehydra » 07 Apr 2011, 20:17

mettalfreak wrote:
Jake557 wrote:Less buggy dialogue and characters not trapped in the uncanny valley would be nice.
True True!
hope that the guards actually like you this time ! fucking assholes...
if there's one thing I've learned from the Elderscrolls seres: The Guards NEVER like you

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Post by aflycon » 07 Apr 2011, 23:53

mettalfreak wrote:
Jake557 wrote:Less buggy dialogue and characters not trapped in the uncanny valley would be nice.
True True!
hope that the guards actually like you this time ! fucking assholes...
STOP
YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE.

That is all.

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I saw the gameplay trailer for Skyrim and it actually looks really really good, the gameplay and such. Apparently they've made the 3rd person less.. bad. :D (contribootin'.)

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Post by vallorn » 08 Apr 2011, 02:23

on the subject of those guards.


:lol:

i REALY hope they make guards less assholeish...
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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 08 Apr 2011, 04:30

aflycon wrote: PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE.
The court gets the money? Corruption!
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Post by DuplicateValue » 08 Apr 2011, 10:17

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:
aflycon wrote: PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE.
The court gets the money? Corruption!
If you befriend a guard and he happens to be the one to reach you first after you commit a crime, he'll let you get away with it.

So yes, corrupt. :)
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Post by Jake55778 » 08 Apr 2011, 10:21

Woah really? I gotta try that. Do you have to alter their dispostition using that wheel minigame, or does it still work if you cheat and just use magic to make them like you?
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Post by DuplicateValue » 08 Apr 2011, 10:40

Jake557 wrote:Woah really? I gotta try that. Do you have to alter their dispostition using that wheel minigame, or does it still work if you cheat and just use magic to make them like you?
Magic should work fine. :)

Though the guards refresh every so often I think, so even if you play the mini-game, he probably won't be around for too long after you leave.

Also, depending on the severity of the crime, he might still bring you in (murder I think is one they won't let you off on).
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Post by EricSmarties » 08 Apr 2011, 11:42

DuplicateValue wrote:
Jake557 wrote:Woah really? I gotta try that. Do you have to alter their dispostition using that wheel minigame, or does it still work if you cheat and just use magic to make them like you?
Magic should work fine. :)

Though the guards refresh every so often I think, so even if you play the mini-game, he probably won't be around for too long after you leave.

Also, depending on the severity of the crime, he might still bring you in (murder I think is one they won't let you off on).
thats pretty cool!
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Post by Sti_Jo_Lew » 18 Apr 2011, 16:08

How does vallorn manage to ruin (...or make a joke out of) every thread on the forums? Everywhere I go I see Pony videos.
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Post by DuplicateValue » 18 Apr 2011, 16:35

Sti_Jo_Lew wrote:How does vallorn manage to ruin (...or make a joke out of) every thread on the forums? Everywhere I go I see Pony videos.
What's that got to do with this thread?
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Post by vallorn » 18 Apr 2011, 18:21

DuplicateValue wrote:
Sti_Jo_Lew wrote:How does vallorn manage to ruin (...or make a joke out of) every thread on the forums? Everywhere I go I see Pony videos.
What's that got to do with this thread?
blame Knife... he started the Ponyfication process.

also just because im 12.2% of the forum doesnt mean i post on every thread... just almost every thread :oops:

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just checked and im now down to 12.1% of the forum. my plan of trying not to post is working! (slowly)
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Post by Blackadder51 » 18 Apr 2011, 20:30

And once again we have hit station off topic. It smells funny, there is hobos and the trains are always shit :(

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teehee back on topic, i night try this game if they include stripers (strippers?)
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Post by Imikulate » 18 Apr 2011, 20:43

Blackadder51 wrote:And once again we have hit station off topic. It smells funny, there is hobos and the trains are always shit :(

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teehee back on topic, i night try this game if they include stripers (strippers?)
You're recreating Imperial City from an earlier game in the series, but you "might" try this game?

Anyhoo, I would like
1.Better Magic System
2. More variety in meele combat
3. Greater variety of stealthy weapons
4. Hook and graple for stealth classes
5. The ability to craft things ala Minecraft style. Just go grab some resources from the wilderness and make some armour, weapons etc.

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Post by Blackadder51 » 18 Apr 2011, 20:48

Lol never played it. I dont like those sorts of games.
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Post by Zinrius » 18 Apr 2011, 21:17

Blackadder51 wrote:Lol never played it. I dont like those sorts of games.

You should play it for the sake of seeing I.C.
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Post by DuplicateValue » 19 Apr 2011, 17:56

I think this is the first ES game where the Kajiit look genuinely cool.

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