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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by J4Numbers » 25 Jul 2012, 08:56

This is why we don't do any escalation games anymore...
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<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: but you had full armor beforehand..
<Hytro> Our leader and savior have gotten married :D
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: it wasnt shooting
<Hytro> Kim Jong-un have gotten married
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: which leader
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: gz sneaky
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: oh
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: who?
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: no cluue wo that is
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: the dictator of north korea
<Hytro> He got married with Ri Sol-Ju
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: u live in north korea?
<Hytro> Yeah
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: I was just about to say...Wokka and Lord_Mountbatten got married?
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: yeah, we all do
<Hytro> This is a happy day for us all
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: this server is hosted there
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: i live in the United States of Aerica
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: You mean Amercia
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: America
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: ya
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: nope
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: dude, i know my own contry
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: american imperial lies
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: no, he means Murica
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: gassp!
<Hytro> See, the Americans can't even spell
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: (Note: AmerCIa)
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: u have insulted me!
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: how DARE you
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: you may know of your imperialist america country, but we know of the true north star
<Hytro> Praise our leader for giving us the knowledge of spelling
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: you have insulted me, my country, and tFreedom
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: Praise!
<M477> meh.
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: I also spat on apple pie. I'm just that kinda commie
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: Freedom -_-
<SneakyPie> How can you insult freedom?
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: anyways
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: CAUSE WE ARE THE ONLY FREE COUNTRY!
<M477> hey, freedom, you suck. That help?
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: Praise our dear leader for giving us his guidance over the imperials
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: the first one to delclare independence!
<Hytro> Freedom smels bad
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: Oh, hey...Mr. Groom is on IRC (That wedding is today, right?)
<SneakyPie> Bloc, I can't tell if you're being serious
<M477> ...
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: or an idiot?
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: (i hope not)
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: well, it IS true
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: :P
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: i swear
<M477> The only thing that America gave the world was petrol tea
<SneakyPie> America is not the only country in the world that has freedom
<M477> at least, the only relevent thing
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: we are the first country to delclare it though
<SneakyPie> There's like 240 nations and somehwere around 180 of them have freedom
<SneakyPie> Uh
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: sneaky, isn't the server hosted in north korea?
<SneakyPie> No
<M477> technically, Britain was free first
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: we rae the very first dude
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: Not really...sorry BlocLord
<SneakyPie> No no no
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: Briten wasnt first
<SneakyPie> Ancient greece
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: it was ruled by a king
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: It really depends on your definition of 'freedom'
<SneakyPie> Democracy/Republic and all that
<M477> Bloc, we owned half the globe
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: all were ruled by kings!
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: and it's varied throughout history
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: america doesnt have "freoom"
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: ALL WERE RULED!
<Hytro> North Korea is very first free country, yes yes, our leader is great
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: the sun never sets on the commonwealth
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: *"fredoom"
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: our goverment DOES suck, but we can say watever we want
<M477> *sun sets on commonwealth*
<SneakyPie> Um
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: the world began with our greatest leader
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: we can do almost anything
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: Cuz it;s Merica
<SneakyPie> I think Bloc is just trolling now
<M477> and there goes the chat tangent...
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: and we have no culture =)
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: UGHMERICA FA
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: You'll find scotland was the first countyr to declare indepenance
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: independance*
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: so we dont have to bow =)
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: UGHMERICA FUCK YEAH
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: country*
<M477> true
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: scotland had the first rennaissance too
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: X
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: shut your mouth or ill shut it for you
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: unless bloc says that was america
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: shut up bloc
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: daaaym guuurl
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: it was just a mere 450 years before 'merica
<M477> and that's a smart thing to say... why?
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: u died 100 times in the last 10 min
<Hytro> The American Way: Stay healty, if you get sick your dead.
<SneakyPie> Pretty soon we'll be hearing "America is the greatest country in the world"
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: wanna go pretty boy?
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: :D welwyn
<M477> oh joy
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: pfft
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: yes
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: everyone knows Texas is the greatest country
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: America is my country mr. pretty
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: America is the greatest country in the world...by average weight. OOOOH BUUUURN!
<M477> lol
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: wow
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: LOL
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: and you are from?
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: the sad part is that texas was a country too o_o
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: tis my country to
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Actually, Australians win that title now..
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: im not fat, im phat
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: PHat
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: Oregon, although now I live in Nebraska
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: that's cool.
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: im in belgium on vacation
<Hytro> Norway!
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: huh, norway
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: Sweeeeden
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: no hytro, denmark
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: Americas better
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: no its not
<M477> on what grounds?
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: *Merica
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: we have cheeseburgers!
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: and hot dogs!
<M477> ...
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: and chips!
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: bloc you cant say that you havents been out of america
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: this just got inanely dumb
<Hytro> Danmark kinda sucks, but you can start drinking at 14
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: But enough of your silly nonsence, Escapia is the greatest nation ever
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: Well..have you been to any of those blaces?
<SneakyPie> How do we define how a country is better than the other?
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: er...places
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: WOO EARTH
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: hey have them everywhere else dumbfuck
<Hytro> as Bloc said, they have hot dogs
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: i had a burger yesterday
<SneakyPie> Easy there, Bod.
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: and chips today
<M477> nah, I vote Mars Whales
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: is that so ass hole?
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: they have doritos
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: You don't. YOu just swagger a bit and claim you're the best, just 'cos.
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: lays
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: well then X
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: SOL ftw
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: mcdonalds
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: Merica, Merica, Merica
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: oh come on wel!
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: ok
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: im happy
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: he insulted my country =(
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: bro hes ippin on all other countrys
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: "Is that so asshole"
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: = Bloclord
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: I LIVE IN CA!
<SneakyPie> Well it's very easy to insult America
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: I LIVE IN california
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: tis very
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: Sol is the best country in the universe
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: You should break off, go hang out with Hawaii
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: then why are u insulting america?
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: i probably been to more countrys then anyone inhere
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Escapia is the greatest nation ever, /end discussion
<SneakyPie> I insult America all the time
<SneakyPie> Because it's no where close to perfect
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: because i travel and see better places to live
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: HAIL ESCAPIA!
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: o/
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: and better lifestyles
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: o/
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: neither is any other country
<M477> how were the heat waves Sneaky?
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: *\o
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: i like america'
<SneakyPie> Ugh, awful
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: less 24/7 s
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: *depressions
<M477> Britain's got them now
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: u dont live in huts and eat sea weed
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: or raw meat
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: Oy, it's only going to be 100 F today...think I'll wear a sweater...
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: i do
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: ive been everywhere
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: or drink
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: and im 5
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: i ear seaweed when ever i want
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: *!15
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: *eat
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: 5 year oldQ
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: no take backs!
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: its currently 34c, and 11PM at night, what of it?
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: you can drink and smoke in all europe when your 16
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: X is 5!
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: It's actaully quite nice at 92 F and 70% humidity with a heat index of 105
<SneakyPie> Bloc, I ahte to say it, but America isn't the "greatest country ever" anymore
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: Dang...where are you at, welwyn?
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: no 15
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: that proves Europes bad
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: it was a typo
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Australia
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: sure
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: sure
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: sure does
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: yes it does, u wannasmoke
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: How is it 34c in the middle of winter?
<Hytro> BOD, that is very very wronr -.-
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: *so confused*
<Hytro> wrong*
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: go on and rot your lungs out
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<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: This is NT for you
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: you would know cause you totaly been there
<M477> hi Tj
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Where 29c is COLD
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: wanna drink? go on, get alchohal poisoning
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: this guy is a *****
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: ahhhh
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: '
<Tjololo12> 'alo everyone, hi M4 :D
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: pisses me off
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: Ah. I see.
<Tjololo12> lots of activity, what's going on?
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: welwyn, isn't that like 80-something farenheit?
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: hi m4
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: 38 we start thinking its warm :P
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: X insulted my country
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: it is
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: I'm assuming NT is a province (or some other subdivision name) of Australia
<SneakyPie> Bloc, it's okay
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA SHUT UP!
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: 84f yeah
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: =(
<SneakyPie> Don't take thosre things personally
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: tj, hytro started a which country is best debate
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: its a state yes
<SneakyPie> It's JUST a country
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: ok
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: that sounds pleasent wel
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: but i like my country
<Tjololo12> Don't make me get on the server to calm this down, let's handle this with maturity
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: ok
<Hytro> North Korea will trandsend to godhood
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: 38 is warm, thats 100
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: you wouldnt know you havent been out of it!
<SneakyPie> Yeah, living here isn't so bad, but it's silly to defend it like that
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: where>
<Tjololo12> BOD, stop it
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: 45 is hot, thats 113
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: Agree with Sneaky on that
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: where do u live pie?
<SneakyPie> SC
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: I've mowed lawns in 113 F heat
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: SC?
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: ...that sucks, btb
<SneakyPie> South Carolina
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: hes pessimistic dude
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: South Carolina
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: :v
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: same Feal, did it yesterday :P
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: yaY!
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: a USA
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: guys
<Tjololo12> I live in the US too :3
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: wowowow
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: lets face something
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: america has everyone thinking they have independence but they dont
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: well, 109 but meh
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: our world... sucks
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: me too
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: i live in the us, but i dont like it here
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: thank you hozay
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: us sucks, china sucks, they all suck
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: know why?
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: theres no such thing as freedom
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: you guys dont understand mostly bloc because hes immature
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: No country is truely independant, unless it can survive without outside influence.
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: they proise it, suuure, but they lie
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: bloc whats your states senate?
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: crap
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: yeah crap
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: the world sucks
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: he doesent know anything
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: i do
<SneakyPie> Well
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: your 15
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: theres always a higher up guy on the food chain
<SneakyPie> Freedom does exist
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: I know Anything...he's a swell guy
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: i dont think you know much about the world
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: im just saying if you have the chance to visit another country do it
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: guys
<SneakyPie> I can literally do whatever I want with no restraint
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: you will see
<SneakyPie> Nothing is stopping me
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: if we had freedom
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: we would all be savages
<Tjololo12> I'd love to visit another country, I just don't have the funds
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: freesom is doing anything
<SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: I've traveled a lot :P
<SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: New topic: Bacon: Awesome, or really awesome?
<SneakyPie> Freedom = Anarchy now?
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: there would be no laws
<M477> apparently it has spiralled slightly, yes
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: we would kill, steal, murder, destroy
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: dude bloc just stop
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: =(
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: your being so ileterate right now
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: i know
<SneakyPie> Even if laws didn't exist people still hold themselves to their own ethical laws
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: but its true
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: whats iliterate?
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: he's being not able to read?
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: no its not
<SurvivalBot> [g] TheBlocLord: i read all the time
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: mhm
<SurvivalBot> [g] xBODxFIERCE209: not at all
<SurvivalBot> [g] Hozay_Vera: yeah it is

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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Sti_Jo_Lew » 25 Jul 2012, 11:24

Ugh... wall of text..

Nope.
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by J4Numbers » 25 Jul 2012, 11:46

hence the spoiler

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Post by vallorn » 25 Jul 2012, 13:05

Sti_Jo_Lew wrote:Ugh... wall of text..

Nope.
its a whole argument about best country.

damn if I had been there I could have fixed it. Equestria is obviously the best country.
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Post by Invunarble » 25 Jul 2012, 15:21

Narnia is by far the best country out there. End of discussion.
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Post by andy25100 » 25 Jul 2012, 17:32

Nope, Vallorn is right, Equestria is best country.
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Post by Invunarble » 25 Jul 2012, 17:59

Narnia has talking lions, Equwhatever can't beat that
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Post by vallorn » 25 Jul 2012, 18:16

We have talking multicoloured horses, Alicorns who control the motion of the sun and moon, a chimerical creature bent on causing chaos, shapeshifting insectoid swarms that feed on emotions and dragons.
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Post by Sti_Jo_Lew » 25 Jul 2012, 19:02

And cupcakes.
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Post by Invunarble » 25 Jul 2012, 19:09

Yeah? well we have talking man horses, talking lions, talking tall people, talking trees, and talking wardrobes, and a nice big castle that more then likely can talk aswell.
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by andy25100 » 25 Jul 2012, 20:59

You cannot win, accept the ponies and rejoice.
"They'll tear you apart, bone by bone... ...and build with you a human throne. Their buck- toothed king will sit upon What once was you, but now is gone. This key unlocks the gates of Hell. Steady traveler, use it well." - Grim Fandango - Poem of the Flaming Demon Beavers
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by MrWhales » 25 Jul 2012, 22:24

Invunarble wrote:Yeah? well we have talking man horses, talking lions, talking tall people, talking trees, and talking wardrobes, and a nice big castle that more then likely can talk aswell.
And a beautiful metaphor of how a lion is Jesus. But I digress, this is not the Religion sub-forum, so go away religious-argue-ers

I think we ended up agreeing that Escapia is best po- country
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Post by SneakyPie » 26 Jul 2012, 06:29

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Stop right there criminal scum!

Pony talk is not allowed in these forums under the exception of the pony thread.

Any further violations will be noted and the proper punishments will be given with great fervor.

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Post by random980 » 26 Jul 2012, 09:23

^So much win
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
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Post by MrWhales » 26 Jul 2012, 11:11

What if we obnoxiously link to said thread Mr Dr Professor SneakyPie?
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Post by SneakyPie » 26 Jul 2012, 11:39

You can link to it. Just don't spam it.

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Post by MrWhales » 26 Jul 2012, 15:03

[15:00] <MrWhales> and steve isn't thaaaat evil, he only slaps me occasionally :P
[15:00] <M477> so what was the Jungle run, a pet project with a completely sane mind?
[15:01] <MrWhales> even sane people have crazy ideas
[15:01] <MrWhales> the server is still up, correct?
[15:01] == SurvivalBot [~bot@escapecraft.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
[15:01] <M477> LOL
[15:01] <MrWhales> >_>
[15:02] <MrWhales> i didn't do it
Just happened
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Post by Invunarble » 26 Jul 2012, 19:10

SneakyPie wrote:Image

Stop right there criminal scum!

Pony talk is not allowed in these forums under the exception of the pony thread.

Any further violations will be noted and the proper punishments will be given with great fervor.

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Post by vallorn » 26 Jul 2012, 19:32

This thread is now about Moles.

A Mole of Moles

Discuss.
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Post by aflycon » 27 Jul 2012, 04:23

Gee whiz, SneakyPie came along and saved my thread! Thanks Mr. SneakyPie!

Everybody take a picture before he flies away!
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 27 Jul 2012, 04:39

Happy belated birthday to this thread! :D
Oh hey, I have a signature now! 26/07/11


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Post by aflycon » 30 Jul 2012, 03:39

[01:28] <afly> Are you ready to see the best thing you will ever see?
[01:28] <Vallorn> is it a 1.3 MC trailer with a comentery of nothing but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ?
[01:28] <afly> No, but that one was pretty funny.
[01:28] <afly> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
[01:28] <afly> Don't speak. Just watch.
[01:32] <Vallorn> ...
[01:32] <Vallorn> ...
[01:32] <Vallorn> ...
[01:32] <Vallorn> I feel mellow
[01:33] <afly> Is this not the most magical feeling you've ever experienced?
[01:33] <Vallorn> no
[01:34] <Vallorn> thats after I figured out how to picture probability clouds in particle physics and ignore Geometry as a result. the images that ade were mind blowing.
[01:35] <Vallorn> plus the realisations that everything is little more than miniscule packets of empty space separated by relativly imense gulfs.
[01:36] <Vallorn> and we are tenuosly held together by little more than tiny particlesthat blink in and out of reality.
[01:36] <Vallorn> but that song comes close
[01:36] <afly> Well... okay.
Spoiler! :
The video, for reference.

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Post by vallorn » 30 Jul 2012, 04:31

A short while later:
Global Chat wrote:[02:02] <Hytro> and sins no one seem to have seen it, I SHALL SPOIL IT ALL
[02:03] <SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: Thhhhpoilertthhhh
[02:03] <Hytro> Okay, first there is this bat, and the bat is really a man, but the man on the other side is the real bat so the bat is the man and the man is the bat so he becomes batman
[02:03] <SurvivalBot> [g] aflycon: Gettin' real tired of your shit Master Wayne.
[02:03] <SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: ooooh, cool.
Modchat wrote:[02:03] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: I wonder if someone is going to make a shooting joke so I can ban them.
[02:04] <Vallorn> ?
[02:04] <Vallorn> shooting joke?
[02:04] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: Hytro is talking about the Dark Knight Rises
[02:04] <Vallorn> oh
[02:04] <Vallorn> give me a sec
Global Chat wrote: [02:04] <Hytro> and yeah, Alfred is really Bruce
[02:04] <Hytro> as I posted on the forum
[02:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] aflycon: Spoiler Alert, Bruce's parents die.
[02:04] <Hytro> so bruce goes back in time to become Alfred to take care of himself
[02:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: That makes sense.
[02:05] <@Vallorn> then Alfred goes crazy, turns into thwe joker and shoots a load of people
[02:05] <SurvivalBot> [g] Fealuinix: !
[02:05] <SurvivalBot> [g] XDelphi: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Modchat wrote:[02:05] <Vallorn> enjoy
[02:05] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: ;_;
[02:05] <SurvivalBot> [m] XDelphi: Dammit, Vall.
[02:05] <SurvivalBot> [m] XDelphi: T_T
[02:05] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: Come to IRC, delph
[02:05] <Vallorn> *falls over laughing*
I have the worst taste in jokes when im tired...
Spoiler! :
I have traversed the planes of the chat channels through that paths where only dreams may go. Such impossible sights I have seen within the planar landscapes that they would fracture the very essence of those who comprehend even a fraction of them, unless they have supped from the infinite well at the point where all lines converge.
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Post by DuplicateValue » 30 Jul 2012, 16:27

Slightly off-topic, but that song is wonderful Afly.
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"He's like fire, and ice, and rage.
He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun.
He's ancient and forever.
He burns at the centre of time and he can see the turn of the universe.
And... he's wonderful."

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Post by Hytro » 01 Aug 2012, 14:59

Choiku learns new things
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Post by J4Numbers » 04 Aug 2012, 13:19

This server is not weird in any way shape or form...

<M477> Jak and Daxter and Ratchet and Clank were the two main series of my youth.
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: never played either
<Vallorn> Fuck you whales
<SurvivalBot> [g] biggibby09: shit
<SurvivalBot> [g] biggibby09: i fell into ravine that had lava
<SurvivalBot> [g] MrWhales: i don't believe in human-whale relations like that vall
<Vallorn> ...
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<Vallorn> you win this round

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Post by Hytro » 07 Aug 2012, 03:43

Dominikvl have once more apperard, lonley and looking for someone to talk to :o
[09:35] == Dominikvl9965 [~IDENT_NIC@gnome.wokka.org] has joined #mine
[09:36] <Dominikvl9965> Hello?
[09:36] <Dominikvl9965> Anyone on?
[09:38] <Dominikvl9965> Cmon please talk someone to me just because my sister got me banned doesn't meen nobody can talk to me.
[09:38] <Dominikvl9965> :(
[09:39] <Dominikvl9965> Tell everybody that I'll miss them
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by trovo22 » 07 Aug 2012, 10:54

Heh
DURRR lalala NINJA!!!

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Post by Eddietester1066 » 07 Aug 2012, 20:06

This strikes me as more sad than funny.
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Which leads to this:
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