Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

[Someguy42]

Yeah, I'm leet as fuck today. Come at me, afly.

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So you joined 12th of February 2012 10:45 but in the picture it's 11th of February and at 18:45. Seems legit!

[aflycon]

And that's the magic of timezones!

*jazz hands*

[vallorn]

Blackadder and Vallorn return for another installment of everyone's favorite straight to dvd sitcom. Modchat Drama!

[11:00] <M477> \o Vallorn
[11:00] <SurvivalBot> [m] LS13: hi black
[11:00] <Vallorn> Heya. BF went off to have dinner and a drink with his friends so I have a little time.
[11:00] <Vallorn> wassup?
[11:00] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: =D
[11:01] <Vallorn> Hey black. I dont think I can call you sexy anymore. my BF might get jelous
[11:01] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: :O
[11:01] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: BUT YOU ARE
[11:01] <SurvivalBot> [m] TyreseEngineer: It's alright LS, I've got it
[11:02] <SurvivalBot> [m] LS13: i was here first ._.
[11:02] <Vallorn> I think I broke Blackadder
[11:02] <Vallorn> Hide the TNT
[11:02] <SurvivalBot> [m] TyreseEngineer: I know him IRL so I can just slap him on Monday
[11:02] <Vallorn> Lol
[11:03] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: Drinks you say?
[11:03] <Vallorn> He's in scotland black.
[11:03] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: Close enough
[11:03] <SurvivalBot> [m] LS13: XD
[11:03] <Vallorn> Its a pity he isnt an aussie pyromaniac but hey.
[11:04] <Vallorn> Im kinda surprised at how unshocked you all are... Please dont tell me this wasnt a surprise...
[11:04] <SurvivalBot> [m] LS13: it was but im used to it
[11:05] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: wait what was a surprise?
[11:05] <Vallorn> Im in love with another guy Black...
[11:05] <Vallorn> You thick git.
[11:05] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: :O
[11:06] <SurvivalBot> [m] LS13: wow black >.<
[11:06] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: but you and me
[11:06] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: VALL
[11:06] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: its 5am >.>
[11:06] <Vallorn> Oshit
[11:06] <Vallorn> Its 11:06
[11:06] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: YOU SAID I WAS SPECIAL
[11:06] <Vallorn> I WAS WRONG. IM SORRY
[11:06] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: WHATS THIS IMPOSTERS NAME
[11:07] <Vallorn> I SHALL NEVER SAY!
[11:07] <SurvivalBot> [m] LS13: jerry
[11:07] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: :O
[11:07] <SurvivalBot> [m] LS13: jerry mcmuffin
[11:07] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: Oh jerry you has made a powerful enemy
[11:07] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPcyTyilmYY
[11:08] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: just this song vall. It sums up my feelings perfectaly
[11:12] <Vallorn> ;_;
[11:12] <Vallorn> Im sorry black
[11:13] <eggy> Vallorn: die
[11:13] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51:
[11:13] * Vallorn slaps eggy around a bit with a large fishbot

[J4Numbers]

Haxx when asked to do stuff:

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<M477> Haxx!
<SurvivalBot> haxxorzd00d: Numbersman!
<M477> I'm still waiting...
<M477> [Stuff]
<SurvivalBot> haxxorzd00d: My dog ate it
<M477> ...

[vallorn]

Thats only Haxx when asked to do important time-critical projects for the server.

[MrWhales]

And m4 uses code instead of quotes.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I use Code tag too, since it has a scroll bar. Just doing my part to minimize page scrolling!

[J4Numbers]

Meh, just bandwagonning there, other posts will be back to the usual spoilers.

[vallorn]

Fun Fact: I actualy do have a boyfriend.

Its not Blackadder.

Unfortunatly. Black does however bring to the table his own definition of "Smouldering"...

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Wtf zin and whales...

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[16:43] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: Zin, guess what i got :D
[16:43] <SurvivalBot> [o] Zinrius: Whatcha get
[16:43] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: a Zinrius shirt
[16:43] <SurvivalBot> [o] Zinrius: SWEET
[16:43] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: IT'S SO NICE
[16:43] <SurvivalBot> [o] Zinrius: Pic or Fake
[16:43] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: i'll work on that, derpy cameras
[16:43] <SurvivalBot> [o] Zinrius: :D
[16:43] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: imgur doesn't work on my tablet, and my phone died
[16:43] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: :I
[16:44] <SurvivalBot> [o] Zinrius: Wear me to sleep and say "Zin, seed me". You shall feel the most warming sensation ever
[16:44] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: ... why do i want to now..
[16:44] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: "protect me my sweet Zinrius"
[16:44] <SurvivalBot> [o] Zinrius: *SHIRT GLOWS*
[16:45] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: I need this shirt to glow.
[16:45] <Sti> I'm so confused.  XD
[16:45] <SurvivalBot> [o] Zinrius: Nothing nuclear waste can't fix
[16:45] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: Zin, I will be inside of you
[16:45] <Sti> Sooooo confused.
[16:45] <SurvivalBot> [o] Zinrius: Correction
[16:45] <SurvivalBot> [o] Zinrius: I... Shall be inside of y-- oh wait
[16:45] <SurvivalBot> [o] Zinrius: I get it, cuz IM a shirt
[16:45] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: ;)
[16:45] <SurvivalBot> [o] Zinrius: ;D

[Wildwill002]

Thus, the powers of earth and water were forever entwined! Or at least until morning.

[MrWhales]

Thus, the powers of earth and water were forever entwined! Or at least until morning.

It's like a reoccurring one night stand with this shirt.

[Serubin323]

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<ilikefoxes666> My english teacher's last name is Tannis :D
<ilikefoxes666> Too bad he's batshit crazy...

[LS13]

Tanis is batshit crazy

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

huh?

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[19:40] <SurvivalBot> [g] Teenhmifnoeafgil: i swam up a poo fall and i cant get out

[LS13]

Sounds like you need Life Alert

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Chat got too quite.

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[20:46] <Sti> I know what this calls for...
[20:46] <Sti> I must entertain the server now.
[20:46] <Sti> Give me a sec.
[20:47] <Sti> Is this the real life?  Is this just fantasy?
[20:47] <Sti> Caught in a landslide No escape from reality
[20:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: Open your eyes. look up to the skies and seeeeee
[20:47] <Sti> Open your eyes Look up to the skies and seeeeeeee!
[20:47] <Sti> I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go
[20:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: Pooooor boooy
[20:47] <Sti> My song dammit!
[20:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: :(
[20:48] <Sti> .... you can join in in the opera bit!
[20:48] <Sti> Because I'm easy come, easy go Little high, little low
[20:48] <Sti> Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me!
[20:48] <Sti> Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head
[20:49] <Sti> Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
[20:49] <Sti> Mama!!! Life had just begun
[20:49] <Sti> But now I've gone and thrown it all away!  *bowdow, bowdow*
[20:50] <Sti> Mama, oOOOooOOO!
[20:50] <Sti> Didn't mean to make you cry
[20:50] <Sti> If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
[20:50] <Sti> Meh, I got bored.
[20:50] <Sti> Your turn May!
[20:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: Carry on! carry on. as if nothing really mattered
[20:51] <Sti> Fine...
[20:51] <Sti> Oh
[20:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: I see a little sillohette Skaramush skaramush will you do the fandango
[20:51] <Sti> badaboosh!
[20:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: Thunderbolts of lightning very very frighting
[20:52] <SurvivalBot> [g] aflycon: >implying that lightning is made of thunder
[20:52] <SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: Mee gallileooo Gallileo! Gallileo figaro MagnificOOooo000ooo
[20:52] <Sti> Belzebub has a devil put aside for me! For meee! For...
[20:52] <Sti> MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:52] <Sti> *guitar epicness*
[20:53] <Sti> And now that scene from Wayne's World is in my head...
[20:53] <SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: ... hate this part...
[20:53] <Sti> Awesome movie.
[20:53] <Sti> In other news, Heyo Afly!
[20:53] <Sti> Like our singing?  :D
[20:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: We really should finish :/
[20:54] <Sti> Ok.
[20:54] == Invun [~IDENT_NIC@gnome.wokka.org] has quit [Quit: No, alfycon does not liek ur siengng sti ro jew]
[20:54] <Sti> So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye
[20:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: So you thought you could love me and leave me to Diiheeiiii
[20:55] <Sti> *bwuahda-bum*
[20:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: Ohhhhhhh Baby! Cant do this to me baby
[20:55] <Sti> Oh baby!  can't do this to me baby!
[20:55] <Sti> Dammit!
[20:55] <Sti> .... symphony!
[20:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta heeerre.
[20:55] <Sti> Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
[20:56] <Sti> Nothing really matters
[20:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: Any one can see
[20:56] <Sti> Nothing really matters... Nothing really matters to me
[20:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: Nothing really matters... to meee
[20:56] <Sti> any way the wind blows...
[20:56] <Sti> *gong*
[20:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: And... scene V.v_w
[20:56] <Sti> We owned that song.
[20:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: totally did

[LS13]

Dammit I can't believe I missed that! How long after I left did yall do that?

[Invunarble]

[20:52] <SurvivalBot> [g] aflycon: >implying that lightning is made of thunder

Obviously lightning is made of thunder, duh, lrn2scenelce

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Dammit I can't believe I missed that! How long after I left did yall do that?

About 10 minutes. It was really quite after you left.

[LS13]

Next time send me a pm before beginning!

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

lol, ok.

[tanisjihanis]

...


...I'll show you batshit crazy... You haven't seen anything........ Yet.

[LS13]

Sleepylemontimetanis is pretty batshit crazy

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Queen strikes again!

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[17:45] <Sti> *e-yawn*
[17:46] <Sti> ...
[17:47] <Sti> I know what this calls for.
[17:47] <Sti> Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
[17:48] <Sti> Caught in a landslide No escape from reality
[17:48] <Sti> Care to join in Zin?
[17:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] Zinrius: join in what ?
[17:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Open your eyes
[17:48] <Sti> Son, I am dissapoint.
[17:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] Zinrius: oh, sorry Im busy that's all
[17:48] <Sti> Look up to the skies and seeeee
[17:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: I'm just a pooor boy
[17:48] <Sti> From a poor family!
[17:49] <Sti> Shit, wrong line
[17:49] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tothewhat: xD
[17:49] <Sti> I need no sympathy
[17:49] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Bad sti
[17:49] <Sti> THIS is why I look up the lyrics...  -_-
[17:49] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Because I'm easy come, Easy go
[17:50] <Sti> Little high, little low
[17:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Any way the wind blows, doesnt really matter to me.. to me!
[17:50] <Sti> Mama just killed a man
[17:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Put a gun against his head
[17:50] <Sti> pulled my trigger, now hes dead
[17:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Mama! life had just begun
[17:51] <Sti> But now you've gone and thrown it all away
[17:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: mama ooooooooohooo
[17:51] <Sti> Didn't mean to make you cry!
[17:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] Zinrius: Opan gangam stayle!
[17:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: If I'm not back this time tomorroow
[17:51] <Sti> ZIn you jerk!
[17:51] <Sti> Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
[17:52] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Too late, My time has come!
[17:52] <Sti> Sends shivers down my spine
[17:52] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Body's aching all the time
[17:52] <Sti> Godbye everybody, I've got to goooo!
[17:52] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Got to leave you all behind and face the truth
[17:53] <Sti> Mama, oooOOOOooo
[17:53] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: I dont want to die
[17:53] <Sti> Sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all
[17:53] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: I see a silouette of a man
[17:53] <Sti> scaramoosh, scaramoosh! will you do the fan=dang-o!
[17:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Thunder bolt and lightning, very very frighting!
[17:54] <Sti> me.
[17:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Gallileo Gallieleo
[17:55] <Sti> gallileo figaro!
[17:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: I'm just a poor boy from a poor family
[17:55] <Sti> you skipped a line wel
[17:55] <Sti> im just a poor boy, nobody loves me
[17:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Balls
[17:55] <Sti> lol
[17:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Now I need to listen to it to refrs
[17:55] <Sti> may was a much better sining partner
[17:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: refresh it
[17:56] <Sti> *singing
[17:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: But did may use real thunderbolts and lightning?
[17:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: I thought as much ..
[17:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Fine, lets carry on
[17:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
[17:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] koolmanaj87: what r u doing
[17:57] <Sti> hes just a poor boy, from a poor family!
[17:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] serubin323: Uh, digging....
[17:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
[17:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] moried: Easy come easy go
[17:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Will you let me go
[17:57] <Sti> easy come easy go. will you let him go
[17:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] reikoNeko: Bis m'Allah
[17:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tothewhat: No no no, sheep
[17:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: No, we will not let you go
[17:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] moried: Let him go!
[17:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] reikoNeko: Bis m'Allah
[17:58] <Sti> no, we will not let you go!
[17:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: No, we will not let you go
[17:59] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Will not let you go
[17:59] <Sti> Let me gooooo!
[17:59] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: never let you go
[17:59] <SurvivalBot> [g] serubin323: Well?
[18:00] <Sti> Never let me Gooo oo ooo ooo
[18:00] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: never let me go ooooo
[18:00] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: you missed a line there
[18:00] <Sti> Damn
[18:00] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: its meant to be never let you go, then you say "let me go"
[18:01] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: no no no no no no no
[18:01] <Sti> crap, forgot about that, lol  XD
[18:01] <SurvivalBot> [g] koolmanaj87: welwyn
[18:02] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: oh mama mia mama mia mama mia let me go
[18:02] <Sti> Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.. for meee.... for MEEEEEEEEEEE!
[18:02] <SurvivalBot> [g] koolmanaj87: dont letme go
[18:02] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Rocks out!
[18:02] <Sti> Had that one ready to ctrl+v  :P
[18:02] <Sti> *Waynes world headbanging
[18:02] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye!
[18:02] <Sti> So you think you can love me and leave me to die
[18:02] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Oh baby, cant do this to me baby!
[18:03] <Sti> Just gotta get out, just gotta get out of here-aaaa
[18:03] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Ooh yeah, ooh yeah ( why do my lines sound like a porno ? )
[18:03] <Sti> XD
[18:03]  * Invun slaps Sti around a bit with a Gallileo
[18:03] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tothewhat: hahaha
[18:03] <Sti> Nothing really matters
[18:03] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: anyone can see
[18:03] <Sti> nothing really matters
[18:03] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Nothing really matters to meeee!
[18:04] <Sti> Any way the wind blows.... *gong*
[18:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: That was brilliant
[18:04] <Sti> Hell yeah!
[18:04] <Sti> High five!   o/
[18:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Says I dont have permission sti, sorry
[18:04] <Sti> D:
[18:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: ./me high fives sti

[MrWhales]

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[20:48]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:48] <Sti> Even if it's a man eating a man.
[20:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] shaunpat99: XD
[20:49] <Sti> Whales, why you fin-slap me?  D:
[20:49]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:49] <SurvivalBot> [g] lazyman264: sup bro
[20:49]  * Sti slaps MrWhales around a bit with a open hand
[20:49]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:49]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:49]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:49]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:49] <Sti> It. Is. ONNNN
[20:49] <MrWhales> BRING it
[20:49]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:49]  * Sti slaps MrWhales around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:49]  * Sti slaps MrWhales around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:49]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:49]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:49]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:49]  * Sti slaps MrWhales around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:49]  * Sti slaps MrWhales around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:49]  * Sti slaps MrWhales around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:50]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:50]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:50]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:50]  * Sti slaps MrWhales around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:50]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:50]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:50]  * Sti slaps MrWhales around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:50]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:50]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:50]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:50]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:50]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:50]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:50]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:50] <MrWhales> i win
[20:50]  * Sti slaps MrWhales around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:50] <MrWhales> :I
[20:50]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:51]  * Sti shoots MrWhales with a harpoon gun
[20:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: *tentacle-slaps both of them*
[20:51] <Sti> Ew!
[20:51] <Sti> It's slimy
[20:51] <MrWhales> krill it!
[20:51] <Sti> Whales for the fin!
[20:52]  * Sti slaps MrWhales around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52]  * Sti slaps Invun around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52]  * Sti slaps MrWhales around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52]  * Sti slaps MrWhales around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52]  * Sti slaps MrWhales around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52] <Sti> Blow whole him up!
[20:52] <MrWhales> my fins, why are they so... fin
[20:52]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52] <MrWhales> hole
[20:52]  * Sti slaps MrWhales around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52] <Sti> Shit
[20:52]  * Sti slaps MrWhales around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52]  * Sti slaps MrWhales around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52]  * Sti slaps MrWhales around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52]  * MrWhales slaps Sti around a bit with a large fishbot
[20:52] <MrWhales> enough sti
[20:53] <MrWhales> they will take our slaps away

[shaunpat99]

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----Earlier in IRC----
[22:45] <Invun> A tip of advice, never compare wokka to the queen of england
[22:45] <SurvivalBot> [g] shaunpat99: lolwut
[22:45] <Sti> ... thats random
[22:45] <Zeke> Yea. You can't compare two equal things.
[22:45] <SurvivalBot> [g] shaunpat99: ^
[22:45] <SurvivalBot> [g] ato784: what about the king of france?
[22:45] <Sti> *facedesk*
[22:45] <Invun> Hohoho, zeke just called wokka a queen
[22:45] <SurvivalBot> [g] shaunpat99: Lol
[22:46] <Sti> Speaking of Queen....
----A little later in IRC----
[22:57] <@wokka> zeke: i'm not queen, got the 13" boot and a gun to prove it :)
[22:57] <@wokka> yes, i'm reading backscroll
[22:57] <Sti> XD
[22:57] <Zeke> That couldn't have been better timed
[22:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] shaunpat99: >:D
[22:57] <Sti> Well played wokka, well palyed...
[22:57] <Zeke> Ok, you are the queen's highly paid bodyguard then
[22:59] <@wokka> pfft, she can be my mistress
[22:59] <@wokka> and follow me around like a puppy dog
[22:59] <ato784> Yay Wokka!
[22:59] <Zeke> No-one said that was the entire job.

[MayorLennie]

Once in awhile it's quite entertaining to go read old crap - you find the weirdest things and I've nowhere to put this so ill share it here - betcha never guess what thread it's from

Killing someone with arrows is a legitimate strategy and not "cheap."

Tell that to the Deer Council. They are trying to ban hunters from using bows and make them use their antlers instead, like real bucks. Hunters are fighting them, of course, citing "We have no antlers... and holy shit, a talking deer!"

[LS13]

I remember that! What thread is that from?

[Invunarble]

Looooool, EscapeZ.

Whatta event that was.