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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 14 Mar 2013, 19:13
by ozzymod
-absolute rubbish snipped-

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 14 Mar 2013, 20:00
by Spyboticsguy
aw man

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 15 Mar 2013, 09:31
by Invunarble
I guess tek wasn't as far as even decided to even want go look see do more like today...
That wacky mod chat place wrote:Mar 15 10:22:35 <Tekno> And hey wokka
Mar 15 10:22:47 <Tekno> Ohh guess what :3
Mar 15 10:26:53 <wokka> ?
Mar 15 10:27:33 <Tekno> My new school has cups that they don't use an if any take as many of them and the monitors as I please
Mar 15 10:28:15 <Tekno> *pc
Mar 15 10:28:48 <Invun> wat

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 15 Mar 2013, 11:41
by RobipodSupreme
They have CPUs they don't use, and you can take as many of them and the monitors as you need?

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 15 Mar 2013, 13:16
by Iron_Fang
Take them all, get separate parts, ????, PROFIT

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 15 Mar 2013, 13:55
by Invunarble
RobipodSupreme wrote:They have CPUs they don't use, and you can take as many of them and the monitors as you need?
Quickly! Take all the cups before someone else does!

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 16 Mar 2013, 06:57
by TEKNOVIRUS
Invunarble wrote:I guess tek wasn't as far as even decided to even want go look see do more like today...
That wacky mod chat place wrote:Mar 15 10:22:35 <Tekno> And hey wokka
Mar 15 10:22:47 <Tekno> Ohh guess what :3
Mar 15 10:26:53 <wokka> ?
Mar 15 10:27:33 <Tekno> My new school has cups that they don't use an if any take as many of them and the monitors as I please
Mar 15 10:28:15 <Tekno> *pc
Mar 15 10:28:48 <Invun> wat
I hate you, but yes i get as may as I want.

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 16 Mar 2013, 11:12
by RobipodSupreme
u get as may as you have be want?

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 16 Mar 2013, 12:57
by Invunarble
Can I also get has as may as I be want as well?

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 16 Mar 2013, 13:09
by RobipodSupreme
you is be an not that may cup monitor.

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 16 Mar 2013, 13:25
by Invunarble
I don't think you understand that I be is not that may as I be want a may cup monitor, robi.

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 16 Mar 2013, 22:54
by Sti_Jo_Lew
Oh god, my brain.

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 17 Mar 2013, 05:30
by RobipodSupreme
your brian is are be cup monitor of tree at want be to?

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 17 Mar 2013, 13:56
by Invunarble
I think his brain is that be at may to are cup is your monitor of tree at to are is of at, so be careful.

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 17 Mar 2013, 15:17
by LS13
We done yet? :/

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 17 Mar 2013, 16:21
by RobipodSupreme
we have done be not finish cups in monitor of invun's tek, LS.

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 17 Mar 2013, 16:37
by Invunarble
Yeah, we're quite far from done be in cups at may not of monitor to are so be of at that may so of finish may as I want.

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 23 Mar 2013, 04:44
by haxxorzd00d
Too much noise in this thread, good thing I'm here to save the day with two posts about poop!

First up, oli4uk isn't quite "dung" with his home improvements.
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Then Modocam explains why his week's been such a "strain".
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 23 Mar 2013, 06:48
by RobipodSupreme
Invun, you might like this one.

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 23 Mar 2013, 08:10
by MrWhales
RobipodSupreme wrote:Invun, you might like this one.
Stahp.

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 23 Mar 2013, 14:06
by Invunarble
RobipodSupreme wrote:Invun, you might like this one.
y dose temp sever no updaet !1!1!!11!!11!1!1!!!11!!!!!!11!!1!!1one!!1!!!!11!1!!!!1!!111

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 23 Mar 2013, 18:30
by RobipodSupreme
I meant Modocam's bit -.-

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 27 Mar 2013, 20:38
by Tehbeard
This is why I have and love irc logs:
<Lord_Mountbatten> Watch out kids, it's an Austrian
<Lord_Mountbatten> Now an Austrian seems like a German, but don't touch
<Lord_Mountbatten> Germans are fine to touch and are in fact beneficial to a toucher
<Lord_Mountbatten> But Austrians aren't
<SurvivalBot> [m] MKindy: I'd like to touch me some Germans
<Lord_Mountbatten> How to tell an Austrian from a German
<Lord_Mountbatten> 1) Camp accent
<Lord_Mountbatten> 2) Seems more stereotypically German
<Lord_Mountbatten> 3) You are in Austria and meet people there
<Lord_Mountbatten> With these helpful tips, you should now be able to more easily sift the Austrians from the Germans and have your touching experiences unsoiled
<Lord_Mountbatten> Don't believe me? Just watch an Arnold Scwarzenegger film and see how many of the people he touches end up having horrible fates
<Lord_Mountbatten> This can be up to and inluding death, dismemberment, sadness, accidental crushing, and traumatic memories
<Lord_Mountbatten> Do your duty, and don't touch Austrians, today!

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 27 Mar 2013, 21:11
by Invunarble
Well, of course I guess that is better then having him end up stuck in dev chat, where he's firing all of his ship's crew because he thought that the ship had force fields. :lol:

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 02 Apr 2013, 18:00
by Serubin323

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18:54 <eggster> RED BLUE PURPLE
18:54 <eggster> Red is the hard core survival thing
18:54 <Serubin323> YELLOW GREEN BROWN
18:55 <eggster> Blue is the "feature" version
18:55 <Serubin323> Yellow is the sun
18:55 <eggster> Purple is a mix of both
18:55 <eggster> haha
18:55 <Serubin323> Green is the grass
18:55 <Serubin323> and brown is a piece of shit
18:55 <Serubin323> Now what on earth are you talking about?

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 05 Apr 2013, 04:06
by Sti_Jo_Lew
Jesus, chat got weird after I left...

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 05 Apr 2013, 06:08
by TyrasEngineer
Coming soon to a cinema near you, directed by Tyrese, Haxx and Daemon...
Spoiler! :
<Haxx> I swear they just have a list of badass creatures and just squish two together
<Daemon> Hm? Is that not how people make stuff?
<Haxx> "So for our next movie... Squidrhino!"
<Tyrese> Look out for my upcoming film, RAPTORWASP
<Haxx> I would watch Raptorwasp
<Tyrese> It'll be a hit
<Daemon> TWO HEADED RAPTORWASP!
<Daemon> That's the sequel. :3
<Haxx> I hear there's a lot of buzz about it
<Tyrese> Oho
<Tyrese> Zing
<Daemon> XD
<Haxx> You'll be enraptored
<Tyrese> "Invading YOUR picnics in Summer 2014... Raptorwasp"
<tehbeard> hmm
<Daemon> ARHAHAHRAHRAHAH! My face!
<Daemon> 奥特曼的特效都已经这么好了 Oh noes wat du?
<Tyrese> I think we need to get Lord to voice a trailer
<Daemon> Yes...
<Haxx> I'm envisioning a giant crappy CGI wasp, possibly with fangs and claws
<Tyrese> I'll do a quick artists impression
<Daemon> Altman's effects are already so well... Wait...
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: hello
<Tyrese> Hello Iron.
<Daemon> Wait... Altman...
<Tyrese> Would you watch a film called RAPTORWASP?
<Daemon> Crazy... Dead space people...
<Daemon> The film's name is in all caps...
<Haxx> "Gee Brett, Makeout Point sure was a great place for a picnic!" "Yeah Stacey, you're right! I'm glad there's no-one around to BUG us..."
<Daemon> I would watch it. :3
<Daemon> DUN... DUN... DUN...
<Daemon> RAPTORWASP!
<Haxx> "Like, what's that buzzing sound?"
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: Haxx
<Daemon> "How far would go?....."
<Haxx> "I dunno babe, lemme go check in the bushes."
<SurvivalBot> [m] Hytro: Bahahha, my full auto hopper collector is almost perfect now
<Tyrese> *Jaws music*
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: so less lag hytro
<Daemon> "To... Kill a RAPTOR... That's also a wasp..."
<Haxx> "Oh it's cool, it was just my cell phone!"
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: time to auto my furnace
<Haxx> "HAHAHAHA!"
<Daemon> We need to make this movie...
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: The Haxx movie
<Daemon> Lord will voice the trailer...
<Daemon> No. It's RAPTORWASP
<Haxx> *Ride of the Valkyries plays as Raptorwasp approaches*
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: guest stars?
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: I wanna be in it
<Daemon> I shall be... Someone!
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: OMG
<Haxx> "Willickers! That wasp is HUGE!"
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: A MAGPIE FLEW INTO THE WINDOW
<Haxx> But it wasn't a magpie...it was raptorwasp
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: No
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: it is twitching on the floor
<Haxx> It's a clever ruse, watch out for Raptorwasp
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: It looks dead
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: another magpie
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: omg this is horrible
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: It's eating the other magpie
<Daemon> ! I shall be the badass ex-military guy that like "So... There's a raptor on the loose?" "No... It's a... RAPTORWASP..." "Ma gawd... This will be my most difficult mission yet... I want moar money!"
<Daemon> And I die at the end... And give brett my knife.
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: We must mourn this dead magpie
<Daemon> And he kills it...
<Tyrese> I don't thnk you're going to be able to handle my amazing artists impression
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: I kill it
<Tyrese> http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7391/raptorwasp.png
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: with an axe in the face
<Haxx> Raptorwasp eventually evolves and grows arms and legs
<Daemon> XD
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: XD
<Haxx> That is... brilliant
<Daemon> Congratz... RAPTORWASP is now my desktop...
<Tyrese> I'll clearly be employed to do the official poster
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: link again plz
<Tyrese> http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7391/raptorwasp.png
<Haxx> We'll save the evolved Raptorwasp for the sequel: "Raptorwasp 2.0: Let's Get Ready to Raptor"
<Daemon> XD
<Haxx> He gets hands and thus can use guns
<Tyrese> And he fires two guns whilst jumping through the air
<Haxx> Oh and a motorcycle
<Tyrese> It means he can now wear cool shades
<Daemon> Well, now I want this to be a real movie... And your photo of RAPTORWASP Tyrese has beat my photo of a bowl of cereal. :P
<Tyrese> I am honoured
<Daemon> I had a really high res photo of a bowl of cereal for my desktop. XD
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: I think TardCat needs to be in the movie
<Haxx> I might just make a trailer for this using stock photos for characters
<Daemon> DO EET!
<Haxx> Brett will be "generic possibly bare-chested douchebag"
<Daemon> I want to be the ex-military badass that is destined to die. XD
<Tyrese> We just need to collect photos of the Escapecraft staff wearing cool shades for your trailer
<Daemon> Haxx just use a photo of solid snake for me. XD
<Haxx> Heh
<Daemon> Or this. http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2218/231 ... baacb8.jpg
<Daemon> A real solid snake. XD
<Haxx> That's a Raptorwasp shit
<Daemon> XD
* Hytro has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
<Daemon> http://www.chinasink.com/products_img/2 ... ure-49.jpg Better...
<Haxx> Even his droppings are badass
<Daemon> Yus... I like that idea more...
<Daemon> RAPTORWASP craps snakes!
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: MOTHER OF GOD
<Haxx> Snakes have nothing to do with either raptors or wasps so it makes perfect sense
<Tyrese> What if, in the sequel, there's been a hive built under Manhattan? And a crack multiracial team of special forces has to take it out with a nuclear device, allowing lots of landmark destruction
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: I WANT TARD CAT <3
<Daemon> Tyrese... Yus...
<Haxx> The mother of god guy will definitely be in the trailer
<Haxx> Bad CGI explosions!
<Tyrese> I really want to see this now
<Daemon> I thought manhatten said mountbatten. XD
<Haxx> Raptorwasp sits in the hive on his throne of human skulls
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: And I kill it
<Tyrese> Who would voice Raptorwasp?
<Haxx> Oh and he has a minigun that shoots wasps
<Daemon> ^^ Lord.
<Haxx> Cos y'know
<Tyrese> LASER wasps
<Haxx> Yus
<Daemon> "Oh, I say! I'm a RAPTORWASP... Now die."
<Daemon> *Shoots lazer wasps at people.*
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: Guys
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: I found the escaped cow
<Daemon> *Everyone is dead* "Good show! My chaps!"
<Daemon> Did RAPTORWASP get it?
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: Heis in the corner trapped >:)
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: I has a half built library
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: he fell in it
<Daemon> Haxx! Make trailer!
<Haxx> First scene in the movie, RAPTORWASP flies down and steals a cow from a redneck's field
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: Haxx hasn't even done the server quest yet ._.
<Daemon> Pfft! Raptorwasp is moar important!
<Tyrese> It's not Raptorwasp, it's RAPTORWASP
<Tyrese> It's a government project/conspiracy so it's also an acronym for something
<Haxx> He shoots at him but RAPTORWASP is like "OH HELL NAW" and flies back and RIPS HIS HEAD OFF
<Daemon> Derp. Forgot the caps. .-.
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: Why doesn't wheat make bread by putting it in a furnace o_O
<Daemon> http://www.quadyland.com/bumper-250-rap ... -wasp.html
<Daemon> I didn't know RAPTORWASP ride a quad...
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: rode?
<Daemon> s*
<Tyrese> That's when he turns into human form to assassinate the president and take control of America
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: ahhh
<Haxx> He does whatever the hell he wants, he's goddamn RAPTORWASP
<Daemon> I thought it would be when he grows legs and arms...
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: the president is Lord and RAPTORWASP is the IRA?
<Tyrese> He crashes through the Oval Office window and releases a swarm which takes out the bodyguards
<Daemon> A swarm of snakes!
<Daemon> SNAKEBEES!
<Haxx> They should fight the snakes on a plain
<Daemon> Is that where the cow is?
<Haxx> Of course
<Daemon> Ah. Makes so much sense...
<Haxx> The CIA go to investigate the RAPTORWASP sighting
<Haxx> And get attacked by his poop-snakes
<Daemon> Here comes the RAPTORWASP. doo um doo doo
<Daemon> XD POOPSNAKEBEES!
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: what have you guys been smokin
<Daemon> They're striped yellow and black. :3
<Haxx> Pure imagination
<Daemon> We have been smoking imagination maaan...
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: that has got to be quite the stuff
<Daemon> Maaan... What? Maaan...
<Tyrese> So after the redneck's been taken out, it cuts to a police autopsy with a man with cool shades
<Tyrese> "Who could have done this?!"
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: Batman
<Tyrese> "There's only one thing that could have done this..."
<Tyrese> *Title sequence*
<Daemon> I demand inception music in the trailer!
<Haxx> BWOOONG
<Daemon> DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN...
<Daemon> I like how we have different musics. XD
<Haxx> Naw, RAPTORWASP gets a cheesy Saturday morning cartoon theme song
<Daemon> XD
<Daemon> Well, then I want the D&D music. :I
* Tekno (~TEKNOVIRU@91-114-155-107.adsl.highway.telekom.at) has joined #mods
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: game of thrones music
<Haxx> "He's a big scary bug, with an ugly mug, RAPTORWASP!"
<Daemon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtEBHakEO0A
<Tekno> Haxx
<Tekno> Your on...?
<Haxx> "He's all over the place, he'll eat up your face! RAPTORWASP!"
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: Tek
<Daemon> Well, now looking at this... There's really no music in it...
<Tekno> Sup?
<Daemon> Ah. well...
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: we have had hours of this
<SurvivalBot> [m] Iron_Fang: they be smokin Imagination
<Tyrese> Tekno, would you watch a film called RAPTORWASP?
<Tekno> I know HAXX
<Tyrese> Exactly
<Tyrese> stunned into silence
<Tekno> yES
<Tekno> HAXX mate, we have planning to do.
<Daemon> Planning will have to wait! RAPTORWASP calls!
<Haxx> "Ain't no bug spray gon' bring down this bad-ass mutha... RAPTORWASP!"
<Daemon> XD
<Haxx> Nah, he should totally have a funky theme like Shaft

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 05 Apr 2013, 22:58
by Gannondorf1000
When is chat never weird?

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 10 Apr 2013, 11:17
by J4Numbers
Welcome to modchat, a bastion of maturity and seriousness.
Spoiler! :
<M477> Haxx is Tj, we can't trust him anymore.
<Tjololo12> >.>
<SurvivalBot> [m] TEKNOVIRUS: Hey Haxx.
<Haxx> I'm TJ?
<Haxx> Awesome
<Tjololo12> I thought I was haxx
* Tjololo12 is now known as Tjaxxorzdololod
<Tjaxxorzdololod> >.>
<SurvivalBot> [m] TEKNOVIRUS: ....
* Haxx is now known as haxxorzd0l0l012
<Tjaxxorzdololod> XD
<M477> ... That looks like a HaxxNumbers
<Modo> Lol
<M477> Well, this only leaves one viable answer
* You are now known as M4ololololol
<M4ololololol> The circle is complete
<Tjaxxorzdololod> yisssss
<haxxorzd0l0l012> We are legion
<Tjaxxorzdololod> I like that they're the same number of characters XD
* haxxorzd0l0l012 is now known as M4xxorzd0l0l01012
<M4xxorzd0l0l01012> Symbiosis complete
<M4xxorzd0l0l01012> It hurts
<Tjaxxorzdololod> XD
<M4xxorzd0l0l01012> Please kill me
* Tjaxxorzdololod is now known as Tjololo12
* You are now known as M477
<Tjololo12> I felt weird not being my normal nick :/
<M477> I feel less somehow
<Tjololo12> Lol m4

Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Posted: 10 Apr 2013, 11:20
by TEKNOVIRUS
And people think we do progressive normal things in Modchat XD AHAHAHAHA.
I mean umm.....nevermind, Carry on.
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