Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

[Milo_Windby]

*Guest Chat*
<SurvivalBot> [n] rex526: want look my cave
<SurvivalBot> [n] rex526: i build it
<SurvivalBot> [n] welwyn: I'm a little busy atm sorry
*Mod Chat *La Gasp!**
<Milo_Windby> Look at my cave, My cave is Cave Johnson... give him a lick *Mmm, Tastes just like Exploding Lemons!*
<SurvivalBot> [m] welwyn: I dont know whats worse..
<SurvivalBot> [m] welwyn: That you made that up, or that i am humming the theme
<Milo_Windby> hehe

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

. . .

Alrighty then.

[LS13]

Mod chat is a truly magical land

[vallorn]

Mod chat is a truly magical land

[23:42] <Dupe> Up is pretty good, but I wouldn't call it Pixar's best
[23:42] <SurvivalBot> [m] Lord_Mountbatten: FUCK YOUUUUUUUU
[23:42] <Dupe> Toy Story 1 was their masterpiece
[23:42] <Dupe> Shh, I said it's good

[SMWasder]

'Pics or it didn't happen':

Spoiler! :

[Mattybcd]

'Pics or it didn't happen':

Spoiler! :

That's on the way to my secret area... <.< >.>

[J4Numbers]

and mentor chat welcomes everyone.

Spoiler! :

<SurvivalBot> [o] D4nny: Divert player-bitching into here
<SurvivalBot> [o] Iron_Fang: lol
<SurvivalBot> [o] Iron_Fang: yup
<SurvivalBot> [o] Iron_Fang: we find it funny
<SurvivalBot> [o] D4nny: Example: God damn, Iron pisses me off.
<SurvivalBot> [o] Iron_Fang: FU
<SurvivalBot> [o] M477h3w1012: ok, well, you know that Iron_Fang guy...
<SurvivalBot> [o] Iron_Fang: eg
<SurvivalBot> [o] M477h3w1012: Damn you D4
<SurvivalBot> [o] steveab: IKR d4
<SurvivalBot> [o] D4nny: Nobody likes him tbh
<SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: Hehe, welcome to the hive of bitciness
<SurvivalBot> [o] Iron_Fang:
<SurvivalBot> [o] D4nny: How he got mentorship in the first place is very dubious and sexually explicit
<SurvivalBot> [o] Maykxor: XD

[trovo22]

Okay then. And guys? No more of me! XD

[Hytro]

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[trovo22]

Two Key Words. Peed, Floor.

I peed on the floor? Whats wrong with you FooL!

[welwyn]

related!

[10:56] <SurvivalBot> [o] Captainnemo3: Alright, who's WEing
[10:56] <welwyn> heh
[10:56] <SurvivalBot> [o] Captainnemo3: that.... did NOT come out how I intended...

[vallorn]

Glorious Modchat:

[20:31] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: California is all PST, right, so it's 8:30pm for you?
[20:31] <Vallorn> yes
[20:31] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: Hmm, we've got the same timezone now.
[20:31] <Vallorn> and 4AM UK
[20:31] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: We're going to be getting closer, I think
[20:31] <Vallorn> I need an adult?
[20:31] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: oh u

[trovo22]

Notice the "We will be closer", Then you get suspecious so he backs off with "I think"

[aflycon]

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[LS13]

Wokka <3

[aflycon]

Thebob35: AFFLES
aflycon: que?
Thebob35: I WENT
Thebob35: TO NOSE SPECIALIST TODAY
Thebob35: AND I HAVE A JACOBSONS ORGAN
Thebob35: ONLY 3% OF POPULATION HAS ONE :O
aflycon: the fuck is that
Thebob35: GUES WHAT IT DOES
aflycon: makes you smart or some shit
Thebob35: NO
Thebob35: I CAN SMELL
Thebob35: HORNY
Thebob35: BITCHES

[Someguy42]

Thebob35: AFFLES
aflycon: que?
Thebob35: I WENT
Thebob35: TO NOSE SPECIALIST TODAY
Thebob35: AND I HAVE A JACOBSONS ORGAN
Thebob35: ONLY 3% OF POPULATION HAS ONE :O
aflycon: the fuck is that
Thebob35: GUES WHAT IT DOES
aflycon: makes you smart or some shit
Thebob35: NO
Thebob35: I CAN SMELL
Thebob35: HORNY
Thebob35: BITCHES

Whut...

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Thebob35: NO
Thebob35: I CAN SMELL
Thebob35: HORNY
Thebob35: BITCHES

/me scratches head.

[aflycon]

It allows him to detect pheromones.

Cool, right?

[LS13]

Lol he seems very excited bout it

[vallorn]

Dafuq bob...

[SneakyPie]

Also be sure to call the girls "bitches" when you meet them.

They like that.

[Ninjawoman]

Also be sure to call the girls "bitches" when you meet them.

They like that.

Yes, us "bitches" love it. The gentlemen of today...Oh, wait.

[Wildwill002]

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility XD

[trovo22]

Thanks to Seru... I'm falling 3million blocks into an ocean
Horrah!

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MUST CLICK PICTURE TO READ

[LS13]

Today I learned never to teleport a player while they are falling 3 million blocks into an ocean.

[trovo22]

Server rails go (as shadow would say) Ka-Bloom!

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[vallorn]

Server rails go (as shadow would say) Ka-Bloom!

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Server Rails... you mean the vital part of the Borjan transport network that a Mod now has to go and fix?

[LS13]

Already fixed yesterday. And yes, apparently setting off a building next to the rails with tnt is a bad idea.

[trovo22]

Oh Whales haha. It wasnt his fault really, We didnt know it'd blow the rails.