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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Invunarble » 27 Dec 2012, 20:44

My brain hurts trying to comprehend this...
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[20:07] == Spyboticsguy has changed nick to Spyboticsguy|afk
[20:07] <Sti> So, how's it going in minecraft land?
[20:07] <SurvivalBot> [o] asi1998: were wither skull hunting
[20:08] == Serubin323 has changed nick to Spyboticusguy
[20:08] == Spyboticsguy|afk has changed nick to Serubin323
[20:08] <Serubin323> hello there
[20:08] <Serubin323> this is most certainly serubin
[20:08] <Serubin323> and not anyone else
[20:08] <Serubin323> spyboticsguy how is it going
[20:09] == Dave has changed nick to Dave|Dead
[20:09] <Serubin323> I see you are spyboticusguy today
[20:09] <Sti> "== Serubin323 [~Spybot@escapecraft.net]"
[20:09] <Sti> seems legit
[20:09] <Dave|Dead> wait what
[20:09] <Serubin323> SPYBOTICUSGUY
[20:10] <Dave|Dead> All of the name beginning with S confuse me
[20:10] <Dave|Dead> now Sti too? ;-;
[20:10] <Sti> Fine, I'll leave... :(
[20:10] <SurvivalBot> [o] asi1998: no
[20:10] <Sti> Also, seru is a spy
[20:10] <Dave|Dead> spy is a seru I think
[20:11] <Serubin323> how will you ever know
[20:11] <Serubin323> hue hue hue
[20:11] <Dave|Dead> whois
[20:11] <Dave|Dead> :)
[20:11] <Sti> Oh, you're right
[20:11] <Sti> lol, wtf is going on
[20:11] == Serubin323 has changed nick to Spyboticsguy
[20:12] <Dave|Dead> Theyre messing with my brain
[20:12] == Spyboticusguy has changed nick to Serubin323
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by vallorn » 29 Dec 2012, 12:59

We are all very supportive here.

[17:52] <Hydrox> well then, repaired the shower
[17:52] <Vallorn> THE QUEST OF SHOWER MAINTINANCE IS COMPLETE
[17:52] <Vallorn> ALL HAIL THE TRIUMPHANT HERO
[17:52] <SurvivalBot> [m] TyreseEngineer: You gain +1 plumbing skills!
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Sti_Jo_Lew » 17 Jan 2013, 23:27

Mentor chat is best chat. Also, SMW is a sobar mod.
Spoiler! :
[20:20] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: AND TWELVE
[20:21] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: g parrfect.7
[20:21] <Sti> You ARE drunk.
[20:22] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: ME? DRUNK? NEVARRRR
[20:22] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: smw y am i no vet yet
[20:22] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: SMWE IS SOBAR MODS
[20:22] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: COS YOU SUCK
[20:22] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: YOU EVIL INV\!
[20:22] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: WHY YOU TAKE MAI SOBRIETY?
[20:22] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: You probably lost your gland or something
[20:23] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: SMW
[20:23] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: can i be an op now
[20:23] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: INV, YOU NO EVARS BEEZ OPS
[20:23] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: OPS AR FOR BAWS
[20:23] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: BAW NO = U
[20:23] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: are you my daddy
[20:24] <Sti> Invun, I aaam your father.
[20:24] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: NO. IF I WAS YOUR DADDY, I'D JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
[20:24] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: Too far? Probsbly.
[20:24] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: tSorres.
[20:24] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: wat about mother
[20:24] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: Mothar?
[20:24] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: ya
[20:24] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: can u be mother plz
[20:24] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: You no have les mothar
[20:25] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: You just procreate... lie a disease
[20:25] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: smw y are u not my mother
[20:25] <Sti> This scares me.
[20:25] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: Becuse your mother is riddled with diseases
[20:25] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: So you are riddled with diseases?
[20:25] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: I noticed
[20:25] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: XD
[20:26] <Sti> Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elderberries!
[20:26] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: No. I am the picture of health
[20:26] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: YOU ARE A PICTURE OF NOTHING
[20:26] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: N-O-T-H-I-N-G!
[20:26] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: My mother was a hipster, and my father smelled like something you never heard of
[20:26] <Sti> lols
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by asi1998 » 17 Jan 2013, 23:45

Why do i miss all the good stuff D:
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Sti_Jo_Lew » 17 Jan 2013, 23:48

But wait, there's more!
Spoiler! :
[20:38] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: Cheeses rich in AWFUL?4
[20:38] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: I THOGUHT SO7
[20:39] <Sti> SMW, go to bed.
[20:39] <Sti> You're drunk.
[20:39] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: I AM IN BED
[20:39] <Sti> Ew.
[20:39] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: GO TO DESK
[20:39] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: AND I AM DRUNK
[20:39] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: BRING ME MORE DRUNK
[20:39] <Sti> Let SMW be a lesson to you all.
[20:39] <Sti> Don't do drugs kids!
[20:39] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: yes..... yes....
[20:39] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: heh i cranked up my bow Myth Maker
[20:40] <Sti> ...
[20:40] <Sti> wot
[20:40] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: infinity flame punch II power V unbreaking III fortune III effeciency V
[20:40] <Sti> Holy fuck.
[20:41] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: /g no
[20:41] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: ..IS STILL NOT ENOUGH TO TAKE PUT YO MOMMA
[20:41] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: How the shit
[20:41] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: you are right sm
[20:41] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: so im adding more
[20:41] <Sti> ALL the levels
[20:41] <SurvivalBot> [o] derigin: Motor, I have to name your stuff \
[20:41] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: Add more drunk
[20:41] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: name everything you own, potato
[20:41] <Sti> I have "Dat Axe"
[20:42] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: is dat axes full of squishy ass?
[20:42] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: yes
[20:42] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
[20:42] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: added smite V knockback II
[20:42] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: WHERE IS FOX
[20:42] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: fire aspect II and looting III
[20:42] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: FAIL. GO BACK TO SQUARE ONE.
[20:43] <Sti> Do not pass go?
[20:43] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: NEVER PASS GO
[20:43] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: YOU HELLFIEND
[20:43] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: always pass go
[20:43] <Sti> Alright, I'll just run it over
[20:43] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Always block stop
[20:43] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: NEVEERERERERERERERERERERERERERER
[20:43] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: smw how do i make a sever.
[20:44] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: MAKE SEVER WITH FACE
[20:44] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: can u plz answer my qeustin.
[20:44] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: BASH FACE ON FACCE, MAKE NEW FACE
[20:44] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: how do i make sever.
[20:44] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: this is almost as great as crazy xmas venom XD
[20:44] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: but venom is a whiny bitch
[20:44] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: not really
[20:44] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: venom has no swank
[20:44] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: but u cant make a sever.
[20:44] <Sti> Oh god, I cant breathe
[20:44] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: swank is the measure of the gods
[20:45] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: i am a god
[20:45] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: does that mean i have max swank?
[20:45] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: gods have all swank, I have obtained cheeses
[20:45] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: YOU HAVE NO SWANK
[20:45] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: NO SWANK FOR LS
[20:45] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: I AM A GOD
[20:45] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: NONE
[20:45] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: NOOOOOBNE
[20:45] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: BEGONE YE
[20:45] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: SUDDENLY CAPSLOCK EVERYWHERE
[20:46] <Sti> CAPS MAKE ME IMPORTANT
[20:46] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: suddenly, caps in pants
[20:47] <Sti> sounds painful
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Invunarble » 17 Jan 2013, 23:59

Oh, but it doesn't end there!
Spoiler! :
[23:49] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Fucking god stupid shitty ass windows media player punkass thug tryna jump my CPU
[23:49] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: i think you need sleep
[23:49] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: go home wales, ur durkn
[23:49] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: or a heavy drink
[23:50] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: fuck sakes whales, Y U SO DRAUNK?
[23:50] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: CAUSE I WALE
[23:50] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: ALL THE DRUNKS BE N DA HOUSE
[23:50] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: wales starp being so draunk
[23:50] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: u r not smwasderp
[23:51] == Sti has changed nick to SMWasderp
[23:51] <SMWasderp> I am!
[23:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: YOOOOOOUUUU
[23:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: STOP
[23:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: RIGHT
[23:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: THERE
[23:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: INBUN vas maison! Tu es ivre
[23:51] <SMWasderp> Hammer time?
[23:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: NO
[23:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Tu es tres mal
[23:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: ...collaborate and lsiten
[23:52] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: NU NON FRANCAIS SIL VOUS PLAIT NON FRANCAIS
[23:52] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Je n'aime pas
[23:52] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: BONJOUR BONJOUR BONJOUR BONJOUR BONJOUR
[23:52] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: BOB L'EPONGE, IL HABITE DANS UNE ANANAS SOUS LA MER!!!!!!
[23:52] <SMWasderp> Suddenly, FRENCH!
[23:52] <SurvivalBot> [o] derigin: SCHNELL SCHNELL SCHNELL
[23:52] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: Tien toi! Tu es trés ivre, allez-vous maison maintenant!
[23:52] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: TU ARE A BAGUETTEEE
[23:52] == SMWasderp has changed nick to Sti
[23:52] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: BAGGUEEETTEEEE
[23:52] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: JE VOUDRAIS MANGER TON FACE
[23:53] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: JE LE BOB L'EPONGE
[23:53] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: NE MON VISAGE
[23:53] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: IL EST TRES DELICIEUX
[23:53] <Sti> ...
[23:53] <Sti> Are you talking about spongebob?
[23:53] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: TU YOUR VISAGE IS LE SHIT
[23:53] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: OMNOMNOM
[23:53] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: BOB LEPONGE
[23:53] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: Shit guys.
[23:53] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: What the fuck are you on about?
[23:53] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: MANGES-VOUS VISAGE DE INBUN
[23:53] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: TON FACE
[23:53] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: MANGES VOUS SMASH FACE SMWASDERP
[23:53] <Sti> Votre mère était un hamster!
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: VOOTR VOOTRE BOB LEPIONGE SMASH FACE RAAGH
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: je veux manger tout les visages
[23:54] <Sti> Le bordel dans ce chat?
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: C'est facile...
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: oui
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Oh god, please don't eat my vision
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: GOD FORBID YOU EAT MY VISION
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: OU EST LA RENARDE!
[23:55] <Sti> Je sens toutes les couleurs!
[23:55] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: g A C grade in winning
[23:55] <Sti> Ils ont une odeur immonde!
[23:55] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: QUITTEZ GOOGLE
[23:55] <Sti> XD
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: LE GOOGLE
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [o] SMWasder: MANGER LE CHIEN
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: IL EST DELICIEUX
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: OUI
[23:56] <Sti> I "think" i remember an insult in spanish
[23:56] <Sti> hold on
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: AVEC VISAGE DE INBUN
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Sti_Jo_Lew » 18 Jan 2013, 00:10

It doesn't even end after that. It's been going on for over an hour.
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by LS13 » 18 Jan 2013, 00:48

Mentor chat can be a wonderfully scary place at times
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Gannondorf1000 » 18 Jan 2013, 02:17

I leave for a bit........ AND THIS is what our fair community has fallen to? :lol: :lol:. I swear the peoples here haz da funnies and da crazy!
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Tulonsae » 18 Jan 2013, 03:46

Well, he did say that he'd probably regret ALL THE THINGS in the morning. I suspect so.... ;)
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Post by SMWasder » 18 Jan 2013, 10:46

Technically you're wrong. I got up at three in the afternoon.
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Sti_Jo_Lew » 18 Jan 2013, 13:13

Yesterday goes down as one of the most amusing days in my life ever. That was amazing.
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Post by aflycon » 18 Jan 2013, 18:04

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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Invunarble » 18 Jan 2013, 18:10

Pig riding 101 with aflycon
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by vallorn » 22 Jan 2013, 00:02

I try out forum admin powers in mentor chat.
[19:49] <Vallorn> Okay Invun im adding you to Team Enigma. (Please dont accidently bean advisor)
[19:49] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: o_0
[19:49] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: lolwut
[19:49] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Do I get special superop "quote thing" too? :D
[19:50] <Vallorn> Invun please try the forums and see if it hanst exploded
[19:50] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Woah, wtf
[19:50] <Vallorn> Uh
[19:50] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: I'm a server owner now?
[19:50] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: o_0
[19:51] <Vallorn> WHAT!?
[19:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: O_O
[19:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] XxGhOsTxReCoNxX: BAHAHAHA
[19:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: VALL
[19:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Oh god
[19:51] <Vallorn> FUCK FUCK FUCK
[19:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Well, this is a good thing I guess
[19:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Um
[19:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: dont touch anything inv!
[19:51] <Vallorn> NO! BE FIXED!
[19:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: But the power
[19:51] <Vallorn> STOP IT
[19:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Infinite
[19:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: POWER
[19:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: bad shiz could go down!
[19:51] <Vallorn> *Whimper*
[19:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: With my newfound power, I now demand that we replace every fence block with strippers
[19:51] <Lord_Mountbatten> Haha
[19:52] <Lord_Mountbatten> Oh man
[19:52] <SurvivalBot> [o] neonraven: haha I knew strippers would come into this sooner or later lol
[19:52] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: looks fixed vall
[19:52] <Vallorn> *Is buzzing and twitching*
[19:52] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: doesnt say he's a server owner anymore
[19:52] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Oh look, my reign of supreme power is fixed
[19:53] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Yay, we can all live free of tyranny and oppression now
[19:53] <Vallorn> Invun you absolute....
[19:53] <Vallorn> Dont do that to me!
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by MrWhales » 22 Jan 2013, 00:45

Invunarble wrote:[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: OU EST LA RENARDE!
Sti_Jo_Lew wrote:[20:42] <SurvivalBot> [o] MrWhales: WHERE IS FOX

I am on a mission to find fox.
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by LS13 » 22 Jan 2013, 01:55

[19:50] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: o_0
[19:51] <Vallorn> WHAT!?
[19:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: O_O
[19:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] XxGhOsTxReCoNxX: BAHAHAHA
[19:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: VALL
[19:51] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Oh god
[19:51] <Vallorn> FUCK FUCK FUCK
Basically sums up everyone's reactions in that entire thing.
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Sti_Jo_Lew » 22 Jan 2013, 21:17

I found this amusing.

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[18:16] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: HAX I LOVE YOU MARRY ME BABY
[18:16] <SurvivalBot> [g] haxxorzd00d: Perhaps later. First, sassy moments
Later, Lord reminisces about the time he babysat. The only time he ever babysat.

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[19:21] <Lord_Mountbatten> I wouldn't know, I lost mine in a swimming pool once
[19:21] <Lord_Mountbatten> ONCE
[19:21] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: did you even try saving them?
[19:21] <Lord_Mountbatten> All it takes
[19:21] <Sti> Only once?  And they didn't want to hire you again?
[19:21] <Lord_Mountbatten> Their butlers tried
[19:22] <SurvivalBot> [g] ItchyNL: The Viceroy is dead; long live the Baldrick. Also eggster. But mostly wokka.
[19:22] <Lord_Mountbatten> Then I realised babysitted don't have butlers
[19:22] <Lord_Mountbatten> I was outraged
[19:22] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: sly 4 is awesome <3
[19:22] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: and in the meantime, while the kids were drowning?
[19:22] <Sti> Never played a Sly game before.
[19:22] <Lord_Mountbatten> I realised that they were living in such horrible circumstances that letting them live would be cruel
[19:23] <Lord_Mountbatten> So I left
[19:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] reikoNeko: He was making observations on the lower classes' lack of buoyancy
[19:23] <Lord_Mountbatten> Got some ice cream and was satisfied with my good deed for the day
[19:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: drowning is pretty painful you know
[19:23] <Lord_Mountbatten> The parents were horribly ungrateful
[19:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] TessieWessie: hahahhahahha, lord.
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by TessieWessie » 23 Jan 2013, 01:13

Ahahaha. Noone will ever let Lord babysit.
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by asi1998 » 23 Jan 2013, 10:52

Scuse me gais, I need a babysitter Friday night from 7 P.M. To about 10. I heard something about a Lord d00d who does an awesome job?
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Post by Invunarble » 23 Jan 2013, 15:58

Psh, he was obviously testing the results of using children as a source of buoyancy for a aircraft carrier made of ice. I mean, ice alone doesn't float, right? Not even "Ice ice ice god ice god god ice ice god ice" like what LS13 has.
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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 23 Jan 2013, 16:26

Not just ice, ice and sawdust. It's called Pykrete and it's pretty resilient. Look it up, you'd be surprised.
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Post by Invunarble » 23 Jan 2013, 16:36

Yeah, resilient in waters that are below -15 degrees Celsius, otherwise it beings to melt. No wonder Churchill turned down your idea to build a whole ship out of the stuff, I mean, I doubt it'd even resist artillery shells.
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Post by Wildwill002 » 23 Jan 2013, 16:54

That's the beauty of it. Because it starts melting, the sailors start moaning and the moaning power deflects shells and torpedos back to their source
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Post by Invunarble » 23 Jan 2013, 17:14

You could just use those moaning powers on a traditional ship made of steel instead of wasting all these resources and money on pykrete, though!
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Post by LS13 » 24 Jan 2013, 00:08

Invunarble wrote:Not even "Ice ice ice god ice god god ice ice god ice" like what LS13 has.
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Post by Invunarble » 27 Jan 2013, 00:00

It seems today we were all MKindy...
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[23:46] <HCBot> (MKindy) clear -a
[23:46] <HCBot> (MKindy) derp
[23:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: wat
[23:47] <HCBot> (MKindy) :3
[23:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] Losarot: creeper be lookking in my window
[23:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: ?
[23:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: kindy?
[23:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: are you a wizard
[23:47] <HCBot> (MKindy) o/
[23:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: :o
[23:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Why u no /nick MKindy?
[23:48] <HCBot> (MKindy) Because I'm talking to you from seecret place
[23:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: o_0
[23:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: kindy, i still have the cookie you gave to me when you trolled me that one day
[23:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] Demonnaruto21: lol
[23:48] <HCBot> (MKindy) <3
[23:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) I'm MKindy too
[23:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] Demonnaruto21: XD
[23:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) sup
[23:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] Losarot: you know i kidna wonder, does kindy have a habit of trolling ppl invisibly
[23:48] <HCBot> (MKindy) I am the best troll
[23:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] Demonnaruto21: (MKindy) i am mkindy too d00ds
[23:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) No of course not, I am a responsible person
[23:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] givemeabreak432: Yes, he does
[23:49] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) I apparently seem to have a split personality
[23:49] <SurvivalBot> [g] givemeabreak432: Kindy, you remember trolling my friend?
[23:49] <SurvivalBot> [g] TessieWessie: (MKindy) so am i!
[23:49] <HCBot> (MKindy) giveme: that was the best troll ever
[23:49] <SurvivalBot> [g] Demonnaruto21: (MKindy) Will the real Mkindy please stand up!
[23:49] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) I'm tired though, I don't want to stand up
[23:49] <SurvivalBot> [g] TessieWessie: (MKindy) please stand up, please stand up~
[23:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] givemeabreak432: I'll help if I can
[23:50] <HCBot> (MKindy) this is going to become a meme .-.
[23:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] Demonnaruto21: Lol
[23:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] derigin: OK, by all means giveme
[23:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] derigin: if you have an idea put it to use
[23:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) derigin can i have resort house
[23:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] derigin: ;O
[23:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] derigin: Yes, absolutely
[23:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) This is totally MKindy
[23:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] Losarot: hahah if you keep walking into spiders tehy get mad
[23:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] TessieWessie: (MKindy) nuh uh, it's me
[23:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] derigin: :P
[23:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) You wish you were as MKindy as me
[23:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] Dulce86: invun? you still busy
[23:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Yes sorta
[23:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] derigin: yes
[23:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] TessieWessie: (MKindy) oh but i am
[23:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) IMPOSSIBRU
[23:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] TessieWessie: (MKindy) orly?
[23:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] Dulce86: ..... wow
[23:52] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) ya
[23:52] <SurvivalBot> [g] TessieWessie: (MKindy) touche
[23:52] <HCBot> (MKindy) ugh, so many permission nodes
[23:52] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) ugh, so many imitators
[23:52] <HCBot> (MKindy) that, too
[23:52] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) you guys all wish you were MKindy like I am
[23:52] <SurvivalBot> [g] TessieWessie: (MKindy) it's annoying
[23:52] <HCBot> (MKindy) ./rocket invun
[23:53] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) like that Invunarble guy, tryna be me
[23:53] <SurvivalBot> [g] TessieWessie: (MKindy) he so cray cray
[23:53] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) yeyeyeyeye bro respect thug life i feel yo dwag
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] Demonnaruto21: BYWOE
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] Demonnaruto21: :D
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] TessieWessie: (MKindy) ouch, my grammar just broke 'cause of that
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] Demonnaruto21: ussr
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] Byroe: hello eerrbudy
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) I seem to be suffering from a broken grammar
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] TessieWessie: (MKindy) doctor, what do i do?
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] Demonnaruto21: get life alert
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] Losarot: hey kindy you got a promotion too right?
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] Demonnaruto21: :I
[23:55] <HCBot> (MKindy) ages ago
[23:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] Byroe: hi kindy
[23:55] <HCBot> (MKindy) hi by o/
[23:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) Yeah, my promotion was quite a while ago
[23:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] Losarot: oh ok I thought you were upgraded in that new shift
[23:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] Byroe: what is this "HCBOT"
[23:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] Losarot: but i wanted to ask, whats Lord gonna be doing now :(
[23:55] <HCBot> (MKindy) nothing
[23:55] == DaemonLee [~IDENT_NIC@gnome.wokka.org] has joined #mine
[23:55] <HCBot> (MKindy) no clue :3
[23:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] TessieWessie: (MKindy) it was great
[23:55] <HCBot> (MKindy) be awesome, I suppose
[23:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] Byroe: how are you talking through other people?
[23:55] <DaemonLee> Moo...
[23:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) Yeah, I really enjoyed it
[23:55] <HCBot> (MKindy) ha I need to see what that looks like
[23:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] TessieWessie: (MKindy) MAGIC
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) I have superop powers
[23:56] <HCBot> (MKindy) you bein trolled bro
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Byroe: (MKindy) I am a communist
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Byroe: :O
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Byroe: kindy
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Byroe: your a commie?!
[23:56] <HCBot> (MKindy) I am a bit of a socialist
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] TessieWessie: (MKindy) AM NOT!
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Losarot: hey byroe how is things
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) I am a capitalist
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Byroe: things is good
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) I own a large company
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Byroe: thanks for askin
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] TessieWessie: (MKindy) i am hitler
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Losarot: have you as of yet even thought of what to build
[23:56] <HCBot> (MKindy) hey now
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: (MKindy) Woah man, too far
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Byroe: has anyone here played tekkit to a very large extent?
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: i have tekkit esperience
[23:57] <HCBot> (MKindy) no naziisms please
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] TessieWessie: (MKindy) 's poodle >.>
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] Byroe: i hear that some people form "power companies"
[23:57] <HCBot> (MKindy) Kindytown had a power company
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] Byroe: is that really true?
[23:57] <DaemonLee> I played a fair amount of tekkit.
[23:57] <HCBot> (MKindy) it lit the whole town at night
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: i mean, im sure some people do
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] Byroe: but this one guy told me that in his servet
[23:57] <HCBot> (MKindy) each house had a connection to the mains
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] Byroe: people payed for power
[23:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] Byroe: and i thought "thats pretty awesome
[23:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] jdog111: some 1 come play 2 player escape with me
[23:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: the item copiers ruin tekkit
[23:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] Byroe: i cant wait for tekkit to update
[23:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] TessieWessie: (MKindy) have your name back, here *gives name to MKindy*
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 31 Jan 2013, 09:46

Don't judge Lord's views, he's from a different time and is set in his ways.
[14:20] <Lord_Mountbatten> Oh my word I've just figured out why Mexico is impoverished
[14:20] <Haxx> Not enough rich white guys?
[14:20] <Lord_Mountbatten> That's part of it, but not it
[14:21] <Lord_Mountbatten> Educational deficiency due to how hilarious Mexican accents sound because as we all know they all speak English
[14:21] <Lord_Mountbatten> It is difficult to concentrate when a teacher sounds hilarious after all
[14:21] <Haxx> This is true
[14:22] <Lord_Mountbatten> Imagine if Speedy Gonzalez taught you things
[14:22] <Lord_Mountbatten> This is the crisis facing the Mexican youth today
[14:22] <Haxx> At least they'll make good carpet salesmen
[14:23] <Lord_Mountbatten> I only buy from the seediest of carpet salesmen
[14:23] <Lord_Mountbatten> You can't trust anyone else
[14:24] <Haxx> It's good to see someone who appreciates the value of underlay in these troubled times
[14:25] <Lord_Mountbatten> We have experts calculating the exact amount of supernovae you have set off with that pun
[14:25] <Haxx> I aim to please
[14:26] <Lord_Mountbatten> They're even considering sending Jesus down
[14:26] <Lord_Mountbatten> You remember what happened last they had to do that
[14:27] * MKindy has joined #mods
[14:28] <MKindy> good morning o/
[14:30] <Lord_Mountbatten> He lives
[14:30] <Lord_Mountbatten> Told you they'd send Jesus, Haxx
[14:30] <Lord_Mountbatten> You're screwed now
[14:30] <Haxx> Well shit
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by MrWhales » 31 Jan 2013, 16:21

TessieWessie wrote:Ahahaha. Noone will ever let Lord babysit.
He can babbysit things I don't care for. Invun, get in lord's swimming pool.
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Invunarble » 31 Jan 2013, 17:19

No you! You're the whale! You go in the swimming pool!
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