A Sneaky Conspiracy

[Beltom1066]

During my time as a professional forum lurker, I have uncovered various similarities between two people of note, which may be more than simple coincidence. These revelations shocked me to the core, and had me questioning my very place in this world.

A-Sneaky-Conspiracy.png

As you can see from my flawless logic and research, it is indubitably the case that our beloved founder moonlights as a newsposter on the Escapist. Clearly this discovery is related to the ancient and lost-forgotten Order of the Esoteric, who secretly control our every move, like sadistic SimCity players. The Order is getting sloppy if they allow such links to be drawn that alert the common layman to their presence. It is the opportune time to strike while they are weakest, and distracted, bringing about the end of this eight-hundred year conspiracy.

Discuss.

[Lord_Mountbatten]

SPIDERMANLUCK.png

[Someguy42]

During my time as a professional forum lurker, I have uncovered various similarities between two people of note, which may be more than simple coincidence. These revelations shocked me to the core, and had me questioning my very place in this world.

A-Sneaky-Conspiracy.png

As you can see from my flawless logic and research, it is indubitably the case that our beloved founder moonlights as a newsposter on the Escapist. Clearly this discovery is related to the ancient and lost-forgotten Order of the Esoteric, who secretly control our every move, like sadistic SimCity players. The Order is getting sloppy if they allow such links to be drawn that alert the common layman to their presence. It is the opportune time to strike while they are weakest, and distracted, bringing about the end of this eight-hundred year conspiracy.

Discuss.

Clearly this discovery is related to the ancient and lost-forgotten Order of the Esoteric, who secretly control our every move, like sadistic SimCity players. The Order is getting sloppy if they allow such links to be drawn that alert the common layman to their presence. It is the opportune time to strike while they are weakest, and distracted, bringing about the end of this eight-hundred year conspiracy.

Discuss.

It is the opportune time to strike while they are weakest, and distracted, bringing about the end of this eight-hundred year conspiracy.

Discuss.

eight-hundred year conspiracy.

Sneaky's a vampire!

[Invunarble]

So, uhhh
Does this mean Sneaky is an illuminati perhaps?

[Cpt_Harlock]

Oh my god... You may be right! It all makes sense now. We must spread the wor-

*footsteps are heard entering the room behind Cpt_Harlock*
"Oh hey Sneaky"

Sorry guys, one sec. Gonna talk to sneak-!! "AAAAUUGHNNNNNNNGG!!"

128917412216567366.jpg

[Beltom1066]

Good god... they're moving faster than we anticipated. We lost a good man today, but his death shall not be in vain. We shall confront this tyrannous vampire, his Esotericists, and his Illuminati front men.

meh.ro1975.jpg

[Wildwill002]

I for one welcome our new abnormal animal overlords!

[Iron_Fang]

*draws frost axe and storm shield*
come at me sneakybro!

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

You can "draw" a storm shield? lolwut? Where is the scabbard?

[Invunarble]

*draws rubber chicken*

Come at me, sneakybro!

[The Bum]

I for one support our current puppet masters in the shadows.

[LS13]

I like puppets :D

[Beltom1066]

I for one support our current puppet masters in the shadows.

I like puppets

I for one welcome our new abnormal animal overlords!

Clearly none of you are in your right minds, and are being brainwashed by their foul brainwashers. Here, take these tinfoil hats, you'll thank me for it later.

[Someguy42]

Good god... they're moving faster than we anticipated. We lost a good man today, but his death shall not be in vain. We shall confront this tyrannous vampire, his Esotericists, and his Illuminati front men.

meh.ro1975.jpg

Sad Armstrong is sad! Quick spread the word before they take the whole internet down saying a drunk technician somehow accidentally brought the whole internet down and it will "somehow" never come back!

[random980]

Sneaky is weak! BEGIN THE AUSSIE INVASION!!!1!
to be honest im hardly surprised, i always thought there was something... sneaky, about him...

[LS13]

[J4Numbers]

I suggest we take no chances.
Sneaky must have planned all of this with his other elusive pastry friends.

[LS13]

ElusivePastry and StealthyCake?

[J4Numbers]

of course
Who else would he trust, if not his elusive pastry comrades?

[SneakyPie]

[StealthyCake]

ElusivePastry and StealthyCake?

You Saw Nothing.

[SirrusSamiyaza]

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I was right! There is an evil coalition between SneakyPie, ElusivePastry, NinjaMuffin, and StealthyCake!

[tanisjihanis]

Oh god, what fools we were for not seeing this earlier! The invasion of sneaky's imperfect clones has already begun :O

[Jake55778]

Oh god, what fools we were for not seeing this earlier! The invasion of sneaky's imperfect clones has already begun :O

What makes you so sure that Sneaky is the original?

[tanisjihanis]

Well he did appear on the forums first...

[vallorn]

They have arrived.