Friendly Quotes by the Lord Mountbatten

[Invunarble]

Hello.

This thread is here with the intention to share any famous quotes or saying that you have heard your favorite everyday the Lord Mountbatten share with you or someone else. Please do not post quotes from other peoples that are not the Lord Mountbatten, or the Lord Mountbatten himself may decide to smite you.

Here are some quotes that I have heard from the Lord Mountbatten:

[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] Lord_Mountbatten: *Explosions at Lord logs in*
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] Lord_Mountbatten: The bloodlust
[19:45] <SurvivalBot> [g] Lord_Mountbatten: Everyone knows dragons aren't real
[19:46] <SurvivalBot> [g] Lord_Mountbatten: *he says from his corporate base in hell*
[19:46] <SurvivalBot> [g] Lord_Mountbatten: Argleblargle
[19:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] Lord_Mountbatten: No, dragons are losers
[19:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] Lord_Mountbatten: They're always getting killed
[19:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] Lord_Mountbatten: They aren't real because they're always getting killed
[19:52] <SurvivalBot> [g] Lord_Mountbatten: Prove vallorn
[19:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] Lord_Mountbatten: Oh very well, go on, if you insist

I think I am also going to add a poll that asks you peoples of Escapecraft if we should have a the Lord Mountbatten action figure.

EDIT: The worst quote of the day from Lord Mountbatten:
[18:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] Lord_Mountbatten: Hiya

Anyways, post some quotes here pl0x

[Cpt_Harlock]

[19:52] <SurvivalBot> [g] Lord_Mountbatten: Prove vallorn

I read this as Provolone

Wasn't aware Lord loved cheese so much

[random980]

In the words of Mountbatten himself, all i have to say about this thread is, "This makes me jovial."

[LS13]

This may be the best thread ever created. I applaud you invun

[The Bum]

In the words of Mountbatten himself, all i have to say about this thread is, "This makes me jovial."

Those aren't Mountbatten's words.

[random980]

In the words of Mountbatten himself, all i have to say about this thread is, "This makes me jovial."

Those aren't Mountbatten's words.

Ive seen him say "This makes me jovial." before. What proof do you have that he hasnt?

[The Bum]

In the words of Mountbatten himself, all i have to say about this thread is, "This makes me jovial."

Those aren't Mountbatten's words.

Ive seen him say "This makes me jovial." before. What proof do you have that he hasnt?

He was quoting someone, I know, because I've seen where he got the quote.

[SMWasder]

Ah, there's one slight problem; nobody knows what Mountbatten looks like. I say we design our own an guess what he looks like.

[The Bum]

Ah, there's one slight problem; nobody knows what Mountbatten looks like. I say we design our own an guess what he looks like.

Here's an actual photo, taken during the Op (now advisor) promotion ceremony.

[Cpt_Harlock]

Oh don't worry, I got a picture of him. Let me rummage around and find it then I'll post it here in an edit.

Oh he's going to hate me for this...

frnr7.jpg

I don't think he's quite fond of it.

[Cpt_Harlock]

[19:52] <SurvivalBot> [g] Lord_Mountbatten: Bum has a stupid face and smells like provolone cheese

See look, it's from IRC so it's legit.

[Lord_Mountbatten]

Dealwithit.gif

[The Bum]

He's just sad 'cause I posted his real picture.

[Invunarble]

Here's day 2's set of quotes from the Lord Mountbatten:

[23:42] <Lord_Mountbatten> You seem to be judging promotions based on how long you've played on the server
[23:43] <Lord_Mountbatten> It's nothing to do with playing a long time
[23:43] <Lord_Mountbatten> Unsuitable
[23:43] <Lord_Mountbatten> There's a difference
[23:42] <Lord_Mountbatten> Er, what
[23:43] <Lord_Mountbatten> Some people could play for years and never get itr
[23:44] <Lord_Mountbatten> I'd also like it if people stopped getting so worked up about perceived slights against whatever they think they have an affiliation to
[23:45] <Lord_Mountbatten> Wasn't aimed at you, mostly at rhyo
[23:44] <SurvivalBot> [g] rhyo1: *Brofist*

Whoops, that last one was an accident, PLEASE DON'T SMITE ME!

[Lord_Mountbatten]

Most of these need context, which doesn't generally make them good quotes.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Yeah... I was thinking the same thing. Kinda hard to laugh at just one side of a conversation...

[Invunarble]

Most of these need context, which doesn't generally make them good quotes.

That would lead them from being quotes to a fullscale conversation, which therefore belongs in the Amusing Chat thread, and trust me, chaos always ensures when I post something there...

[Lord_Mountbatten]

What I'm saying is that a good quote doesn't require context.

[Cpt_Harlock]

[19:52] <SurvivalBot> [g] Lord_Mountbatten: It is better to wright for self and have no public than to wright for public and have no self

(see that would be sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet)

[Darktaint]

This thread is very whimsical.

[MrWhales]

Most of these need context, which doesn't generally make them good quotes.

That would lead them from being quotes to a fullscale conversation, which therefore belongs in the Amusing Chat thread, and trust me, chaos always ensures when I post something there...

If they were amusing they wouldn't cause problems.... generally what Lord says is funny if you just let it speak for itself.

[vallorn]

[23:42] <Dupe> Up is pretty good, but I wouldn't call it Pixar's best
[23:42] <SurvivalBot> [m] Lord_Mountbatten: FUCK YOUUUUUUUU
[23:42] <Dupe> Toy Story 1 was their masterpiece
[23:42] <Dupe> Shh, I said it's good

[Ninjawoman]

[23:42] <Dupe> Up is pretty good, but I wouldn't call it Pixar's best
[23:42] <SurvivalBot> [m] Lord_Mountbatten: FUCK YOUUUUUUUU
[23:42] <Dupe> Toy Story 1 was their masterpiece
[23:42] <Dupe> Shh, I said it's good

Pahaha. Oh Dup, what have you said?!

It is a reallyyyy cute and sad and happy film

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/up-gifs


p.s. You guys aint got no quotes that are jovial on here, You need to talk to Lord more if you think they are the worst he can do

And I agree, we need context on the quotes, even if you don't put the conversation in, atleast explain the background story, they might actually be amusing then-burn.

[SneakyPie]

For the record, Wall-E is the best Pixar film.

[tanisjihanis]

>.>
<.<

I liked UP more personally. Pixar films do provide nice inspiration however...

[vallorn]

Monsters Inc is unbeatable. It is the best Pixar film.

[tanisjihanis]

Monsters Inc is unbeatable. It is the best Pixar film.

Give me a theme that I can work that in. Wall-E is this round's.

[Ninjawoman]

Gotta love Finding Nemo "Dude.....Totalllyyy"
"Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming WHAT DO WE DO WE SWIM"


N'awww. Showwww Cuttttteeeee

[Cpt_Harlock]

I'll just quote Lord's favorite song! "N-" oh wait....

[Invunarble]

Quick question, who is this nonsenser that voted "no" to the proposition of the Mountbattenatron-3000?