Vallorns personal haemotoxic caffine based drink.
Vallorns personal haemotoxic caffine based drink.
Ingredients:
Honey
Tea leaves.
boiling water.
fresh ground coffee beans
cinamon
salt.
How to:
Us the coffee beans to make a large pot of coffee
steep the tea leaves in the coffee for 5 mins then remove
stir in honey and cinamon.
pour into a cup and drink
have a heart attack as your puny mortal heart explodes form the caffine
??????
What you expect something else?
Honey
Tea leaves.
boiling water.
fresh ground coffee beans
cinamon
salt.
How to:
Us the coffee beans to make a large pot of coffee
steep the tea leaves in the coffee for 5 mins then remove
stir in honey and cinamon.
pour into a cup and drink
have a heart attack as your puny mortal heart explodes form the caffine
??????
What you expect something else?
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Re: Vallorns personal haemotoxic caffine based drink.
Trying this tomorrow...
Orange and white, but not quite right.
Re: Vallorns personal haemotoxic caffine based drink.
Our prayers go with you.
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Re: Vallorns personal haemotoxic caffine based drink.
I can extrapolate on this with tea bags and instant coffee...
What's the worst that could happen?
What's the worst that could happen?
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Re: Vallorns personal haemotoxic caffine based drink.
Well, better then this:
vallorn wrote:Heres the recipie for my drink.
Boiling Water
Teabag (Strang black prefered)
1 tsp instant coffee
2 tsp sugar
milk to taste
1/2 tsp cinnamon
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Re: Vallorns personal haemotoxic caffine based drink.
Where on earth does the salt come in?
Also, this sounds disgusting. Sorry Vallorn.
Also, this sounds disgusting. Sorry Vallorn.
Re: Vallorns personal haemotoxic caffine based drink.
The salt acts as a sweetener. A VERY tiny amount of salt in a drink or meal actually sweetens it. this is the logic behind putting salt in your porridge.
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Re: Vallorns personal haemotoxic caffine based drink.
Rather interesting. I never knew that. Is there an advantage to saline tea over saccharine?vallorn wrote:The salt acts as a sweetener. A VERY tiny amount of salt in a drink or meal actually sweetens it. this is the logic behind putting salt in your porridge.
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Re: Vallorns personal haemotoxic caffine based drink.
That doesn't exactly sound safe...vallorn wrote:putting salt in your porridge.
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Re: Vallorns personal haemotoxic caffine based drink.
While I prefer sugar or golden syrup in my porridge, I can attest to the safety of salted porridge
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Re: Vallorns personal haemotoxic caffine based drink.
Porridge in general sounds unsanitary even without salt.
Would seem like an ideal tossable tossing thingy-thing.
Would seem like an ideal tossable tossing thingy-thing.
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Re: Vallorns personal haemotoxic caffine based drink.
The amount of salt in porridge is generally a small pinch stirred into a bowl. The amount varies with taste though so if you try it start with a very small amount then build up a tiny amount at a time till you find the level good for you.
The benefit of slightly saline tea over sugared tea is the health benefit of not taking in sugar and a possible gain in iodine if you use that salt.
The benefit of slightly saline tea over sugared tea is the health benefit of not taking in sugar and a possible gain in iodine if you use that salt.
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Re: Vallorns personal haemotoxic caffine based drink.
Well it looks like Miner's heart exploded since he never repliedminnerthecat wrote:Trying this tomorrow...
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Re: Vallorns personal haemotoxic caffine based drink.
*cue the resurrection of old tea-based jokes such as vomiting on The_Bum because vallorn's drink is so gross!*
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Re: Vallorns personal haemotoxic caffine based drink.
It's not actually that bad... I tried this when it was first posted and I do still come back to it every couple weeks
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