King of the Hill
- SirrusSamiyaza
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King of the Hill
Alright, I'm bad with descriptions, so I'll do this quickly.
There's a hill, a very very sexy hill. Everyone wants it. You will do anything to get the hill, even kill people with outlandish tactics.
Examples:
Person one steps on the empty hill.
Person two tosses something at them, sending them into the Atlantic oceans. Person two now owns the something.
I'll begin.
I step on the sexy hill.
My hill.
*edited by Welwyn. Do not use other players names without permission.
There shall not be anymore rule changes from this point on. Only the rules stated above count towards this game, and no rules may be added above. This is final. -LS13
There's a hill, a very very sexy hill. Everyone wants it. You will do anything to get the hill, even kill people with outlandish tactics.
Examples:
Person one steps on the empty hill.
Person two tosses something at them, sending them into the Atlantic oceans. Person two now owns the something.
I'll begin.
I step on the sexy hill.
My hill.
*edited by Welwyn. Do not use other players names without permission.
There shall not be anymore rule changes from this point on. Only the rules stated above count towards this game, and no rules may be added above. This is final. -LS13
Last edited by LS13 on 24 Nov 2012, 20:30, edited 2 times in total.
Reason: Changing the rules back to what they originally were.
Reason: Changing the rules back to what they originally were.
- Invunarble
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Re: King of the Hill
I put a macerator ontop of sirrus, causing him to lose the hill. I also use carpenter glue to glue the macerator to the hill. My hill.
"The roses are red, but Invunarble is blue. Hit him with a puma." - Vallorn
"Baked fucking potato" - Lord Mountbatten, 2014
- Invunarble
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Re: King of the Hill
Also,
SirrusSamiyaza wrote:Alright, I'm bad with descriptions, so I'll do this quickly.
There's a hill, a very very sexy hill. Everyone wants it. You will do anything to get the hill, even kill people with outlandish tactics.
Examples:
Person one steps on the empty hill.
Person two tosses something at them, sending them into the Atlantic oceans. Person two now owns the something.
I'll begin.
I step on the sexy hill.
My hill.
Person two tosses something at them, sending them into the Atlantic oceans. Person two now owns the something.
Person two now owns the something.
EDIT: As per request by something...owns the something.
Last edited by Invunarble on 30 Jun 2012, 22:28, edited 1 time in total.
"The roses are red, but Invunarble is blue. Hit him with a puma." - Vallorn
"Baked fucking potato" - Lord Mountbatten, 2014
Re: King of the Hill
I use the fracture terraforming gun to shrink that hill, and re-form a new hill that's twice the size of the old hill beneath myself. Also rigging it with TNT for anyone who tries to dig it out...
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Re: King of the Hill
I surround the hill with nuclear bombs, blow them up, then use a quarry from tekkit to dig out a nearby chunk and put all the materials back into that hole to make a new hill. My hill.
"The roses are red, but Invunarble is blue. Hit him with a puma." - Vallorn
"Baked fucking potato" - Lord Mountbatten, 2014
- SirrusSamiyaza
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Re: King of the Hill
I toss cheese and kittens at Invun. Invun happens to be allergic to cheesekittens, and explodes. I step on the hill.
My hill.
My hill.
Re: King of the Hill
A Recon fly-by had reported civilian activity in the north. I was just about to get out of my hazmat suit after cleanup detail from those nukes that exploded.
So as it was cold, I just grabbed my MP5 didn't bother to change.
After a few hours walk the sun started to dip behind the peak of the mountain I was climbing, the weeping willows that dotted the mountainside cast long drawn out shadows towards me. When I noticed a man curled up beneath one, I ran over to check his pulse but there was no point in making haste. He was already cold, the man looked sick like he'd wandered through the waste site unprotected.
I got on the wave to base camp and called for backup and a stretcher. This is a restricted area and he should be here. Seeing smoke at the summit I proceeded to investigate. Near the summit there was a ledge and what appeared to be a man sitting. I ventured closer and heard him speaking to someone, Looking through the scope of my MP5 I saw Sirrus tossing cheezecats at Inuvun. I began opening fire on both of them..
MY HILL
So as it was cold, I just grabbed my MP5 didn't bother to change.
After a few hours walk the sun started to dip behind the peak of the mountain I was climbing, the weeping willows that dotted the mountainside cast long drawn out shadows towards me. When I noticed a man curled up beneath one, I ran over to check his pulse but there was no point in making haste. He was already cold, the man looked sick like he'd wandered through the waste site unprotected.
I got on the wave to base camp and called for backup and a stretcher. This is a restricted area and he should be here. Seeing smoke at the summit I proceeded to investigate. Near the summit there was a ledge and what appeared to be a man sitting. I ventured closer and heard him speaking to someone, Looking through the scope of my MP5 I saw Sirrus tossing cheezecats at Inuvun. I began opening fire on both of them..
MY HILL
Re: King of the Hill
I support this because it was very well written and I do like.trovo22 wrote: -snip-
Re: King of the Hill
*Quick remove the Quote!"
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Re: King of the Hill
You're ruining the moment.trovo22 wrote:I did edit it. But it was copied
- Invunarble
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Re: King of the Hill
I place a nuclear reactor on the hill, and make it purposely explode. This series of events is known as Chernobyl. This series of events also allowed Invun to take the hill.
My hill!
My hill!
"The roses are red, but Invunarble is blue. Hit him with a puma." - Vallorn
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Re: King of the Hill
I wade in a suit through nuclear sludge in a bio suit and kick Invunarble off the hill into said sludge. My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
I plant a tree underneath Tanis, so that a tree grows over the hill he is on. Then, I use the timber mod and cut it down, causing Tanis to hit the ground too hard.
MY HILL!
MY HILL!
"The roses are red, but Invunarble is blue. Hit him with a puma." - Vallorn
"Baked fucking potato" - Lord Mountbatten, 2014
Re: King of the Hill
I warp Invunarble into the moon for a thousand years and calmly walk up to the top and claim i.
my hill.
my hill.
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
OI YOU!
YES YOU!
WE HAVE A STEAM COMMUNITY GROUP!
JOIN US AND ADD PEOPLE FOR FUN TIMES!
CUT: Baldrick
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Re: King of the Hill
I invent a potion where I turn into a brick of lead that weighs 1 million punds so no one can lift me off the hill. I drink the potion and go to the top of the hill.
My hill.
My hill.
Re: King of the Hill
I build a small fire and use it to melt the Lead (Seriously. bad choice of metal).
My Hill.
My Hill.
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
OI YOU!
YES YOU!
WE HAVE A STEAM COMMUNITY GROUP!
JOIN US AND ADD PEOPLE FOR FUN TIMES!
CUT: Baldrick
Re: King of the Hill
I lead a speartip wolves of fenris to the hill, on contact with the drop pods the heretic Vallorn is thrown into outer space! BUT the planet is right next to the eye of terror so val gets sucked into the warp. My hill
- Invunarble
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Re: King of the Hill
I throw a bone very far away. This distracts Iron_Fang, and he runs off the hill with whatever the hell he brought with him.
MY HILL!
MY HILL!
"The roses are red, but Invunarble is blue. Hit him with a puma." - Vallorn
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Re: King of the Hill
I drink and get get into a fight.
MaHill
MaHill
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- Fuzz422365117
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Re: King of the Hill
I join in the fight but then pull out a gun.
My hill.
My hill.
- Invunarble
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Re: King of the Hill
I use an Electro-Magnetic Pulse to disable your gun, and you fall off the hill.
My hill!
My hill!
"The roses are red, but Invunarble is blue. Hit him with a puma." - Vallorn
"Baked fucking potato" - Lord Mountbatten, 2014
Re: King of the Hill
I shoot Invun in the head then lock him in Pandora's Box and lob it into a black hole
My Hill!
My Hill!
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Re: King of the Hill
I use "The Coalition" against Iron_Fang! It's super effective! He also loses control of the hill.
MY HILL!
MY HILL!
"The roses are red, but Invunarble is blue. Hit him with a puma." - Vallorn
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Re: King of the Hill
I remind the universe that although the coalition may have removed iron, invun is still in a blackhole.
I step onto the hill.
Mah hill.
I step onto the hill.
Mah hill.
Re: King of the Hill
I go back in time and make God make sure the Coalition does never exist.
Thus tis MAH HILL!
Thus tis MAH HILL!
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Re: King of the Hill
I kidnap Albert Einstein and make him use the time machine to take Tanis back in time for me to remove any trace of Iron attempting to remove any trace of the Coalition.
I then use an ender pearl to teleport out of the black hole.
My hill.
I then use an ender pearl to teleport out of the black hole.
My hill.
"The roses are red, but Invunarble is blue. Hit him with a puma." - Vallorn
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Re: King of the Hill
Well, technically its all 3 of ours. In different time zones ..?
- Invunarble
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Re: King of the Hill
I'm canadian, so we can pretend you are an aussie, and Iron is an english british chap guy. So OUR hill!
"The roses are red, but Invunarble is blue. Hit him with a puma." - Vallorn
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Re: King of the Hill
I choose Pikachu.
My hill.
My hill.
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