King of the Hill

[BigC_1]

My computer was unplugged at the time, so I punch you off the cliff while you are distracted by your false excitment for winning.

My Hill.

[LS13]

But now it is no one's hill because even if your computer is fine, you can't get on the server because wokka's servers are also messed up. But the thread must go on! I give everyone new internets and make public /slap invunarble signs all over escapia, especially in heavily trafficked areas like hub. I then bring everyone to hub to see the sign. They all go crazy and slap you until you get kicked for flying. And as for big, you die because of my cuboid.

My hill.

[Invunarble]

Chip the Rippa gets on an alt account and swears at LS13's cuboid, making the cuboid be in despair, and it goes running away, crying to it's mommy.

My hill

[LS13]

Leave the poor thing alone! Now I have to take it to therapy again. After extensive therapy the cuboid is impervious to being cussed at by Chip. I watch you die again.

My hill.

[Invunarble]

While you took the cuboid to therapy, Chip the Rippa put wings underneath the hill. The hill now literally flies away! The cuboid's purpose is obsolete.

My (flying) hill.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I shoot down your hill with a few SAMs, killing you in the process. My hill.

[LS13]

The cuboid moves back to the hill, killing sti.

My hill.

[motormaniac]

I destroy your cuboid with potatoes. Then I destroy it so much that it can't come back. Then I take away LS's cuboid creating abilities by giving his computer an unfixable virus. Then after that i destroy all stores/factories that make/sell computers so that he can't buy another. And finally, I push invun into a pile of stickybomb potatoes, blowing him up forever. After THAT, I push sti off into some more stickybomb potatoes to meet the same fate as invun. Then i make a wall around the hill that is impervious to any type of damage or WE deleting. Then finally i make a teleport field so that no mods can come in.
MY FREAKING HILL

[Invunarble]

I call potatoes stupid. Everyone reading this gasps in horror, as they all simultaneously run off of the hill to get an attorney to sue me.

My hill.

[asi1998]

And then I sue Invun for everything he owns, including the hill

My hill

[Invunarble]

And then I sue Invun for everything he owns, including the hill

My hill

My lawyer is Chuck Norris! He defends the case, and the cost of the court session was so astronomical you lose all your possessions, including the hill.

My hill.

[motormaniac]

Invun i blew you up, and there's still a wall around the hill that doesn't let anybody or anything in.

Still my hill.

[Invunarble]

Invun i blew you up, and there's still a wall around the hill that doesn't let anybody or anything in.

Still my hill.

Necromancy.

My hill.

[LS13]

I have more than one computer and access to hundreds that i could use if my personal ones are damaged. Also, explain what is so unfixable about it, abd i will probably be able to tell you how i could fix it without coming up with some bs explanation such as using potatoes for everything. I ban motor and roll back everything he has ever done on the server, removing the wall. I then slay inv again. I redo my cuboid yet again.

My hill.

[motormaniac]

For your information, potato is a perfectly logical explanation for everything. UFOs, ghosts, even telephone booths. I blow up the sound proof box wokka is in and bribe him to unban me and take away Ls's ability to make kill cuboids. I throw a potato at LS, knocking him off the hill and proving to him that they are indeed useful tools.

My hill.

[LS13]

Seru gives me perms back. I find you in real life, smother you in potatoes, and go back to the hill.

My hill.

[motormaniac]

nomnomnom, potatoes are gone. I come back and launch a sofa at you with a catapult, knocking you off.

My hill.

[Invunarble]

Blah blah blah blah, something to do with testificates, blah blah blah blah.

My hill.

[LS13]

By smother I mean I killed you. Must I come up with a more creative method? And I freeze inv solid and slide him off the hill.

My hill.

[Invunarble]

The hill is still covered with testificates! Plus too, I slid into lava while under the effects of a fire resistance potion.

Mine + Testificate hill.

[Wildwill002]

I clone the hill an infinite amount of times and give everyone as many as they want.

Err'body's hill

[LS13]

Thank you wild for finally ending this.

[Wildwill002]

Thank you wild for finally ending this.

[Invunarble]

I become imperialistic and conquer everyone's hill.

My hill(s)

[motormaniac]

This thread cannot simply end. Through a series of events that i'm too lazy to type this late at night, i become mod with WE abilities. I undo wild's actions, reducing the hill count back to one. Then I walk onto it after banning wild so that he cannot attempt to stop this thread again.

My hill.

[asi1998]

I kidnap wokka. I then forcibly take wokkas powers and lock him underground in the middle of the old pvp where not even Invun can find him. I then unmod everyone once and for all becoming the dictator of the server. I then use world edit to move the hill underground somewhere in fyra or future shift where nobody can find it or claim it.

My Hill

[LS13]

That is no hill, that is a cave formation underground. Also, motor I already killed you, stop climbing out of your grave or I shall be forced to forcibly whack you with a shovel. I use a little trick I learned from some other mods to see where wokka is, and I go and rescue him. He becomes infuriated and pulls the mighty banhammer from hammerspace, swinging it so hard and so fast that every single thing you have ever done on the server is wiped from memory. I then make a new hill.

My hill.

[Invunarble]

I suddenly realize how similarly entertaining saying "wokka" sounds, similar to pronouncing "smeelo", and therefore drive the entire server populace mad with my ramblings.

My hill.

[motormaniac]

Don't tell me to stop coming back from the dead! I do what i want! And since I am coming back from the dead, I have dirt in my ears, preventing me from hearing inbun. (Yes, inbun.) Then, having no other use for it, I throw an Iphone 5 at inbun, nocking him off the hill and returning everyone back to a non-crazy state of mental being.

My hill.

[LS13]

I whack you with a shovel and throw you back in your grave.

My hill.