MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2
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A WILD BLACKADDER APPEARS!!!
You cannot say it doesn't exist if you haven't seen it. ~Zinrius
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Run far away.
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Dig a hole.
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Finish him.
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TNT. That is all.
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Cast REMIND spell since it's been around 4 days and the university is sure to have burnt to the ground by now.
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I've been very busy this weekend and I haven't found the time to update. Don't think I haven't forgotten about this thread.Pinmissile wrote:Updates are irregular, meaning that I update whenever I have the time for so. I need to sleep, eat, drink, poop, work and videogames just like any other man.
If you want a more regular updates, you can always start paying me.
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Giving money to people in exchange for goods and services? Sounds like communism!
I'll wait.
I'll wait.
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You attempt to RAISE a FORCEFIELD, the library is gone, but the University doesn't need BURNINATE.Wildwill002 wrote:Create a force field to watch everything burn safely.
Sadly, you are only a WIZARD IN-TRAINING. The spell BACKFIRES, encasing you in a FORCEFIELD!
Well, you're not sticking around for the TRIAL, EXPELLING and GREAT SHAME.Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Run far away.
Screw this.
You are FLORENCE, DESTROYER OF KNOWLEDGE, you have recently ESCAPED the UNIVERSITY with the intent of NOT being CAUGHT and subsequently EXECUTED for your TERRIBLE CRIMES against ALL THINGS PAPER.
Your new MISSION is to DO SOMETHING HEROIC and clear you of ALL CHARGES and lose your newly acquired TITLE. You can hear some TURBULENCE coming from within the INN, and you decide to INVESTIGATE.
THAT POOR, INNOCENT WARRIOR IS BEING ATTACKED FOR NO REASON!
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Beat him with your HAT
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Announce yourself LOUDLY, hoping to INTIMIDATE everybody with your FEARSOME, NOT SELF-IMPOSED TITLE!
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you spy a cowardly Bartender. you proceed to SET HIM ON FIRE and use his flaming body to PROTECT THE INNOCENT WARRIOR!
also you REALLY want the Bard's hat!
also you REALLY want the Bard's hat!
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
OI YOU!
YES YOU!
WE HAVE A STEAM COMMUNITY GROUP!
JOIN US AND ADD PEOPLE FOR FUN TIMES!
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And then propel that bench at him with your powers!
"He's like fire, and ice, and rage.
He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun.
He's ancient and forever.
He burns at the centre of time and he can see the turn of the universe.
And... he's wonderful."
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That was your first thought; but as you take a second look, it's obvious that the well dressed gentleman is merely defending himself from that ruffian! Attack that scurvy warrior with your arcane might to subdue him.Pinmissile wrote:THAT POOR, INNOCENT WARRIOR IS BEING ATTACKED FOR NO REASON!
Before all else, be armed. -Machiavelli
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Summon kittens to put an end to the fight by the sheer power of cuteness alone.
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SneakyPie wrote:Summon kittens to put an end to the fight by the sheer power of cuteness alone.
Richard Dawkins wrote:I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
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Summon your closest companion, the (extremely) evil TEDDY BEAR. It's soft pink fuzz covers a beast made of RAGE and FLUFF. It'll make short work of the pizza-hatted attacked.
The Horrorterrors made the world while God was sleeping.
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697134002 wrote:SneakyPie wrote:Summon kittens to put an end to the fight by the sheer power of cuteness alone.
Spoiler! :
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CAST FLARE!!!!!
A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. - Gandalf the Grey
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Summon a clone!
Actually, summon another hat exactly like the bard's.
Actually, summon another hat exactly like the bard's.
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Shadow? It's a bard-shaped hole in the wall.
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obviously the Bard threw himself at the wall before attacking that poor innocent warrior!ojamamask wrote:Wut!? How can this be?
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
OI YOU!
YES YOU!
WE HAVE A STEAM COMMUNITY GROUP!
JOIN US AND ADD PEOPLE FOR FUN TIMES!
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Ok then, make the warrior run through the hole into a magical, mysterious swamp
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These PATRONS need to learn whose in CHARGE around here!Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Announce yourself LOUDLY, hoping to INTIMIDATE everybody with your FEARSOME, NOT SELF-IMPOSED TITLE!
You start FLAILING around FALSE ACHIEVEMENTS, LIE about your SKILL in MAGIC and THREATEN the ANGRY PATRONS.
It momentarily distracted them, now hit them with a magic trick!
BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE MIGHTY FLORENCE, DESTROYER OF KNOWLEDGE!SneakyPie wrote:Summon kittens to put an end to the fight by the sheer power of cuteness alone.
Hold on, this is a tough spell..
PRESTO!
BEHOLD! A CUTE and CUDDLY KITTEN IN HIGH RESOLUTION.
Where did the bartender go?
The KITTEN isn't doing the JOB. PLAN C!Darktaint wrote:CAST FLARE!!!!!
Hey, look. You didn't mess this spell up.
Wait, aren't flares supposed to just light up the environment? Maybe you should have used that in the library..
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As your flare has utterly removed the offending bard, pick the warrior up and ask him if he'd like a nice second hand lute.
Before all else, be armed. -Machiavelli
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And put the kitten in a hat making you have three in your party.
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