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MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2
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By the way,
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PFFFF, just sleep and serve your time, you'll be out after one fast loading screen
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Use the wizards pointy hat as a battering ram to break down the door! then if that doesnt work try using the wizard himself!
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Do the secret Chuck Norris call of manliness and awesomality chant
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Cast fire to burn down the door.
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Patrick Stewart, the subject of a JOKE about The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion that nobody except Hytro and myself understood, couldn't make it. Call on Mr. Bean instead!
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Feign Illness and trick the guards to coming in. then suprise them!
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With conjured mana cakesFlux04 wrote:Feign Illness and trick the guards to coming in. then suprise them!
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Pretend to be lost puppies. The guards might fall for it and let you out.
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There must have been a MISTAKE. You CAN'T be up for EXECUTION!Hytro wrote:PFFFF, just sleep and serve your time, you'll be out after one fast loading screen
You decide to SLEEP on the MATTER, perhaps you may ESCAPE your DOOM by pure SLOTH.
You have FAILED to ESCAPE your DOOM.
This day SUCKS.
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Florence should be well rested, maybe enough to cast sleep on the executioner!
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Have Batsauce cut the ropes.
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ask where your last meal is.
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Ask for your one phone call
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The awkward moment when the rope breaks, thus cheating death with a cliche.
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Florence remembers his hat doubles as a rope cutting tool and thus cuts the rope with it and kills the executioner Odd job style
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givemeabreak432 wrote:Have Batsauce cut the ropes.
Darktaint wrote:Florence remembers his hat doubles as a rope cutting tool and thus cuts the rope
Using ABSURD METHODS, you CUT the ROPES!
The EXECUTIONER quickly REPLACES the CUT ROPES.
He ASKS that you STOP IT. It's not very POLITE and CIVIL of you.
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Use flare, then cut the ropes
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Tell the executioner that his pants make his butt look big. He'll turn around to try and see, and then you can use more absurd techniques to cut the rope and break free.
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Ask the executioner if he's truly happy with his career choice.
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This.Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Ask the executioner if he's truly happy with his career choice.
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Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Ask the executioner if he's truly happy with his career choice.
Richard Dawkins wrote:I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
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You really want the Executioner's hood too.
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Skunk_Giant wrote:This.Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Ask the executioner if he's truly happy with his career choice.
697134002 wrote:Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Ask the executioner if he's truly happy with his career choice.
If the answer is yes, cast flare.SneakyPie wrote:You really want the Executioner's hood too.
If the answer is no, give him some quality counseling in exchange for your freedom and his hood.
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Summon a laptop with internet and MEGA surround sound then click this they will let you go
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offer te Executioner the Bards hat in exchange for his hood. while hes trying it on cut the ropes and kill him using more absurd methods!
Also:
Also:
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Dance your way, out of this situation
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the ropes are not short enough and they land safely on the ground with no broken neck, it was all a joke and they are moved back to the cell
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Say your sorry to the executioner in hopes of being released :3
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