MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

[Fuzz422365117]

Challenge him to an arm wrestle for the weapons. If you lose, you have to give him your hat =O

[vallorn]

Batsauce picks Florence up. uses him to beat the shopkeeper. takes the sword. beats Florence with the sword. takes the scepter and runs like hell.

[Lord_Mountbatten]

You must have money or something. Perhaps acting like regular human beings may help you out?

[aflycon]

You must offer to go into a deep, dark, scary dungeon and find monsters with your canine warrior companion in exchange for Scooby Snacks the sceptre.

[Cho]

Ask the merchant for the price... as it turns out, you're a little short. But the merchant is willing to make a deal. His two daughters need dates for the spring formal, and if you agree to take them, he'll consider the scepter paid for. You readily agree - after all, what could go wrong with simply escorting two ladies to a dance?

[vallorn]

Ask the merchant for the price... as it turns out, you're a little short. But the merchant is willing to make a deal. His two daughters need dates for the spring formal, and if you agree to take them, he'll consider the scepter paid for. You readily agree - after all, what could go wrong with simply escorting to ladies to a dance?

how do you get the best ideas Cho?

[Cho]

how do you get the best ideas Cho?

I get to draw upon a vast lifetime of experience.

[Someguy42]

That must be once massive lifetime :O

[sag185]

Ask the merchant for the price... as it turns out, you're a little short. But the merchant is willing to make a deal. His two daughters need dates for the spring formal, and if you agree to take them, he'll consider the scepter paid for. You readily agree - after all, what could go wrong with simply escorting to ladies to a dance?

Also stalke.... LOL.
Be afraid now.

[Pinmissile]

Ask politely for the weapons?

The weapons?



Do you have ANY idea what you're asking for?



This SWORD was forged for the GREAT WIZARD KING, the TYRANT of NEVERMOORE and the GREATEST WIZARD who EVER LIVED!

This SWORD has killed MANY UNBELIEVERS and will one day CHOOSE the GREAT KING who will RULE THE LAND for EONS to COME!



This STICK has a GEM on it, it's really just a GLORIFIED WALKING STICK and it once DROPPED on my FOOT, and it HURT A LOT.



And you CAN'T HAVE THEM!

[Flux04]

Pay him in hugs and kisses for the weapons

[vallorn]

kill him with the weapons.

[697134002]

Walk away and cry in a corner.

[Someguy42]

Stab him to death with the hat!

[Blackadder51]

Use an Old Gift Card for it.

[ShadowedLucario]

leave because this guy is clearly a unicorn who is unwilling to part with its specalized walking stick. you then realize you havent eaten anything for the past few weeks and are probably going to starve

[SneakyPie]

Use an Old Gift Card for it.

[Pinmissile]

Please don't stack quotes, just quote the guy whose suggestion you endorse.

[Pinmissile]

[Pinmissile]

It's Christmas time.

Time for a seasonal update.



After WANDERING for several DAYS for no good REASON in the FROZEN WASTES of NITWERNIA, you find yourself outside a CONSPICUOUS HOME.

You have NO IDEA why you are taking a CASUAL STROLL in the middle of NOWHERE.
In fact you do not remember ANYTHING for the past days!

As a result you are COLD, WET and SLIGHTLY GRUMPY.

What do you do?

[Godavari]

Clearly we must enter that house. The window seems like the best way to go about it, since it's not reinforced at all.

[Jake55778]

Make snow angels.

The best snow is clearly on the roof, it's cleaner and more even than the stuff on the ground. The sloped edge, icey tiles and risk of falling all just add to the fun. Plus once you're up there you may as well try and enter the house via the chimney, Santa style.

[Wildwill002]

Lick the snowy footprints to see if it was made by something sweet. Or even if it had trodden in dung

[ShadowedLucario]

plant a c4 charge and the door. Breach and clear, simple as that.

[sag185]

Open the door, walk in.

[Zinrius]

Kick the door open, possibly crippling an unsuspecting pedestrian.

[aflycon]

Use the key granted to you by the mighty Pinmissile to unlock the door.

Please, this was more work that necessary. ._.

[Blackadder51]

Piss your name in the snow

[Pinmissile]

Make snow angels.

The best snow is clearly on the roof, it's cleaner and more even than the stuff on the ground. The sloped edge, icey tiles and risk of falling all just add to the fun.

Bats has an IDEA.

A most RATIONAL and clever IDEA!



Florence KNOWS this EXPRESSION.

It never means WELL.



WHAUWHAIISUHAAAGHABHBRLA



"Now make snow angels!"

[Pinmissile]

Wait, something fell down from the TURMOIL and great PAIN that FLORENCE is no doubt EXPERIENCING!



A SIGN! You wonder what it SAYS!



Well that explains it. Puh-Car-So's stuff is just bizarre.