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random980
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by random980 » 20 Dec 2011, 09:14
sag185 wrote:the liars paradox genie comes around and kills you for making this so hard.
i wish for 3 more wishes.
That course of action does not allow for my wish to be granted, therefore you are not following the rules of this thread. Try again. *trollface*
you get a book of paradoxes to defeat structurally advanced artificial intelligence constructs.
You realize you are a structurally advanced artificial intelligence construction and asplode on reading the book.
I wish this statement was false!
(and for someone to answer it properly)
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Eddietester1066
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by Eddietester1066 » 20 Dec 2011, 13:32
Of course that statement is false. You really wish that Mojang would rewrite the server code to be truly multi-threaded and take advantage of modern processors.
I wish more people would come back to work on IC so we could finish digging it out.
Which leads to this:
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Aenir_bEPU
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by Aenir_bEPU » 20 Dec 2011, 14:18
IC is flooded with thousands of people and no one is able to get any work done because every square inch is covered with players and lag becomes insane.
I wish bEPU!!
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by Spyboticsguy » 20 Dec 2011, 17:03
The entire bEPU project crashes.
I wish ponies, so that I can be the first and last person to do so.
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Iron_Fang
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by Iron_Fang » 20 Dec 2011, 17:18
ponies are erased from everything in the universe
I wish that pigs could fly
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by Skunk_Giant » 20 Dec 2011, 21:28
Pigs can now fly. They proceed to take over the world after a black and white thriller movie is made called 'Pigs', and it's all about them taking over the world. Humans go into panic, and the pigs strike. We all lose.
I wish that this wish had nothing wrong with it.
Oh hey, I have a signature now! 26/07/11
haxxorzd00d wrote:Keep talking, Skunk. Everybody likes you and you're stunningly handsome.
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random980
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by random980 » 20 Dec 2011, 23:50
There is nothing wrong with your wish and nothing happens because of it, making your wish obsolete
i wish i new what eddietester was talking about when he responded to my statement being false.
(and if it IS false then that means that statement was actually true, therefore making it NOT what i wished for)
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by Furdabip » 21 Dec 2011, 03:52
Iron_Fang wrote:I wish that pigs could fly
Off topic:
Maybe When Pigs Can Fly - Minecraft & Oprah.gif
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by RobipodSupreme » 19 Feb 2012, 12:29
I wish that benign, highly advanced aliens came to Earth and gave us the benefits of their millennia of progress.
I'm like 80% gayer than when I was on here last
I was a mod once
my discord is Ryin ❄#4444 if you wanna hmu fams
Miss you
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by Wildwill002 » 19 Feb 2012, 13:37
BOOM! Your a caveman and therefore dont know what earth even is
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by RobipodSupreme » 20 Feb 2012, 12:08
but i would due to the benefit of the aliens' knowledge. boom back atcha'
I'm like 80% gayer than when I was on here last
I was a mod once
my discord is Ryin ❄#4444 if you wanna hmu fams
Miss you
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Iron_Fang
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by Iron_Fang » 20 Feb 2012, 13:29
I haz a carrot, your argument is invalid.
I wish for this thread not to be locked ^^ loljk
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by Blackadder51 » 21 Feb 2012, 18:07
But i dont lock it therefore driving you into crippling depression and woe.
I wish for a slab of beer.
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by Milo_Windby » 21 Feb 2012, 18:17
You get a slab of beer... its rock hard slab and you can't do anything with it.
I wish I could get a slab of cheese =D
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition wrote:#40. If you see profit on a journey, take it
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Lord_Mountbatten
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by Lord_Mountbatten » 21 Feb 2012, 18:21
You get to watch daytime television and all the cheesy jokes therein.
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by XxGhOsTxReCoNxX » 21 Feb 2012, 18:24
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:You get to watch daytime television and all the cheesy jokes therein.
You need to then think of a wish after you break the person above you's wish.
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by Lord_Mountbatten » 21 Feb 2012, 18:26
XxGhOsTxReCoNxX wrote:Lord_Mountbatten wrote:You get to watch daytime television and all the cheesy jokes therein.
You need to then think of a wish after you break the person above you's wish.
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tanisjihanis
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by tanisjihanis » 22 Feb 2012, 09:14
Your jimmies cease to exist.
I wish I had an extra day in my week.
C. S. Lewis wrote:-When we become adults, we must put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up
-To truly own something one must be capable of giving it away
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by Milo_Windby » 22 Feb 2012, 09:54
Your wish is granted, to bad its called "Groundhogs day"... you are forced to relive the same day over and over and over again. You will never die and you will never break free.
I wish my Jimmies were back >.>
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by andy25100 » 22 Feb 2012, 10:27
By Jimmies i assume you mean hundreds of thousands, your house fills with them eventually killing you by drowning you in their confectionary goodness.
I wish King Kong was real.
"They'll tear you apart, bone by bone... ...and build with you a human throne. Their buck- toothed king will sit upon What once was you, but now is gone. This key unlocks the gates of Hell. Steady traveler, use it well." - Grim Fandango - Poem of the Flaming Demon Beavers
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by tanisjihanis » 22 Feb 2012, 10:35
King Kong destroys your house, and then your city... before being neutralized and put into containment for testing by a government SWAT team.
I wish that I could do art as good as Jake.
C. S. Lewis wrote:-When we become adults, we must put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up
-To truly own something one must be capable of giving it away
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by Spyboticsguy » 22 Feb 2012, 15:15
Every artist is reduced to your skill level, and all classical art ceases to exist.
I wish for more wishes.
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by tanisjihanis » 22 Feb 2012, 15:27
This happens:
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With no other option, the wish giver gives you those wishes. But after having everything you want in the world, you find no purpose in existence and wish that you didn't exist.
I wish that this thread would become an art thread with different depictions of how each wish goes wrong. (Seems innocent enough. How could that go wrong?
)
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-To truly own something one must be capable of giving it away
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by michaeld20 » 22 Feb 2012, 15:41
Wildwill002 wrote:*Changes nothing about lord*
I wish everyone would come visit Blackpool just once
And everyone dies in a plane crash
"Some people in this world, they think their invincible... well thats just not true... beacause if you make just ONE mistake it could all end in a matter of seconds and then really how invincible are you?"- Myself
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by tanisjihanis » 22 Feb 2012, 15:44
michaeld20 wrote:Wildwill002 wrote:*Changes nothing about lord*
I wish everyone would come visit Blackpool just once
And everyone dies in a plane crash
wat.
you skipped like... wat. o_O
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by Milo_Windby » 22 Feb 2012, 16:45
michaeld20 wrote:Wildwill002 wrote:*Changes nothing about lord*
I wish everyone would come visit Blackpool just once
And everyone dies in a plane crash
You missed doing the last post... which was "I wish that this thread would become an art thread with different depictions of how each wish goes wrong. (Seems innocent enough. How could that go wrong?" posted by Tanis
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by aflycon » 22 Feb 2012, 20:25
The thread becomes an art thread with different depictions of how each wish goes wrong, but every picture is ponies. While the bronies rejoice, members of the community with functioning brains realize their recessive hate for the bronies and they are all burned at the stake.
I wish everyone's jimmies would just un-rustle themselves and we could all continue life as usual.
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by haxxorzd00d » 24 Feb 2012, 17:12
Everyone's jimmies cease rustling and fall deathly silent. The sudden quiet leaves a ringing in your ears that haunts you for the rest of your life.
I wish I had mind control powers.
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by rbk95 » 24 Feb 2012, 17:55
You read Lords mind and your brain explodes.
I wish i was a real husky :I
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